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Troll 2 (1990): More Reasons Not to Eat Green Eggs and Ham

Dr. Seuss has been trying to convince people to eat green eggs and ham since 1960!
Decades later, I’m on a mission to undo all of his hard work because I know the terrible truth… Continue reading

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Trick ‘r Treat (2008) Review: All Treats, Some Tricks

Halloween, that time of the year when people can dress up in the most disgusting/scary/revealing outfit imaginable and it’s all okay because HALLOWEEN! Continue reading

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Paranormal Activity (2009): Imagine Demons

Paranormal Activity should be called “Did You Hear That?” because it’s what the characters say to each other and what you’ll be saying to your friends during 90% of the movie. Continue reading

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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends

THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Continue reading

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Slumber Party Massacre (2021): Is This Remake Worth Taking for a Spin?

Not to be confused with 1982’s The Slumber Party Massacre, remake/reboot Slumber Party Massacre (2021) pays homage to the first and second movies in this slasher trilogy. Just when you thought the slumbering and massacring was over, Danishka Esterhazy and … Continue reading

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Slumber Party Massacre 3 (1990): It’s a Movie!

Here we go! The third film in The Slumber Party Massacre series! The third movie in a series is always the best- The Godfather Part III, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, The Matrix: Revolutions, X-Men: The Last Stand, I … Continue reading

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11 Movies I Recommend From 2022 in a List I Can Call Whatever I Want Because This is My Website and I Am the Boss, Part 2

As promised, here are the rest of the films from 2022 you should catch up on if you haven’t seen them already. Read part 1 here

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Dreaming of a Black Christmas (2019)

How many remakes does it take for a remake to take gold? Black Christmas is still trying to figure that out. There are now three different Black Christmas movies, the original dates back to 1974, the first remake in 2006, … Continue reading

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