Category Archives: Western

Pale Rider (1985) with old timey manspeak translations

“3 hots and a cot is the least I owe you.” 

Pale Rider (1985), starring Clint Eastwood, comes chock full of old-timey sayings like the one above. The old-timey manspeak is so thick, in fact, you might want to bring a dictionary, or settle in and be ready for the ear puzzle of trying to translate what the hell these old-timey prospectors and gunslingers are talking about.  Continue reading

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American Outlaws (2001) Review – A Little Too Much Kick

Cowboys, robberies, and an incredibly historically inaccurate look at the life of Jesse James is what American Outlaws is all about. Colin Farrell plays the infamous Jesse James, a man known for his poor bank etiquette. Ali Larter plays his wonderful cousin who then becomes his wife, a fact that they kind of breeze over in the film. Continue reading

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Classic Film Review: The Magnificent Seven (1960)!

You know how oftentimes men won’t communicate with their words, and instead will just give a look, or a nod, or a hand gesture, and the other man just ‘gets’ it. That’s what I call “manspeak” and The Magnificent Seven … Continue reading

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Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

There have been Ninjas vs. Vampires, Cowboys vs. Zombies, Aliens vs. Predators, and even Monsters vs. Aliens; but, never has there been a mash up exactly like Cowboys & Aliens. This flick takes you back to the old west with … Continue reading

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Mini Review: True Grit

What YOU need to know: • Jeff Bridges (Rooster Cogburn) really does have true grit and seemed perfect for the role. • Hailee Steinfeld (Mattie Ross) was top notch and seemed perfect for the role. • True Grit overall is … Continue reading

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Bleedfest Celebrates Women Who Make Westerns and Horror

The highly anticipated Inanna Award (AKA “The Bleedy”) a bronze statue designed by Neal Harvey of RubberGorilla.co.uk, was revealed in a video presentation at the BleedFest December 5th Awards Ceremony. The first Bleedy Award will be handed out live January 2nd. Your … Continue reading

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Action Chick vs. The Rejectables Part 2

Click picture for larger size! Continued from Action Chick vs. the Rejectables Part 1

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Bad Girls (1994)

Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Do I have your attention now? I think I have noticed a trend in movies- girls can do just about anything as long as they’re workin’ a little bit of cleavage. At least that seems to be the motto for Bad Girls. Four hot girls go around with their cleavage showing and all the men start drooling. Continue reading

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