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The Truth About Arnold!
This is the end of Arnold Fest 2009! One more clip that explains the secret behind what makes Arnold so good.
Posted in action, comedy, Video Channels
Tagged Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, College Humor, collegehumor.com, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Edward Furlong, Eliza Dushku, fatawesome.com, FBI, film making, Jamie Leigh Curtis, Jingle All the Way, Kindergarten Cop, movie magic, naked, nude, Nudity, Predator, scam, stunt, T2, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The 8th Day, time machine, Top Secret, Total Recall, True Lies
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True Lies (1994): Triple Best!
You know True Lies is going to be awesome when the start of the film is Arnold in a tuxedo being asked to see his invitation, to which Arnold responds “Sure, here’s my invitation,” and blows something up. Take note movie makers, that is how you start a flick!
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, comedy, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Ahnold, AIM-9 Sidewinder, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Art Malik, AV-8B Harrier, Bill Paxton, breasts, Charles Zidi, Charlton Heston, Claude Zidi, dance, Didier Kaminka, Eliza Dushku, Florida Keys, Grant Heslov, horse, James Bond, James Cameron, Jamie Lee Curtis, La Totale, Lightstorm Entertainment, Miou-Miou, Nudity, Omega Sector, Partial Nudity, pole dance, R-rated, remake, sexy dance, Simon Michaël, spoiler, spy, Stephanie Austin, strip-tease, terrorism, terrorists, Thierry Lhermitte, Tia Carrere, Tom Arnold, True Lies, truth serum, violence
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Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half
Round 1: The Opening Sequence! Kindergarten Cop (KC) opens with the scruffy John Kimble (Arnold), a tough police detective, following the baddie, Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), around a mall. A few minutes later he is busting up into a ritzy salon pointing a gun in Crisp’s face while the shmuck is trying to get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 1.5 kabooms, action, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated, Versus
Tagged Arne Olsen, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, brain, Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds mustache, Carroll Baker, comedy, Cop and a Half, Devon, Dion DiMucci, Henry Winkler, Herschel Weingrod, Imagine Films Entertainment, Ivan Reitman, John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop, language, Linda Hunt, Murray Salem, Norman D. Golden II, Pamela Reed, Penelope Ann Miller, PG, PG-13, police, Predator, Ray Sharkey, Richard Tyson, Ruby Dee, The Wanderer, Timothy Harris, tumor, Twinkies, Universal Pictures, vagina, Vinnie, violence, Zombieland
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Raw Deal (1986): Plenty of Learning Opportunities
It never ceases to amaze me how much ass Arnold can kick. I have seen a ton of Arnold movies, but each time I watch one, or watch one again, I am always excited and blown away by how much ass he kicks. And that my friends, is what makes a true action star.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Alphy Galuten, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris Boardman, Claude Gaudette, cookies, Darren McGavin, De Laurentiis Entertainment Group, Dino De Laurentiis, Ed Lauter, explosion, FBI, Gary DeVore, Godfather, John Irvin, Kathryn Harrold, kill, Luciano Vincenzoni, Mafia, Martha Schumacher, mob, mobster, Normal Wexler, Nudity, Paul Shenar, pervasive language, phallic shapes, Raw Deal, Robert Davi, Rolling stones, Sam Wanamaker, Sergio Donati, sexual content, Steven Hill, strong violence, violence, witness protection
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Total Recall (1990)
I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged adventure, Anne Lockhart, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Benny, boobs, breasts, Dan O'Bannon, explosion, graphic bloody violence, Jon Povill, kill, language, Mars, Marshall Bell, Mel Johnson Jr, memory, Michael Champion, Michael Ironside, movie, Nudity, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K. Dick, pseudomemory, Quaid, R-rated, Rachel Ticotin, Robert Picardo, Ronald Shusett, Ronny Cox, science fiction, scifi, Sharon Stone, spoiler, strong sexuality, Total Recall, Triple Nipple Girl, tripled-breasted, Tristar Pictures, violence, virtual reality, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
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Arnold Fest 2009! What Could Have Been
Arnold has not accepted all the roles offered to him. Let’s take a look at some of the roles we could have seen Arnold in.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie
Tagged Animal, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Conan, Conan the Conqueror, Die Hard, Full Metal Jacket, Incredible Hulk, John McClane, Kull the Conqueror, Kyle Reese, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel Comics, Red Sonja, Stanley Kubrick, Terminator, The Running Man
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Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, barbarian, Ben Davidson, boobs, breasts, Conan, Conan the Barbarian, Crom, Dino De Laurentiis, graphic sexual content, Hercules in New York, horses, James Earl Jones, John Milius, Max Von Sydow, Nudity, Oliver Stone, orgy, R-rated, Robert E. Howard, Sandahl Bergman, Sex Scene, sex scenes, swordplay, Universal Pictures
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