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Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!

After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, sometimes horrible, films, and by golly, I just can’t get enough. Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: Drive Angry (2011)

Nicolas Cage is being chased by the Devil’s right hand man! Again! No, it’s not a Ghost Rider sequel, it’s Drive Angry. Milton (Cage) busts out of Hell in order to save his baby granddaughter from a cult that has … Continue reading

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The Stepfather (2009) Spoiler! (Movie Chicks on Horror Flicks)

Just to make this clear to everyone: I did not watch The Stepfather. I didn’t watch the movie mainly because I saw the trailer. It just seemed like the trailer told me the whole story and the rest was very predictable so why watch the movie? Continue reading

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Zombieland: Time to Nut Up or Shut Up (Movie Chicks on Horror Flicks)

Check out a spoileriffic “making of” Zombieland roll at YouTube. News report on the increase in zombie activity. “50 years I’ve lived in this city. Not one zombie. Today I’ve seen three.” This scene from late in the movie is … Continue reading

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Zombieland (2009)

Zombieland kicks some serious zombie butt! And made me want to eat some Twinkies to boot. I’ve been pumped about this movie since the first day I heard about it, and it was everything I’d hoped and dreamed for. Finally, we get a movie that isn’t a remake or a sequel! Zombieland is fresh and original, and for a movie about walking, rotting corpses that says a lot!

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Coming Attraction: Zombieland (2009)

Hell yeah! Zombieland! I am super excited about the coming attraction Zombieland, and we don’t have much longer to wait. It is set to be released October 9, 2009 and stars Woody Harrelson, Abigail Breslin, Emma Stone, Jesse Eisenberg, and … Continue reading

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