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Our Star, Her Run to Comic-Con, Her Trek to YouTube (Preview)

Posted By Action Flick Chick on July 3, 2009

Chick 'n' Impossible

Chick 'n' Impossible

 

Behold the Action Flick Chick!

And her gun.

Well, one of her many guns.

Hey, this is a big deal. This is the first time you’ve actually seen her face since back when she interviewed The Incredible Hulk star Lou Ferrigno.

Below are thumbshots from some of the photos we took during the production of Run, Action Flick Chick, Run.

What’s Run, Action Flick Chick, Run?

You’ll find out soon enough.

While you wait, visit her Facebook page to check out the full-sized images and more. FYI: She’s giving a copy of Uwe Boll’s Tunnel Rats to a new Facebook fan. If you love him, you need this. If you hate him, you can find some creative uses for the DVD.
 

Mini Review of 1968: Tunnel Rats (2008)

Posted By Action Flick Chick on July 1, 2009

Tunnel Rats is a very surprising movie. It’s like opening your door to a naked guy selling clothes. You’re just so surprised you don’t know what to do except buy some.  Tunnel Rats is set during the Vietnam War and focuses on soldiers specially trained to go into the Viet Cong’s underground tunnels and kill the enemy and then destroy the tunnel, thus their name, tunnel rats.

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Tunnel Rats will open your eyes to the brutality of war, especially the Vietnam War. It is a very serious movie that does not sugarcoat anything. Well, of course it doesn’t, it’s a war movie, plus Uwe Boll produced, directed, and wrote it. I, for one, like to learn about history, so this movie was fascinating. It seems to be pretty accurate from what I have read about the Vietnam War. The underground tunnels were rigged with all kinds of booby traps. And, as if you weren’t paranoid enough about the booby traps, the enemy could be waiting for you around any turn or in a special hiding place ready to take you out. Tunnel Rats captures it all. As far as the action goes, it is very slow starting off. It doesn’t really pick up until an hour into the film, but they are exploring tunnels. So hang in there, it does eventually pick up. If you like war movies or learning about history, this would be a great one for you. It’s brutally honest. I didn’t know what to think as I was watching the film. I was more in shock than anything else; but the more I think about it, the more I like it.

Action Rating:  2 Tunnel Rats, out of 5.

I have received extra copies of Tunnel Rats that I’ll be giving away on the site. Stay tuned to learn how you can get your free copy.

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RoboCop (1987) – He’s a Real Boy

Posted By Action Flick Chick on June 29, 2009

I’m so excited! And it’s all because of the game Nukem: “Another quality home game. Get them before they get you!” Isn’t that the most awesome game? You can practice dropping nuclear bombs on other countries if they don’t do just what you want them to do. Bombs away! Now, this is a made up game from Robocop even though it may seem real with the way society is. Robocop has a lot of news segments about how much crime there is in the world and the other bad happenings going on. Then they topped it all off with the Nukem commercial. It seems like people viewed the future of the world very bleakly in the 80’s. I’m glad a lot has changed since then.

RoboCop is here to serve and protect you. When there’s no more hope, just hope a little more and maybe RoboCop will be there save your ass. A police officer, Alex Murphy (Peter Welker) gets killed while he’s busting a gang for robbery. All the while Murphy is getting bullet holes installed into his body, his partner Anne Lewis (Nancy Allen) is taking a nap. Just kidding, but she isn’t there in time to save Murphy. So, they take the most logical next step: they turn him into a cyborg. Lewis tries to convince RoboCop that “he’s a real boy” through the rest of the movie.

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There are a lot of slow points and talking, but RoboCop does mess some people up as well. It gets pretty just brutal, enough to keep me from completely snoozing, but it’s more of a commentary on American society in the 80’s than it is an action movie.

Time until initial action starts: ~ 5 minutes                                            

Time until real action starts: ~ 16 minutes

Big Bad Baddies: OCP Senior Vice President Dick Jones and his minions

Best Line: “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.” I think Murphy means business.

Best Kill: A bad guy gets covered with a toxic chemical. It is so toxic that he starts to…melt. His skin turns mushy and droopy. He is trying to find some neighborly soul to help him when finally his fellow baddies come to his rescue. One of the other baddies is driving a car and runs right into the melting guy. The guy liquefies and splatters all over the windshield. The other baddie just turns his windshield wipers on and keeps going. Now that is a real friend.

Best Explosion: A baddie is spewing gas all over a gas station while Robocop is after him. A cigarette gets thrown onto the fuel and explodes the whole station and all the pumps, and then some.

Action Rating: 2 Robocops with childbearing hips, out of 5

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!

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Illustration by Alex Langley. Rocket Llama World Headquarters.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Posted By Action Flick Chick on June 26, 2009

AFC note: A few minor spoilers are about; but no worries, I don’t talk about anything that will spoil a major plot or action point.

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I love Transformers. It’s not a secret, so of course I was extremely excited about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I was as hyped as a Stunticon drunk off of energon. I was like a little kid cracked out on a ton of sugar running around until he runs into a door and knocks himself out. What a great feeling! And what a great movie! It was just what I’d hoped it would be: balls to the wall Transformers!

Peter Cullen reprises his role as Optimus Prime in this action packed sequel. Prime and the other guys save the world again from the evil Decepticons. Those Decepticons really had it coming to them- they definitely haven’t joined the ‘Go Green’ campaign with all the destruction of virgin pine trees they did in this flick. They didn’t even use the trees for anything, they just smashed ‘em up for the hell of it.

The other guys include a butt-ton of Autobots (particularly everyone’s favorite yellow bug-themed autobot, Bumblebee) and Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) and his hot girlfriend Mikaela (Megan Fox). Transformers 2 gives you a little bit of everything: comedy, suspense, and a retarded amount of action, and some copious amounts of booty.

Speaking of which, man, did they pull some cheap shots with Megan Fox though. The very first shot of Fox onscreen was of her lying across a motorcycle with some short shorts on. Bam! Fox’s butt is right in your face. I’m sure there won’t be any complaints about that one though.
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The action is the main focus of Transformers 2. The plot…not so much. There are some small plot holes here and there, and some larger plot holes big enough for Optimus Prime to drive through and more than a couple of things that just don’t quite make sense; but you know what, plot doesn’t matter in this one because the Autobots are tearin’ some Decepticons new holes to poop out of. So, I am willing to overlook all the other stuff. Just keep in mind if you aren’t a Transformers fan, this might not be the movie for you; but, if you love cars, robots, and/or action, this is the flick to see.

Go see Transformers 2. It is packed to the brim with fight sequences and rather simple humor, but still funny nonetheless.

Time until initial action starts: ~ 1 minute

Time until real action starts: ~ 5 minutes

Big Bad Baddies: Decepticons

Best Line: There were two lines that were really great. A Decepticon is talking about Mikaela (Fox). “You’re hot but you ain’t too bright.” Ding, Ding, Ding! We have a winner! Tell the Decepticon what he’s won, Rich! Then there’s the classic line spoken by Optimus Prime, “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” Oh Optimus, you’re the best Transformer anyone could ask for. Keep it up, you ole truck, you!

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Best Kill: Minor Spoiler Alert: I think Bumblebee really hates Decepticon cats. I think he picked up a new game called skin the cat. Bumblebee gets his hands on a Decepticon in the form of a huge Jaguar and completely pulls the spine out. It was awesome!

Best Explosion: Minor Spoiler Alert: There are a ton of explosions. This is just one of the cool ones. Decepticons dropped from the sky and landed on a battle ship. It exploded and sank like the freakin’ Titanic.

Action Rating: 5 Optimus Primes giving the thumbs up, out of 5.

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Illustration by Alex Langley. Rocket Llama World Headquarters.

Twitter 4 Nitwits: The Dreaded Twit2K

Posted By Llama Mama on June 26, 2009

(We were going to call it F2K, but that looks too much like an attempt to sneak a swear word into the title.)

While it seems like our first Twitter 4 Nitwits lesson should start with how to use twitter, it just doesn’t. There are plenty of places where you can learn how to get started, beginning with twitter itself.

On Friday, the Action Flick Chick (known as @actionchick on twitter and a few other sites that don’t allow 16-character usernames like actionflickchick) noticed that someone whose tweets (twitter posts) we enjoy had about 1,000 followers and was following some 1900 people. You can follow up to 2000 people before twitter follow limits kick in. They created the limit to curtail spammers and bots that at the very least tie up bandwidth without contributing any real content themselves.

Once you’re following 2000 people’s twitter posts, the number you can follow cannot exceed 110% of the number who follow you. So if user @twit_nitwit had, say, 1100 followers at the time he reached the point of following 2000, that means he would not be able to follow anybody new until more than 1800 people started following him. You can’t sit there hoping to pick up 700 followers when you’re not following anybody in return.

You’re not a celebrity. Don’t presume that the things you say are so awesome that you can talk at the masses when it’s all one-sided and you can’t easily see what they’re talking about in return. You see, twitter growth depends on interaction.

Here are some tips @actionchick dispensed this past week to help people learn how to deal with this. Remember, each tweet is limited to 140 characters – hence the sometimes odd wording. (more…)

Farrah Fawcett (1947-2009) – Always an Angel

Posted By Llama Mama on June 25, 2009

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Farrah Fawcett, one of Charlie’s original Angels and the first to leave the group, has lost her fight with cancer. Known as Farrah Fawcett Majors in her Charlie’s Angels days, having been married to Six Million Dollar Man star Lee Majors, she brought charm and personality to a show often criticized as “jiggle TV” for featuring young women running around, a show frequently underrated for how much it empowered its female characters. They quickly evolved from taking Charlie’s orders to planning the jobs themselves and showing the boys how it’s really done.

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She took on many other memorable roles, notably her work in The Burning Bed, but to us she’ll always fly high as a true blue action chick. Farewell, Farrah.

Coming Attractions: Ninja Assassin (2009)

Posted By Action Flick Chick on June 24, 2009

Set to be released on November 25, 2009, Ninja Assassin should rock our faces off! Ninja Assassin is written by J. Michael Straczynski (who you may know from his stint writing The Amazing Spider-Man for Marvel Comics or little things like creating Babylon 5 for TV) and Matthew Sand; and produced by the Wachowski brothers, with our pal David Leitch as a 2nd unit director. Rain (Speed Racer) plays Raizo, a very deadly assassin, and Naomie Harris plays a Europol agent. They team up together to take down the Ozunu Clan. I’m hoping that a deadly assassin trying to take down a deadly clan = deadly amounts of action. Plus, Leitch mentioned in his interview that they had about three months to work with the actors on the stunts alone. I’m excited to see how this all turns out.

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Dance of the Dead (2008) – Wired Like a Crackhead Drinking Red Bull

Posted By Action Flick Chick on June 22, 2009

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Here’s a thought. If some random guy in a graveyard asks you to wheel his wheelbarrow somewhere while he does something else “real quick,” just say no; because, chances are, that wheelbarrow will contain zombified hands and heads. Or…just say yes! Then you have the next month’s worth of practical jokes all lined up! Sounds good! Where’s the nearest graveyard?

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Dance of the Dead is a zombie movie (I know, you never would have guessed it) and is surprisingly good. It’s an independent movie directed by Gregg Bishop and written by Joe Ballarini. The cast is made up of mostly unknown people who are the same age as their characters, unheard of but true, and that aspect really adds to the believability of the film. There’s a whole mix of good characters in the film. The main two characters are Jimmy (Jared Kusnitz), a pizza boy, and Lindsey (Greyson Chadwick), the good student. They have the class nerd, Steven (Chandler Darby), the cheerleader, Gwen (Carissa Capobianco), the cracked out band members, the bully, and the crazy Coach Keel (Mark Oliver) who has previous military training. All the right characters are there. The movie follows these high school students on their Prom night trying to save their school from zombies.

Dance of the Dead did a lot of great things. One of the things I was most impressed by was that they had a lot of stunt work instead of CGI. Just imagine being in the middle of a zombie outbreak and seeing zombies explode up from graves and then just start running after you without missing a step! Having trouble? All you have to do is watch Dance of the Dead because that’s what happens. It looks great. They actually had stunt people being pulled up from the ground. They timed it all just right so that they could hit the ground running. Very impressive and memorable, I don’t think I’ve seen that in any other zombie flick. Dance of the Dead is funny, entertaining, and has some pretty good action. I think this one is going in my zombie collection.

Time until initial action starts: ~ 3 minutes

Time until real action starts: ~ 23 minutes

Big Bad Baddies: Zombies

Best Line: “You give me two minutes and I’ll have this school wired like a crackhead drinkin’ a Red Bull.”

Best Kill: Two students are hiding in the bathroom stall at the school. The girl reveals she has been bitten. So naturally, the two of them start making out. The girl turns into a zombie mid make-out and bites the dude’s tongue off. It is gooey, gory, and cool. Then he becomes a zombie and the two zombies continue to make out. Sexy!

Best Zombie Kill: One of the dudes is taking down a ton on zombies out in someone’s yard. He rips off a female zombie’s arm and shoves is down her throat and out the back of her head.

Best Explosion: Coach Keel, the guy who said the Best Line, was given two minutes and he kept his promise. He wired the school “like a crack head drinking Red Bull” and it exploded like a kid who drank too much yoo-hoo.

Action Rating: 3 Zombies bursting out of graves, out of 5.

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Illustration by Alex Langley. Rocket Llama World Headquarters.


Action Flick Chick Hugs Transformers – with cool trailers (Movie Chicks on Action Flicks #4)

Posted By Action Flick Chick on June 21, 2009

Why are these pictures so small?

Why are these pictures so small?

Answer:
Because  they’re only here to taunt you and tease.

Why is Action Flick Chick about to hug this car?

Why is Action Flick Chick about to hug this car?

Answer:
It’s an Autobot and the Chick needs a favor.
You think we’re kidding?

Just wait. You’ll see…

Trailer: Transformers (2007)

Fun Stuff:
Screenshots of 15 mistakes in first live action Transformers movie.

Trailer: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Transformers 2) (2009)

In addition to what our Chick has to say about Transformers 2, visit these other fangirls’ views, reviews, or explanation for refusal to write this one up. Opinions range widely on this one.

Site: Geek Girls Network
Post: Transformers Movie Review
by Katie Doyle: “Have you seen this movie? You haven’t? Well let me tell ya, you’re in for a treat. You know the kind you get from the dentist after he drills into your teeth?”

Site: I Rate Films
Post: Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
by Madison Monroe: “I loved the first Transformers and I have been looking forward to the sequel since hearing it was in the works.  Believe me, I was not disappointed!”

Site: ZenBitch Livecast
Post: Lemme explain why I’m not reviewing ‘Transformers’
by Zenbitch: SSorry, guys, but I simply cannot give Megan Fox my hard-earned money…”



Way to Run, Olivia Munn!

Posted By Action Flick Chick on June 20, 2009

olivia-munn-licks-apple-tvOlivia Munn (co-host of the G4TV program Attack of the Show!) is the top story of…well, all kinds of things right now. Why not though? She’s hot, knowledgeable about so many pop cultural topics, and just plain cool; so, of course, she’s going to be a hot topic. This time the big story is about Munn’s photo shoot in Playboy, where she does NOT get naked on film, to many people’s disappointment. Her nudity is not from lack of trying on the part of the Playboy crew. The Playboy stylist kept trying to get her into things that consisted of see-through lace and some string, which she declined. Persistence usually wins people over but not this strong willed lady. She stuck to her guns about not getting into her birthday suit. I mean, her birthday’s not for another couple of weeks, so it’s only logical to save it for the big occasion.

I, for one, am very glad she didn’t bare all for all. It almost seems like all women have to show skin, often a lot of skin, in order to gain any headway in the Hollywood business. Olivia, however, has gained fame and respect based on her talents. Well, I’m sure that her being hot has a little something to do with it; but, she has not posed for a nude photo or performed nude at any point, and she is still very popular. She also has scored movie roles and magazine covers, not because she’s undressed but because she’s cool. I love the no nudity thing – it keeps her classy and sets a good precedent for all us other ladies out there. It’s like she’s saying, “I don’t have to get naked to get ahead. My talents are enough.”

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There are several other actresses that are known for having had no-nudity clauses. Some of these include Rachel Bilson, Rachel Leigh Cook, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, Mila Kunis, and Sarah Jessica Parker, and now Olivia Munn joins those hallowed ranks.

Rock on, Olivia Munn! Way to keep your clothes on! Leave a little something to be desired.

This is the Action Flick Chick! And you’ve just been kicked in the ass!

Reference:

Olivia Munn Not Nude, But Not for Lack of Effort, by Owen Good. Kataku.





















Freedom Day – Freedom for All

Posted By Llama Mama on June 18, 2009

#Juneteenth
Tomorrow is Freedom Day, also called Emancipation Day and best known as Juneteenth, which originally commemorated the abolition of slavery in Texas but has reached across the nation to be recognized by 31 states in the United States of America. By no means should anything detract from the day’s meaning in honoring those who suffered under slavery in the USA and those who fought to overcome it. But just as its meaning has already grown beyond Texas, maybe it can grow even more. Maybe we can honor the former slaves even more strongly by talking about everyone’s freedom.

“…the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, ‘We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on, we’re going to survive.’ Today we celebrate our Independence Day!” – Bill Pullman as President Thomas Whitmore in Independence Day (1996). (This is still a movie site, after all.)

#IranElection
While websites are going green all over the Internet this week in support of Iranian citizens who struggle via twitter, fax, and any other means at hand to tell us about their protests over police violence and how a corrupt administration turned their vote for freedom into a bogus election result, maybe this year Freedom Day can be about everyone’s freedom. It sure seems like a win-win to me because Juneteenth needs a lot more attention too.

#FollowGreen
Every Friday a lot of people on twitter swamp each other with lists recommending tweeters they think others ought to follow. This year June 19th happens to fall on a Friday. Here’s a retweet of an actionchick post from last night:

hollywoodshorts RT @actionchick: When #FollowFriday arrives, consider discussing #IranElection w/enthusiasm typically used 4 #ff. @followfriday #FollowGreen

Those of you unfamiliar with twitter might have trouble following that. The comment was made by actionchick and then got retweeted (RT) by numerous people, including the user who goes by hollywoodshorts.

bookbrowzers RT @actionchick: Add yr name to the Green Wall to show support for #IranElection http://tinyurl.com/lohar7 & get green avatar! #Tehran #gr88

We’re going to list those that we discover are indeed using this the FollowFriday madness to help the #IranElection cause. Maybe they’ll use the #FollowGreen hashtag (or #FollowIran), maybe they’ll tell us in a comment in response to this post, or maybe we’ll just spot their relevant tweet.
We’re talking about real people with real lives. People are dying. People are being brutalized by their police, and they’re getting robbed of their voice by a corrupt government. They voted for freedom. The government that didn’t like the election results chose not to abide by them, and now the Iranian people are asking the rest of us to spread the word. This is not just some token effort to make ourselves feel good and sanctimonious by pointlessly waving signs. If you’ve watched much news this week, you should know that twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and the rest truly have made a difference. This matters.
Thank you.

*Some people have asked why the Action Flick Chick is actionchick on some sites. Well, twitter limits usernames to 15 characters and actionflickchick would be 16.

#IranTools: Iran Election Resources

@fickledeity: List of confirmed & suspected fake Iranian twitters updated regularly http://twitspam.org/?p=1403

@mirandafox This seems to be the best webpage for Iran updates I’ve found so far – http://bit.ly/PUV8B

Add green ribbon to avatar at http://helpiranelection.com/.
From @iranix RT @BoFFire

#FollowGreen Tweeters and ReTweeters:
putting #FollowFriday and #IranElection together
(or helped AFC try find tools to help tweet #IranElection)

@2574Design @Abeeliever @anotherside @appulo
@AtlantaJJ @AZBlueEyes @bandyt88 @bceonline
@bltjesus @bodiegroup @CalBerkeley @chiniehdiaz 

@ChristianIvann @daquess @dewdropper @@Doc_Remy
@DontKnowAskJoe @ElTremendo @EMofford @filmlandschaft 
@fireflybb  @geekfeed @gloxpolguard 
@Hollywood_Tweet @hollywoodshorts @hypnoticyogi 
@In_Excess @iranibot
 @Jason_Pollock @kirste 
@MarlaBelson @MATT_369 
@meme2st @michaeldcarney
@MichellesCats @moble @muckp @murmur55
@mustafayusuf @mirandafox @moviemistakes 
@perthtones @PinkBerryGirl @primetimegay

@ravenlaughing @ReporterFi @rdomin  @Schelmy
@Shannon_Blalock @starlingpoet @RocketLlama @tamaraschilling 
@trekkerguy @muckp @weava77 @Willscrlt @WOTN @ZenDoc 

Suggestions

@michaelleicht help Iranians keep twitter access, confuse govt & get news out: Go to settings>account>time zone change to Tehran, +3:30 GM #iranelection 

Post-Script: Going Green (6-21-2009)
Numerous people have asked @actionchick how to turn their avatars green. Here are some of the simplest methods.

1. Green Wall: Go to http://iran.greenthumbnails.com/  (shorter address http://tinyurl.com/lohar7) and join the Green Wall. A link to your green-ified avatar will appear at the top of the page. Yes, it’s tiny, but it’s quick and easy. Even if you use another method to get the green, join the wall.

2. HelpIranElection: Give your avatar a green overlay or add green ribbon at  http://helpiranelection.com/. The site also links Iran information and live updates.

3. Microsoft Office Picture Manager: If you’re on a PC, open your avatar image with MS Picture Manager. Click Edit Pictures at top. Click Color on side. Slide Amount to 100 and then slide the Hue bar until it reaches the shade you want. Then if the green is too thick, lower Amount.

4. Mac: We don’t use Macs. All our artist friends do, so either we’ll ask them or one of you will tell us what information we can share here. We’ll only post the easiest method that even someone who knows nothing about art programs ought to use easily enough.
 

Chicks Gone Green.

Chicks Gone Green.

Interview with David Leitch (Part 2)

Posted By Action Flick Chick on June 16, 2009

Continued from Interview with David Leitch (Matrix, 300, Wolverine, Bourne Ultimatum, Confessions of an Action Star) Pt. 1.

In part 2 of my interview with stunt superstar David Leitch, he finishes talking about his movie “Confessions of an Action Star (aka Sledge) and discusses what got left out of the film, what inspired him to make it, and why the lyric “We made the movie without Ben Stiller” is in one of the songs of the movie.

AFC: Let’s talk a little bit about Confessions of an Action Star (a.k.a. Sledge): I understand that you actually wrote that. How did you come up with the idea?

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David: After working with a lot of different B-movie action people over the years, I started to need a cathartic device to get over my trauma. And I always wanted to be a film maker and I’m interested in directing, I direct 2nd units and I want to shoot my own things and I love creating projects. When we were on the Matrix films, we shot a short film, which was kind of a spoof on the making of B-martial arts movies and it was called Bloodsport. That little short film is on the DVD, you can watch it. We had a couple of different celebrities in it. We had Ben Stiller in it, and Carry Anne Moss, and Hugo Weaving did a little cameo. So people watched it and then we had a company come up and say, “Hey, would you like to write a feature and do the feature for half a million dollars and do like a best in show sort of thing but make it an entire feature.” So my partner, Brad Martin and I, got together and we wrote the script. Then we proceeded to get the money, compute it, and get as many cameos as we could. I wanted to have fun with it, and then it took forever to get it distributed. So now we’re here and it’s a long time later and it’s out there on the market. Basically, we used all our connections with people, with actors and actresses that we had worked with in films. It’s pretty obvious when you watch it what films we’ve worked on and the actors that we knew.

AFC: Was there a lot of the dialogue that was improvised?

David: Yeah, a huge amount of it. The script was loosely written at about 60 pages. A lot of the times the scene was just a description and there were 4 or 5 key lines that had to be said, but then the rest was improvised within the description of the scene. If I had to do that again, I would script a lot more. It wasn’t a traditional script but all the actors I had were improv actors except for some of the celebrities. Some of them performed improv too but it was just one of those things where the more scripting the better.

AFC: Well, it worked out very well. I enjoyed it.

David: Oh good. There’s actually the distributors edit, and it’s missing a quirky sort of narrator character who navigates you through Frank’s world. He got cut out. I’m kind of partial to him, I miss him. He’s a cool guy.

AFC: Was there anything else that got cut out that you wish was left in?

David: We had so much footage at the end that Brad and I had trouble coming to an edit that was an hour and 50 minutes. Everyone wanted it down to 90, which is smart. I think we needed it down to 90 because in order to get the joke you have to get going and just finish the story and have some fun along the way. But it was hard because there were a lot of different characters that were cut out. We had a special effects guy who got cut out of the film, and he was really funny. We had a stunt coordinator character that got cut out of the film. We had a stunt double character that got cut out of the film. There were all these things that were actually part of our industry that were really funny; but, there was just no time, like we had to keep to Frank’s story and that was it.

AFC: There’s the song at the end of the movie that has a line that says, “We made the movie without Ben Stiller.” Is there any reason why that was in there?

David: Yep. Wow, you really pay attention. You are probably the only person that noticed that. We didn’t get the rights to the music. We actually copied the original songs, all these 80’s classic, like “What a Feeling.” If you know the dance montage where he’s going through all the Flashdance stuff, it plays on that scene with “What a Feeling” in it, but I couldn’t put that in the movie because the rights to “What a Feeling” would cost more than the budget of the film. So we had to go back and create. You know, we had “Sister Christian”, “What a Feeling”, “Pop Goes the World”. There were a lot of these 80’s classics that we couldn’t use, that’s why we went back and wrote our own lyrics and I then sang them. I think we stole that from the whole Team America thing, Trey Parker in the film thing. That’s where we got the idea. So much respect to them for that. As far as having Ben Stiller in the lyrics, yeah, you know we didn’t get to make the movie with him because we were interested in having him sign on his footage to cut into the feature, but he never got back to us. His people said “Nah, we’re going to pass.” So it was more of a little bit of a personal jab. I didn’t think anyone would actually hear the lyric. Now they can hear the lyric and read this post too.

AFC: That is true. I’m glad I could be a part of that. So when did you have the most fun during the making of this film?

David: I don’t think I could pick a specific time. I think that was the most fun I’ve ever had in movies in general, and I’ve worked on some big films. But making Sledge in 13 days, it was a 13 day shoot, that was the most fun I‘ve ever had. It was just super fast, run and gun, being creative on the fly. Shooting our film stuff was really high quality and making it look, at the same time guerilla style. With all the improv and stuff like that, it was one of those experiences that I’ll never get back, and the most fun I’ve ever had in film. I loved it.

AFC: Well that’s pretty impressive.

David: It makes me want to direct.

AFC: So is that somewhere you might be going? Directing?

David: It definitely is. Man, it’s been like 5 years since that movie was made. Brad and I’ve both went on to direct 2nd units and action units. We’re developing our own projects and going to be soon directing a big action film for sure. You will hear our names again!

AFC: I’m sure I will. I look forward to it. There was some nudity in Confession of an Action Star (Sledge), was that actually you?

David: Yes.

AFC: So how do you feel about nudity? I’m guessing it’s fine!

David: You know what, once again, I’m self conscious, but it was for the laughs and for the entertainment so I had to go for it. And I think when I was playing that character, because I’m not that experienced of an actor, I just had to let it all go and push my comfort zone completely; otherwise, it would be caught in the middle and not funny at all. I’m sure it wasn’t that funny, but at least I had to go for it. You only live once.

AFC: Now is it also true that you were a body double for Brad Pitt?

David: Nope, I just do stunts. I’m not that lucky.

AFC: Where do you stand on the debate of whether film violence causes any real world violence?

David: I have to at some level rationalize it, because I’m in an industry where that’s how I make my living. It’s a hard question to ask me. My parents are both retired school teachers and they would probably disagree with a lot of the films I work on. But ultimately as long as people have good families, good support groups or good support networks, people can separate the two realities and enjoy the action and still not want to kick everybody in the face. I think that we shouldn’t be showing the kids some stuff but we shouldn’t be limiting art forms because people aren’t responsible.

AFC: Yeah, just because I love action movies doesn’t mean that I’m going to be going out and trying to hurt everybody and reenact them.

David: Right, exactly.

AFC: You obviously love what you are doing, making action movies. When do you love it the least?

David: The long, long hours are sometimes really difficult because sometimes you’ll have 12-15 hour days. It’s not as glamous as people think. It’s really definitely a factory type of environment, and it’s a blue collar environment. It’s real work and there are some benefits, but it’s actually really difficult on relationships because you spend so much time on set.

AFC: Are there any behind the scene tidbits you can give us about Wolverine?

David: I can’t really. Our company, myself and Chad Stahelski we were involved in the creative process in the beginning. We helped develop some of the action sequences for the pre-visual. We did not go down and shoot in Australia. We sent another member of our extended group, J.J. Perry, and he took some really talented stunt people down there like Daniel Stevens, and they would have a lot more stories than I do. I was involved in the writing of the script.

AFC: Okay, so what other projects are you working on right now? I know you’re working on Tron, I hope that’s going well.

David: Yep. I’m just looking on getting some of our own projects out and getting 87Eleven out there to produce action movies at a smaller price. That’s what we’re doing, trying to create a label. And not really high quality action films but not at studio prices. But that’s my free time: working on those extra projects.

AFC: There’s really not a shortage of women I can interview in horror movies, but I am trying to talk to more women in the action business. Why do think there aren’t more roles for ass-kicking women?

David: I think Hollywood goes through phases. I think there was a time when that was really popular and now it’s back to where it’s male dominated again, but there is definitely a need for it. I don’t know why that is except that studio executives have a model and if it’s accessible, they want to follow it over, over, over, and over again. And to get anything original done is a huge, huge, labor of love on somebody’s part, which is why they remake everything, which is why they do sequels of everything, which is why they take one property and blow it into four other properties. It’s frustrating. It becomes boring, and I think that we could have great female action characters. There are people out there that can make that happen. It’s just getting the studios to see that there’s a market for it and then putting the money down. They need it proven to them.

AFC: In any of your professions, is there anyone you dream about getting to work with?

David: I have really been fortunate to work with some of the best film makers and work with some of my idols and …I don’t know. I’ve been really, really blessed. I don’t think there’s anyone out there right now where I’m like “Man I want to work with them.” I think every film has a new experience, and I always approach it with an open mind to learn. This movie right now, we are working with a director, and it’s his first feature film. He is a very accomplished commercial director, and I learn from him everyday. He’s incredible. As long as you approach everything with an open mind everybody’s a teacher. All these celebrities are all human anyway. You eventually get to know that. You can tell by Sledge that I don’t really have any idol worship. I am ready to make fun of everybody.

AFC: And that is so much fun. Well, that is all the questions I have for you. Thanks so much for your time.