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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends
THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, superhero
Tagged action adventure, action movies, Blade, Blade Trinity, bloodthirsty, boobs, breast, butt, Cascy Beddow, David S. Goyer, Dracula, Gene Colan, Hannibal, horror, Jessica Biel, John Michael Higgins, Kris Kristofferson, language, Marv Wolfman, Marvel Comics, Natasha Lyonne, New Line Cinema, nude, Nudity, Parker Posey, R-rated, Ryan Reynolds, sexual content, vampire, Vampires, violence, Wesley Snipes
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Coming Attraction: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Everybody had better stock up on sleeping pills while they can before A Nightmare on Elm Street comes out because Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley) is Freddy Kreuger and you will not be able to sleep after seeing this one. Now, some of you may think that you shouldn’t go to sleep because that’s how he gets you. However, just listen for a minute, as scary as it may be…it’s not real, so you can go to sleep.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, Coming Attractions, horror
Tagged A Nightmare on Elm Street, coming attraction, Eric Heisserer, Freddy Kreuger, horror, Jackie Earle Haley, Katie Cassidy, Kyle Gallner, New Line Cinema, R-rated, Rooney Mara, Rorschach, Samuel Bayer, trailer, Wes Craven, Wesley Strick
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The Boondock Saints (1999)
Have you ever wondered what the Green Goblin would look like as a woman? Nope, me either, but The Boondock Saints just throws it in your face like a monkey flinging poo at you. You’re just making cute noises at the monkey and then you’ve got poop in your face. You’re just watching a movie than then you’ve got Willem Defoe in drag kissing a man! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Billy Connolly, Bob Marley, boobs, Boondock Saints, Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, Boston, breasts, Brian Mahoney, Carlo Rota, Catholic, David Della Rocco, David Ferry, detectives, drag, FBI, Franchise Pictures, fraternal twins, Gerard Parkes, God, Green Goblin, Harvey Weinstein, Il Duce, Irish-American, language, Mark Brian Smith, Miramax Films, mob, mobsters, New Line Cinema, Norman Reedus, Nudity, Paramoun Pictures, prayer, R-rated, River Styx, Rocco, Ron Jeremy, rosary, Russian Mafia, Sean Patrick Flanery, sexual content, Special Agent Paul Smecker, spoiler, strong violence, tattoos, transvestite, Troy Duffy, twins, vigilante, vigilantism, Willem Dafoe, Willem Defoe, William Dafoe
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Sex and the City (2008) – Worst Action Ever
Am I the only girl who doesn’t see men as worthless individuals and only good for one thing? This movie sure seems to think so. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, chick flick, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged bikini, boobs, breast, butt, Candace Bushnell, Chris Noth, Cynthia Nixon, female nudity, Foot Face, graphic nudity, HBO, Ho, Ho-ho, Hoe, Hoebag, Hooker, Jennifer Hudson, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Lynn Cohen, male nudity, Michael Patrick King, New Line Cinema, Officer T.J. Hooker, R-rated, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City, strong language, strong sexual content, Whore
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