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Action Chick vs. 3-D!

Posted By Action Flick Chick on March 10, 2010

See the full-sized comic at http://rocketllama.com/actionchick/comic/action-chick-vs-3d/.

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You can hear Peter Pixie and El Secreto interview my co-creator and Action Chick artist Nick Langley on Hour 42. Nick comes in half an hour into this past Sunday evening’s show, but it’s all worthwhile, especially if you’re a fan of comic books or comic-related movies.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/hour42/2010/03/08/hour-42

So did Green Lantern Hal Jordan have a three-way with Lady Blackhawk and the Huntress?

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Warriors of Stand-Up Comedy: Kate Micucci of Garfunkel and Oates (with G&O Tickets Giveaway, DVDs Too)

Posted By Llama Mama on March 8, 2010

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Comedy can be lethal. Stand-up comics whose acts go over well “killed tonight” or “really slayed ‘em” because their audiences “died laughing.”

In the G4TV Women of the Web special in which Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill was announced as the winner of the Next Woman of the Web competition, G4 looked at 15 other women with online presence, including three women of stand-up comedy. And the top ranked comic featured was ukulele wielder Kate Micucci of the comedy duo Garfunkel and Oates. Kate’s TV credits include appearances in some of Katrina’s favorite sitcoms, Scrubs and How I Met Your Mother.

To launch this series of occasional features on comedic killers, we’re giving away tickets to see Garfunkel and Oates (Kate with her stand-up partner Riki Lindhome) at the club Comix in New York City. (Thanks, Comix!)

Showtimes: March 19th at 8 and 10:30; March 20th at 8 and 10:30
Showplace: Comix. New York City. http://www.comixny.com

Prizes:
2 tickets to the first person to answer all 3 Contest Questions correctly.
2 tickets to a random person who correctly answers all 3 after that.
Action/thriller movie DVDs for randomly chosen people who retweet @actionchick’s link to promote this giveaway.

Value:
$45.00 would be the advance sales price for a pair of tickets.
We haven’t looked up the DVD value.

Obviously you need to be in New York on one of those dates to use the tickets. Winners will transport themselves and will be responsible for 2-drink minimums. If you won’t be around the Big Apple at the time, maybe you know someone who will. If not, you might win a DVD by helping promote this giveaway which, in turn, helps us get word of it to people who can use the tickets. The DVDs have absolutely nothing to do with stand-up comedy but would certainly be appropriate for fans of this site.

The Contest Questions:
1. Is Kate the Garfunkel half of the duo or is she Oates?
2. Where do the names Garfunkel and Oates come from?
3. Other than the TV shows already mentioned above, name any TV show in which the Garfunkel and Oates duo or just Kate Micucci has appeared.

Answer as comments in response to this blog post. Answers will be held in moderation until some time after midnight next Saturday night/Sunday morning. On Sunday we’ll reveal the winners.

Addendum: Mere hours after we posted this, Kate and Riki kicked some more butt. For International Women’s Day today, comedy.com listed “12 Funniest Comediennes You Should Know” and ranked Garfunkel and Oates #1.

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External links:
http://www.comixny.com
http://www.garfunkelandoates.com/

Related post:
http://actionflickchick.com/superaction/last-chance-to-see-wotw/

All information is subject to correction or change.

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Mini Review: Edges of Darkness (2009)

Posted By Action Flick Chick on March 7, 2010

Edges of Darkness is a zombie horror film with hardly any zombies in it. This is a tale of three different stories that take place during a zombie apocalypse. Now, based on that, you might be thinking that the film is about zombies, but it isn’t. Ha-ha! I made that mistake too. It only takes place during a zombie apocalypse, but the stories are about other things entirely. One story is about a possessed computer that looses its power source because of the apocalypse and (Spoiler Alert) ends up using the owners as new biological batteries. Another story is about the Antichrist and the third story is about vampires.

This is your typical B horror movie with mediocre acting and the writing that never seems to fully make sense. A great example of this would be at a critical point in the third story someone asks another person, “What are you?” Again, I made the mistake of thinking I was going to figure out what was going on but the answer was “Does it really matter?” That’s all you get. That entire story was built up around that very mystery, and that’s the explanation we get?!? F*** you, Edges of Darkness!

The whole film wasn’t a total loss though. The story about the Antichrist featured a kick ass female who actually fought a few zombies, which was actually pretty enjoyable as the kickass lady did a mighty fine job in the role and the character was pretty awesome. That story was more of what I was expecting from the film, not a demon computer sucking the life out of people and stupid vampires.

Now that you know what to expect, you might think that this is a corny B movie that you could enjoy. I, however, thought I was going to watch a zombie film and instead I got a flick about a possessed computer and vampires that they never come out and say that they’re vampires. I was expecting something else; therefore, I didn’t like it and thought it was an incredible waste of time.

Action Rating: ½ F*** You’s, out of 5.

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!

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How Do Fan Convention Experiences Differ for Women and Men?

Posted By Llama Mama on March 6, 2010

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The Action Flick Chick and some friends got to discussing Comic-Con dos and don’ts. This wasn’t the first time the topic has come up and won’t be the last. A couple of her blogger gal pals have posted some great guides. For example, Nerdy Bird Jill Pantozzi (@TheNerdyBird) had responded to the LA Times’ “Girls’ Guide to Comic Con 2009“ with her own piece, “When Geek Girls Attack!” More will follow. Oh, wow, will it ever.

Contemplating how a girl’s guide to Comic-Con might be any different from anybody’s guide to the Comic-Con inspired our chick to ask on Facebook and twitter how the fan convention itself differs depending on attendees’ gender. Does this conversation reflect reality more than it reflects stereotypes? Surely a sci-fi or comic book fan convention is about more than, well, you’ll see.

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How do convention experiences differ for women & men?

Arturo R. Garcia: From many accounts I’ve read, women have to deal with a larger amount of bullsh-t from their fellow con-goers. 

Coop Cooper: Guys look at boobs. We look at boobs A LOT more than you… Maybe.

Stuart Hasty: Donno I am neither a woman or a man and have not gone to a convention, I am empty on all 3 aspects.

Jonathan Miller: !Stuart ah, another sequential hermaphrodite. You’re missing out.

Russell Allen: I agree with Coop…Boobs are distracting. Seeing all the costume people would be cool. There must be a thousand Slave Leias at one of those things…and if I were to go I would have to get my picture with everyone of them. When I was a kid we went to a couple local conventions that mainly had posters and movie stuff. It was nowhere close to what Comic Con is. I never have gone to one and don’t see myself going soon….and probably wouldn’t have the money to spend at one. 

Larry Fleming: I agree the previous comments, boobs and other body parts; that most of the womens costumes are over exposing. At the last DragonCon I was at, some gal painted on her costume. It was fun following the twitter chats. “Has anyone seen her”, “Yeah, she just left the hotel”, “How does she get away with that” … I thought they were going to overload twitter. The guys just went for macho, not very revealing, thank God.

Nicole Daniels Wakelin: I go to a convention and see all the boobs that appear to be jiggling free of their scanty bra/corsette/I-don’t-even-know-what-that-is outfits and think…that just can’t be comfortable. And I wonder why kilts are the fallback outfit for half the guys? I have asked and as yet no one has been able to explain why Scottish garb at, say, a con in Maryland, is appropriate. Although, I do have lots of men in kilts coming up to me at cons now which makes for some excellent photos!

Jacinta Brown Baca: Ugghh… boobs guys? It all depends on the person. Some women like to flaunt their assets and enjoy the dress up expereince. My mother is a 52 year old female geek and she knows more about comics than anyone I know. She goes to conventions as a true fan with not one but 2 light sabers (just in case). Guys also come in different forms… have u ever seen the diff between an anime fan and a 40 something year old Godzilla freak, whew… night and day! LOL. We each take 2 it as we please :)

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@carlwatkins: Men in costume only get attention if their costume is really good. :-P

@Galaxy_Dallas: I’ll agree with that! It seems that no matter how crappy the costume, if a woman shows skin, she is definitely in!

@JDahveed: I go to con to hang with good friends. Boobs are just a bonus. Lol

@AyeQue: bigger question..how it differ from men & women if they are costumed

@actionchick:  Bigger Q? personally don’t think so because most aren’t.

@Quixote74: Spoiler alert: men are pretty much always focused on… wait, what was I saying?

@OnyxSparrow: Women at a convention are a rare commodity most often protected by their appointed males from OTHER males. Men at a convention are random individuals or small groups there to compete over sights, merch, and said rare females.

@AyeQue: all the cons i’ve been to over the years, always a higher male to female ratio especially the sci fi ones(Trek Cons especially)  Horror Cons are the only ones where i’ve seen more women at and usually they are gawked at because alot of times are tattoed  and looking very sexy in the outfits.Gaming and Anime, again i’ve noticed more recently alot of girls into it more so then guys

@actionchick: How do con experiences differ for women & men? The men continue focusing answers on costumes & boobs. http://bit.ly/argbh8

@aboynamedart: well, fan funk truly transcends the gender barrier, no?

@actionchick: Men clearly outnumber women at cons I’ve been to but not as much as people seem to think. Maybe fixation on women’s costumes & cleavage is reason people overestimate gender ratio – overlooking a lot of the women.

@NicoleWakelin:  Cons for men are all about staring at boobs, for me, they’re all about wondering why so many guys wear kilts????

@atlcartoonists: You *wonder* why they wear kilts?? Men in kilts are SEXAY! And if worn properly, they can be quite risqué! LOL

@johnemersons: I think the boob factor winds up being a fallback. Bad costume+boob=good. Where good costume is just more rare, but more awesom

@justinjwilliams: @daNanner @actionchick yep. That rings true.

@JLoSH: Cons fer men (me being one) r not just about boobs…there r plenty of parts of the female anatomy to gawk at;)

@RussellMania89: Butts are important too!!!

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Action Flick Chick shirts – Tweet hello to my little friend!

Posted By Action Flick Chick on March 5, 2010

That’s right, everybody! Official Action Flick Chick merchandise is here! Buy one! Buy ten! Purchases are made through paypal, and the prices and sizes are displayed in the drop down menu below. Get ‘em while they’re hot, hot, hot! This is just a taste of things to come – soon there’ll be Action Flick Chick pictures and more for sale in our shop, so keep checking back because you never know what new goodies might be for sale!

Buy a shirt and you too can dress as cool as the Action Flick Chick!

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Screen Team Show: Cop Out (2010)

Posted By Action Flick Chick on March 4, 2010

The Action Flick Chick and her Screen Team Show teammates review Cop Out (the movie formerly known as A Couple of Dicks), a buddy cop comedy directed by Kevin Smith (yes, @ThatKevinSmith) and starring Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, and Seann William Scott. Plus: We perform our favorite Kevin Smith movie lines.

With Screen Team Show, my rating on the 5-kitty scale is NOT my usual action rating. It’s how much I personally like the movie because it needs to average together with everyone else’s ratings.

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Those are the Film Badgers (pictured above), this is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!

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The Action Chick Comic Caption Contest: Computer Peep

Posted By Action Flick Chick on March 3, 2010

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What is the Action Chick saying to what she sees on the computer? And what is she looking at? Suggest her dialogue in a comment at http://rocketllama.com/actionchick/comic/caption-contest-computer-peep.

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Independent Film: The Academy (2009)

Posted By Action Flick Chick on March 2, 2010

The Academy's Amanda Bladon.<br/>  (Luigi hat not featured.)

The Academy's Amanda Bladon. (Luigi hat not featured.)

The Academy is a great independent action film directed by Kenneth Barr. Its main focus is about a group of people who wake up to find themselves stuck in a little game of human cat and mouse. The participants must pick a human target out of the group and try to kill the opposition before the opposition kills them. Lemme tell you, this flick is full of action! People actually getting killed and shot and sliced up and all sorts of other great stuff! Yay!

This is a pretty action-packed, with far more action than I’ve ever seen from an independent film, so kudos to The Academy’s production team. My only complaint is that my copy of the film skipped like mad. And of course it happened at the end of the film during the big climax. Grrr. Pissed me off real good. I think I know how it ends but don’t know for sure. Check out the trailer and see if it suits your fancy.

You can also visit the website: www.idiomfilms.ca.

Trailer for Idiom Films' The Academy

Trailer for Idiom Films' The Academy

First 10 minutes of The Academy

First 10 minutes of The Academy

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Don’t Believe the Buzzard: Wanted 2 Production Proceeds Minus Angelina Jolie

Posted By Llama Mama on March 1, 2010

The Vulture stirred things up for the weekend with the report “Angelina Jolie Says No to Wanted 2, Killing the Sequel.” Despite the article’s lack of sources, it got people riled up with tweets, blogs, and screams as if the sequel’s death were a solid fact.”We’ve just heard the actress has pulled out of the planned Timur Bekmambetov-directed sequel at Universal, and the studio has pulled the plug rather than recast the film.”

They “just heard”? Heard from whom?! As the Action Flick Chick pointed out in a comment to Vulture (a critical comment which, as of this writing, appears to have been deleted or gotten stuck in moderation), it provided nothing to back that story up!

Today STV released an interview with Wanted creator Mark Millar who said the planned sequel will move along without her. Even if, by some chance, Universal pulled the plug on Wanted 2 without bothering to mention it to this man, the STV interview illustrates the need to check some facts before tweeting and bleating unsourced reports. Check some facts!

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SPOILERS: The original 2008 film Wanted, loosely based on a comic book miniseries written by Mark Millar with art by J. G. Jones from Top Cow Productions, tells the story of Wesley Gibson (played by James McAvoy) who learns his father was the world’s greatest assassin and a brotherhood of assassins called the Fraternity want to recruit and train him to kill people that Fate has determined should die. In the end, every killer gets killed except for Wesley and his father’s weaponsmith (Terrence Stamp). The Fraternity’s leader Sloan (Morgan Freeman) and the woman who recruited Wesley into the Fraternity, Fox (Angelina Jolie), both die from gunshots to the head. So as you can see, the most logical progression of plot would not require the beloved Ms. Jolie anyway. Yeah, we know: What’s logic compared to the thought of a Wanted without Angelina’s bare tattooed backside?

Related post:

Wanted (2008): Bullets, Rat Bombs, and Angelina Jolie

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Coming Attractions: March Preview

Posted By Action Flick Chick on March 1, 2010

Theatrical Trailer for Repo Men Starring Jude Law

Theatrical Trailer for Repo Men Starring Jude Law

Pumped to see:

March 19: Repo Men

March 26: Hot Tub Time Machine

Neither Pumped Nor Pissed About:

March 5: Alice in Wonderland

March 5: Brooklyn’s Finest

March 12: Green Zone

March 12: She’s Out of My League

March 17: The Bounty Hunter

March 26: How to Train Your Dragon

No Thank You:

March 12: Remember Me

March 12: Our Family Wedding

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!

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The Crazies (2010)

Posted By Action Flick Chick on February 28, 2010

Note to all douchbags out there: Hey douchebags! Stay off your freakin’ douchbag phones! How do you know if I’m talking to you? Well, if you’ve ever answered a call, called someone, or just continually played on your phone during a movie, then I’m talking to you! Get off you FREAKIN’ phone and watch the FREAKIN’ movie!

On a separate note, did you hear what happened to me and my town? Sheriff Dutton (Timothy Olyphant) and his pregnant wife, Judy (Radha Mitchell), started telling everyone that our citizens were “crazy” or something. I just don’t see where all the “craziness” is though. We aren’t crazy! Just accident prone! I mean, we’re just normal people who happen to start having terrible luck suddenly. We keep getting into all kinds of mishaps like accidentally locking your wife and kid in the closet and then burning down the house. Ooopsie! We tried to tell them we weren’t “crazy” but they didn’t believe us and so they tried to leave town. We had no choice but to stop ‘em. Can’t have people running all over the place telling everyone we’re crazy, can we? Apparently some people have made a movie about the whole thing, and they’ve decided to call it The Crazies.

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Spoilers afoot from here on out:

The officials say a plane carrying a toxic chemical called “Trixie” crashed and contaminated our water supply turning all of us into “crazies.” And did you hear what happened to Peggy (Lisa K. Wyatt)? She accidentally fell and put a steak knife right through Sheriff Dutton’s hand. He got so mad that, with the knife still stuck through his hand, he grabbed her by the neck stabbing her in the throat! Oh, sounds awesome! I mean, that’s too bad for dear Peggy, but props to the Sheriff for such creativity, that’s definitely one of the best kills I’ve ever seen. And then they dropped a nuclear bomb on my little town. It was ginormous! One of the biggest and best explosions I’ve been around.

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Whew, ok. I’m feeling better now. Man, what was I just talking about? Nevermind, anyway, The Crazies was a very tense film and it does a great job of making you squirm in your seat right before you jump out of it. The plot is spelled out for you in the trailers and there are no twists or turns, really, but it’s alright since it’s more of a straight-up horror film rather than a thriller. I had a blast watching The Crazies and would recommend it to anyone who is looking for a “keep you on the edge of the seat” movie. It had enough action mixed in with the fright to keep you interested, and plenty of gore but it wasn’t too overdone. So anyone who’s sort of weak in the tummy department would probably be ok.

Time Until the Crazy Starts: ~4 minutes

Action Rating: 2 gas station knick-knacks, out of 5.

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Illustration by Alex Langley. Rocket Llama World Headquarters

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!

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Movies That Gave You Childhood Nightmares

Posted By Llama Mama on February 26, 2010

After @JLoSH (of http://www.juniorleagueofsuperheroes.com, a webseries worth watching) told our heroine on twitter that “Child’s Play gave me mucho nightmares as a child,” the Action Flick Chick then asked everyone about that.

@actionchick: A topic to sleep on: What movie gave you childhood nightmares?

Recurring theme #3 – scary clowns: Peewee’s Big AdventureKiller Klowns from Outer Space, Poltergeist, and Stephen King’s It! This led to lengthy discussion of why clowns are scary and then veered into clowns vs. mimes. Clowns won in three rounds.

@FyodorFish: Clowns, definitely clowns. Mimes? Mimes are total pushovers. You can hit them upside t/head and they won’t say a word.
@Ciaytee: Pfft. Who’s afraid to side kick a mime in the face? I mean, c’mon. He’ll only pretend to fight back.

Recurring theme #2 – various evil dolls: Child’s Play, Child’s Play 2, Magic, Puppet Master, Trilogy of Terror, and Night Gallery episode “The Doll.”

Recurring theme #1 - so-called kids’ movies. Argue among yourselves as to which ones count.

Single mentions: Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein, The Amityville Horror, Bedknobs & Broomsticks, The Birds, Candyman, Carrie, Child’s Play 2, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, A Company of Wolves, Critters, Cujo, The Day After, The Dentist, FernGully, Friday the 13th, The Gate, Ghostbusters, Halloween, Hocus Pocus, Krull, The Legacy, Little Monsters, Logan’s Run, Mary Poppins, Moonwalker, Pearl Harbor, Pinocchio, Puppet Master, Return of the Jedi, Phantasm, Poltergeist II, Robocop, Psycho, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, ‘Salem’s Lot, Star Wars, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Star Wars, Time Bandits, Scamper the Penguin, Rock-a-Doodle, Scream, Tales from the Hood, The Watcher in the Woods, What Dreams May Come, Westworld, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Wiz, The Wizard of Oz.

@greyeyegoddess: Logan’s Run, which was a mistake because we were supposed to see Star Wars
@rohzana2: the second child’s play. In the basement cuz our stairs were like that *shudders*
@pyrosis: ‘The Legacy’ (1978). I was 7 at the time. Made me afraid of fire and white cats.
@comosa: @actionchick Salem’s Lot freaked me, couldn’t sleep for weeks after the scene where the young vampire kind of taps/scratches on the window.
@KermitMash: @actionchick A Company of Wolves. Sneakily watched as a nipper. Couldn’t eat apples for a while & have a fear of mono-brows…..
@wyldride: @actionchick I did once have a nightmare related to the burnt corpses in Star Wars. Somebody didn’t care for Beru and Owen.
@anotheraza: @actionchick Pinocchio. It was the donkeys that did it.

The Shining (plus Screen Team's Brit Twins)

The Shining (plus Screen Team's Brit Twins)

Double mentions: Alien, Aliens, Children of the Corn, The Dark Crystal, Jaws, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, Night of the Living Dead, Peewee’s Big Adventure, The Shining, Toy Story.

@ashmeaboutit: weird as it is, Toy Story. i used to have nightmares my toys would come alive and try to kill me.
@jade_kadir: @actionchick Oddly enough, The Neverending Story. The giant wolf thing scared the crap out of me as a little kid.
@droidguy1119: @actionchick The clown Pee-Wee locks his bike to in PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
@digitaldoily: @actionchick Labyrinth, mostly because I always wanted to send my younger siblings away and it was like hypothetical remorse.
@adamjmonetta: @actionchick The Dark Crystal freaked me out as a kid. Like a Muppet nightmare on a bad acid trip. Still won’t watch it.
@livthedream: @actionchick Dark Crystal Still scares me and im 26 Ex Uk Armed Forces…

Triple mentions: Arachnophobia, Child’s Play, E. T., A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Omen.

@pipboy2010: @actionchick Arachnophobia – to this day I’m still afraid of spiders falling out of my cereal box.
@kevinsgrimm: @actionchick U couldn’t pay me to watch Arachnophobia! Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Four specific movies received many more mentions than any others.

3rd Place (tie): A pair of Stephen King flicks – It and Pet Sematary.

@ashmeaboutit: @actionchick oh oh, IT and Pet Cemetery scarred me for life also.
@jamieharrington: @actionchick IT! I could hear it through the walls when my parents watched it in the living room. BLECH
@Fadercreep: @actionchick Stephen King’s IT. For weeks.
@anglhededhpster: @actionchick Pet Sematary always gave me nightmares. I just knew the minute i looked at the foot of my bed i’d see the runner dude… woke up to a very loud thunderclap to see my trenchcoat hanging in the closet scared the bejesus outta me….

Tim Curry as scary clown Pennywise in IT!

Tim Curry as scary clown Pennywise in IT!

2nd Place: The Exorcist

@tenindenmark: @actionchick The Exorcist when it came out freaked me out – but I must admit, Pet Cemetary FREAKED me out.
@tinlizzy85: @actionchick the exorcist it still creeps me out

1st Place (named twice as often as 2nd): Poltergeist

@russellmania89: @actionchick Yeah…Poltergeist was a scary one…still freaks me out when I wake and there’s just static on the tv….They’re Back!
@DBMartin: @actionchick Poltergeist gave me daymares lol CAROL ANN!! CAROL ANN!!!
@Shadowbat: @actionchick When I was a kid I watched Poltergeist on TV. The “they’re hear* scene concided with the loud sound of glass smashing. After searching there was nothing broken in my house.
@listerart: @actionchick SEE? Thx to Poltergeist, phobias of A) clowns B) big scary trees C) eating maggot covered chicken – makes you rip yer face off!

Man Overboard director Oliver Robins in younger days with another scary clown.

Man Overboard director Oliver Robins in younger days with another scary clown.

Other remarks:

@ShebaJo: @actionchick I have always loved scary movies… never had nightmares from them
@garthranzz: @actionchick Never had a nightmare childhood or otherwise but like many Jaws made me afraid of the water. Never learned 2 swim because of it
@Nenad: @actionchick I remember a movie that gave me nightmares, but I do not know the name… It was a Serbian horror movie.
@barrywebber: @actionchick don’t know the name (it was in the 70’s) but it involved a big lava pit and some evil tribe pushing good ones into it. *shiver*
@tinlizzy85: @actionchick actually any movie about demonic possesion creeps me out
@aboynamedart: @actionchick what are romantic comedies, if not the stuff of nightmares?

@actionchick: What movie has invaded your dreams in a good way?

@aboynamedart: @actionchick over/under on Skinemax After Dark joke responses: 30.
@cyberbiota: @actionchick Aliens, believe it or not.
@GeekintheCity: @actionchick Dawn of the Dead. Except in my dreams, it is a sequel where I’m blasting zombies. Dang, what is wrong with me?! :)
@russellmania89: @actionchick Good question…haven’t dreamed about a movie in awhile…I know I am dreaming of the opening weekend of Kick Ass.
@VDeshV: @actionchick Boondock Saints and Gossip lol…
@NickRocketLlama: Every zombie movie I watch.
@eyeshine99: @actionchick Boondock, I’d tell ya about it but not sure it’s suitable for small children.

@actionchick: Got so many more answers on which movies caused childhood nightmares than which invade dreams in good way.

@MovieMoxie: @actionchick Interesting, I don’t think I’ve had films invade either nightmares or dreams, although some used to keep me up (always aliens)
@Stugots_Puppet: @actionchick modern problems invades my dreams in a good way, same for wild things.
@russellmania89: @actionchick So many beeped me up as a kid…The Omen, Exorcist, Poltergeist…The Star Wars Trilogy were the only positive movies
@thruthelense: @actionchick Good way – It’s sort of a 3-way tie. Boondock Saints, Serenity and Star Trek. (Yes, clearly I’m not a girly-girl.)
@wyldride: @actionchick Jawbreaker. Now, all my dreams include a power walk scene to the sound of Imperial Teen’s “Yoohoo”. ;)

@actionchick: And which movie scared you most recently?

Movies mentioned: The Blair Witch Project, Carrie, Copycat, Dawn of the Dead, Dog Soldiers, Drag Me to Hell, Elephant, Eraserhead, The Exorcist, From Paris with Love, The Fourth Kind, Ginger Snaps, The Grudge, The Hitcher, Hostel, Idiocracy, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Let the Right One In, Mike’s Audition, The Mist, Night of the Creeps, The Omen, The Orphan, The Others, The Poughkeepsie Tapes, Pandorum, Paranormal Activity, Poltergeist, Rob Zombie’s Halloween, Rose Red, Seed, The Stepfather, The Strangers, Surveillance, Them, The Unborn, The Uninvited, Them!, Twilight. (We’ve left out the obvious joke answers or those that referred more to disgust than fear, like one report of horror over seeing Kathy Bates naked.)

@shepie: dawn of the dead. Waking up 2 have sum random kid in the room freaked me out. esp when the hood is eerily similar 2 my own.
@Trihaly: Twillight!!! Sparkling stalking vampires that brain wash you into believing you’re in love with them? Scary O.o
@kallisti_x: Idiocracy scared me more than any movie I’ve ever seen in my life.
@ThomasSpurlin: I just recently watched THEM!, a ’50s creature feature about mutated ants. It’s actually was VERY unnerving and tense.

Overwhelmingly the most frequently mentioned film was Paranormal Activity.

@thisguyoverhere: sometimes late at night I still am effected from seeing Paranormal Activity last summer.

And yet…

@NephilimFields: People were actually scared by Paranormal Activity?! REALLY?!

“Scary” is subjective. In the immortal words of Cassandra Petersen, a.k.a. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, “Unpleasant dreams…”

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Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door

Posted By Action Flick Chick on February 25, 2010

As I’ve said before, Milla Jovovich is one hot lady. But she’s not just a hot lady, she does her share of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet.

Ultraviolet is similar to Aeon Flux and Resident Evil. It is about a highly contagious virus that gets out into the real world (sound familiar yet?) and turns people into vampire-like creatures called hemoglophages. Of course, humans get scared, and react by forming the Arch-Ministry which is believed to be releasing a weapon that will kill all hemoglophages. Violet (Milla Jovovich) is a hemoglophage sent to intercept this weapon that will kill her and all her little friends. The weapon, however, turns out to be a child. Naturally, when Violet first sees this child she threatens it and tells him, “The real monster you don’t want knocking down your door is me.” Awesome! Sounds like we’re gonna have some Milla vs. kid fightin’ in this film! Well, don’t get excited yet, folks. Violet’s maternal instincts eventually kick in and she turns around and beats everyone’s butts in order to save this child who might or might not be able to kill her with his blood. Geez, all that trouble over a single child. You know he’ll have some guilt issues if he gets to grow up.

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Ultraviolet is like one big techno action movie. It seemed like techno music was always playing during an action scene, which kept you feeling enthusiastic while Violet sliced and diced. She single handedly kicks everyone’s butt and looks fabulous while doing it. That’s an automatic A+ in my book! And, the whole film is chock full of full-throttle, fist-pumping action, all reinforcing that this chick is a force to reckon with.

Ultraviolet is a diamond in the rough for me. I barely remember hearing about it and yet the action sequences kicked so much ass! The plot, however, was meh. I didn’t care whether the kid lived or died but it was fun watching Milla brutalize everyone.

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Milla Jovovich rose above all opposition to achieve what she set her sights on. Her opponents kept telling her she would never make it past the next group of baddies, to which she would respond with, “Watch me!”  Then she would go on to kill everyone and make it out of said “impossible” situation. You won’t want to get Milla flowers this Valentine’s Day. Try sun block to help her with her light sensitivity, or maybe a new flaming sword. Or win your way into her heart through the kid. You could be his new daddy and/or a 2nd mommy! Is hooking up with Milla worth it? I think so!

Time Until Action Starts: ~ 4 minutes.

Baddie: Daxus (Nick Chinlund), the leader of the Arch-Ministry!  

Best Line: “You are all going to die!”

Best Kill: Two guys are running at Violet. She ducks and they stab each other. She jumps up on the swords and spins around slicing up two other guys. 2 seconds with Violet = 4 dead guys!

Best “That’s Just Wrong”: I like to call this move a hobo vasectomy. Violet is bent down behind a guy. She rams her sword up between his legs and slices his balls so hard that he flips forward. And then she shoots him. That is a prime example of putting the  double tap to good use. He definitely ain’t going to be having kids after that double tap.

Action Rating: 4 Ultra Violets, out of 5

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Illustration by Alex Langley. Rocket Llama World Headquarters

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!

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The Action Chick Comic: King of the…

Posted By Action Flick Chick on February 24, 2010

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See the full-sized comic and previous weeks’ Action Chick comics at http://www.rocketllama.com/actionchick and go tell Nick he did a great job.

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