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Salt (2010) Review: Salty, Tasty Goodness

If there is one thing you can learn from Salt is that Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie) is a freakin’ kleptomaniac! How many outfits does one highly-skilled CIA operative need to steal? Don’t you have any morals?! Oh wait, Salt’s a highly skilled CIA operative- of course she doesn’t have morals. Continue reading

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Coming Attractions: Salt (2010) Starring Action Chick Angelina Jolie

I’ve got to say, I was getting a little tired of hearing about Angelina Jolie adopting another kid. That’s great for them and that kid, but I don’t care. I want to hear about Angelina Jolie kicking ass. I want … Continue reading

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