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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): A Bonkers B-Movie Bonanza
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, YouTube
Tagged Andy Sidaris, babes, bombs, boobs, breasts, bullets, Bullets Bombs and Babes, Dona Speir, gore, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Hope Marie Carlton, Malibu Bay Films, Nudity, Playboy Playmates, R-rated, Ronn Moss, Sex Scene, softcore, Triple B Collection, violence
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Pale Rider (1985) with old timey manspeak translations
“3 hots and a cot is the least I owe you.”
Pale Rider (1985), starring Clint Eastwood, comes chock full of old-timey sayings like the one above. The old-timey manspeak is so thick, in fact, you might want to bring a dictionary, or settle in and be ready for the ear puzzle of trying to translate what the hell these old-timey prospectors and gunslingers are talking about. Continue reading
American Outlaws (2001) Review – A Little Too Much Kick
Cowboys, robberies, and an incredibly historically inaccurate look at the life of Jesse James is what American Outlaws is all about. Colin Farrell plays the infamous Jesse James, a man known for his poor bank etiquette. Ali Larter plays his wonderful cousin who then becomes his wife, a fact that they kind of breeze over in the film. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, movie, Western
Tagged Ali Larter, American Outlaws, Civil War, Colin Farrell, cowboy, cowboys, Gabriel Macht, Gregory Smith, Jesse James, John Rogers, Kathy Bates, outlaw, outlaws, PG-13, Roderick Taylor, Scott Caan, spoiler, Timothy Dalton, violence, Western, Will McCormack
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Taken (2009) Don’t Cross Liam Neeson
I’m taking a brief reprieve from my “Chicks Who Don’t Need Flowers” series to review the new action movie Taken. Never has the expression “Don’t talk to strangers” ever been as true as it is in Taken. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged 20th Century Fox, abduction, action, Albanian, American, and I will kill you, drug references, Drugs, Famke Janssen, France, French, Goran Kostic, I will find you, Katie Cassidy, kidnapping, language, Liam Neeson, Luc Besson, Maggie Grace, Paris, PG-13, Pierre Morel, prostitute, prostitution, Robert Mark Kamen, secret agent, sexual content, slave traffic, slavery, spy, suspense, Taken, thriller, violence
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12 Rounds (2009): Such a Bromantic Action Movie
12 Rounds is exactly what it seems. It’s an action movie where the plot matters minimally and the action happens maximally. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged 12 Rounds, action, Aidan Gillen, Ashley Scott, Brian White, Daniel Kunka, Gonzalo Menendez, John Cena, New Orleans, PG-13, Renny Harlin, Steve Harris, The Marine, violence
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Crank (2006): Including the Manliest Kill Ever!?
Crank is a very exciting, very, very, non-realistic, out of this world crazy movie, and it is tons of fun to watch. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Adrenaline, Amy Smart, boobs, breast, Brian Taylor, Carlos Sanz, drug use, Drugs, Dwight Yoakam, Edi Gathegi, Efren Ramirez, Jason Statham, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Lakeshore Entertainment, Mark Neveldine, Nudity, Partial Nudity, pervasive language, R-rated, Reno Wilson, Sex Scene, sexuality, suspense, thrill, violence
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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends
THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, superhero
Tagged action adventure, action movies, Blade, Blade Trinity, bloodthirsty, boobs, breast, butt, Cascy Beddow, David S. Goyer, Dracula, Gene Colan, Hannibal, horror, Jessica Biel, John Michael Higgins, Kris Kristofferson, language, Marv Wolfman, Marvel Comics, Natasha Lyonne, New Line Cinema, nude, Nudity, Parker Posey, R-rated, Ryan Reynolds, sexual content, vampire, Vampires, violence, Wesley Snipes
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The Woman King (2022): Heavy Is the Head (Til It’s Decapitated)
Being a soldier in any army no doubt requires some serious bravery. Surviving to become a middle aged/older soldier means that someone’s not only brave, but skilled and more than a little lucky. In The Woman King, Nanisca (Viola Davis) … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, African kingdom, Agojie, Dahomey, John Boyega, lashana lynch, movie, R-rated, sheila atim, the woman king, the woman king based on a true story, the woman king cast, the woman king controversy, thuso mbedu, Viola Davis, violence
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