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Zombieland: Time to Nut Up or Shut Up (Movie Chicks on Horror Flicks)
Check out a spoileriffic “making of” Zombieland roll at YouTube. News report on the increase in zombie activity. “50 years I’ve lived in this city. Not one zombie. Today I’ve seen three.” This scene from late in the movie is … Continue reading
Posted in comedy, horror, YouTube
Tagged Abigail Breslin, action, Amber Heard, amusement park, banjo, behind the scenes, Bill Murray, California, cameo, clown, clown zombie, Columbia Pictures, Columbus, comedy, con artist, Dalton Cole, Deliverance, Derek Graf, Emma Stone, gore, horror Cast, Hostess Snowballs, Hostess Twinkies, Jesse Eisenberg, Jesse Eisenburg, language, Lisa Hoyle, Little Rock, Luci Romberg, mad cow disease, Movie Chicks, Paul Wernick, R-rated, reviews, Rhett Reese, Ruben Fleischer, scam, snowballs, Sony, spoiler, survival horror, Tallahasseee, Texas, trailer, Twinkies, undead, violence, Wichita, Woody Harrelson, zombie, zombie apocalypse, Zombie Kill of the Week, Zombieland, zombies, zomcom
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Surrogates (2009): Die Hardly or How to Underuse Bruce Willis
Surrogates summary in 21 words:
This isn’t an action film or comedy. The plot is interesting in theory but poorly executed. It was okay, not great.
End of summary. Thank you, thank you.
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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged action, Boris Kodjoe, Brett Weldele, Bruce Willis, drama, drug-related scene, graphic novel, I Robot, James Cromwell, James Francis Ginty, John D. Brancato, Jonathan Mostow, language, Michael Ferris, mystery, Radha Mitchell, Robert Venditti, robot, Rosamund Pike, sci-fi, science fiction, sexuality, spoiler, Surrogates, Touchstone Pictures, Ving Rhames, violence
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Movie Chicks on Horror Flicks: Diablo Cody Calls Jennifer’s Body Feminist – Is It?
Genre(s): Comedy | Horror Written by: Diablo Cody Directed by: Karyn Kusama Release Date: Theatrical: September 18, 2009 Running Time: 102 minutes. RATING: R for sexuality, bloody violence, language, brief drug use. Previous review: Jennifer’s Body (2009) The Not-So-Pretty Side … Continue reading
Posted in horror, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, Adam Brody, Amanda Seyfried, band, BFF, bloody violence, brief drug use, cannibalism, Catwoman, comedy, critics, Diablo Cody, feminism, feminist, girl on girl kiss, gore, high school, horror, J.K. Simmons, Jennifer’s Body, Johnny Simmons, Karyn Kusama, kiss, language, lesbian, Low Shoulder, Megan Fox, Needy Amanda Seyfried, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, R-rated, review, Sex Scene, sexuality, spoiler, swim, topless
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Total Recall (1990)
I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged adventure, Anne Lockhart, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Benny, boobs, breasts, Dan O'Bannon, explosion, graphic bloody violence, Jon Povill, kill, language, Mars, Marshall Bell, Mel Johnson Jr, memory, Michael Champion, Michael Ironside, movie, Nudity, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K. Dick, pseudomemory, Quaid, R-rated, Rachel Ticotin, Robert Picardo, Ronald Shusett, Ronny Cox, science fiction, scifi, Sharon Stone, spoiler, strong sexuality, Total Recall, Triple Nipple Girl, tripled-breasted, Tristar Pictures, violence, virtual reality, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
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Jennifer’s Body (2009): The Not-So-Pretty Side of Megan Fox
All those years of being on a diet to keep her precious little figure have caught up with Megan Fox. In Jennifer’s Body she forgets about carbs and calories and just eats whatever boy she wants to. She doesn’t bother doing it in a clean or ladylike fashion either, she gets down and dirty in the blood and guts of her prey. I know, it sounds pretty awesome, right? Well, it kinda wasn’t.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, chick flick, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, Adam Brody, Amanda Seyfried, band, BFF, bisexual, bloody violence, brief drug use, cannibalism, Catwoman, comedy, coming attractions, critics, Diablo Cody, feminism, feminist, Filmforce Girl, girl on girl kiss, gore, high school, horror, J.K. Simmons, Jennifer's Body, Jennifer’s Body, Johnny Simmons, Karen Gilmore, Karyn Kusama, kiss, language, lesbian, Low Shoulder, Megan Fox, Needy Amanda Seyfried, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, R-rated, Reel Artsy, review, Sex Scene, sexuality, spoiler, swim, topless
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Gamer (2009) Anyone Want Some Tea!
Gamer: It can induce seizures within one minute flat! That should be the real tag line for the new action/thriller movie, Gamer, because the friggin’ movie was all over the place. However, we get to see the greatest moment of the movie within the first few minutes: a real life tea bagging! Tea bagging is all over the video game world, if you’ve ever played any game with guns in it, you’ve probably tea bagged someone/been tea bagged yourself. It was only a matter of time before we saw someone get tea bagged in a movie, and I, for one, am glad to see it.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Alison Lohman, Amber Valletta, boobs, breasts, Brian Taylor, Brit twins, Castle, Crank, cupcake, Dexter, explosion, Gamer, Gerard Butler, Halo, Jade and Nikita Ramsey, Jade Ramsey, John Leguizamo, Kable, kill, Kyra Sedgwick, language, Lionsgate, Logan Lerman, Logan Lernman, Ludacris, Mark Neveldine, Michael C. Hall, Nikita and Jade Ramsey, Nikita Ramsey, nude, Nudity, Psych, sexual content, Simon, spoiler, strong brutal violence, tea bagging, teabag, Terry Crews, twins, video game, videogame
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Sorority Row (2009) Spoiler Free/Galore
When someone says, “I just got tested, it’s cool,” you might want to rethink the activities you are about to engage in. However, when you’re in a sorority house on Sorority Row, nothing matters and all logical thinking goes out the bloody window. So take that into consideration, and if you throw logic out the window before you watch Sorority Row, it will turn out to be a really good movie.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Audrina Patridge, bikini, bloody violence, boobs, breasts, Briana Evigan, Brianna Evigan, Carrie Fisher, Final Girl, Gamer, Ham in a bikini, horror, Jamie Chung, Josh Stolberg, Julian Morris, language, Leah Pipes, Margo Harshman, nude, Nudity, Pete Goldfinger, R-rated, Rumer Willis, sex, Sex Scene, slasher, some sexuality, Sorority, Sorority Row, spoiler, Stewart Hendler, Summit Entertainment, The Hills, tire iron
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Lessons Learned: Warn Your Mamma to Cover Her Ears
Once again, I was visiting my parents for Labor Day and we decided to go out and have some fun. And by “have some fun,” I mean play miniature golf and eat at a restaurant. Woo. So, it was me and my family- 8 of us total. We played miniature golf and had lots of fun sucking it up and holding everyone else up because there was so many of us. Continue reading
Posted in Lessons Learned
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Action Flick Chick Pics, bad words, language, Skycoaster
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