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Black Dynamite (2009) Review: A Perfect Blaxploitation Spoof from Afro Top to Bell-Bottom!
Dyno-mite! Dyno-mite! Tired of trying to feelin’ like a jive-ass turkey all the time? Well, now you can escape for a few hours with Black Dynamite. This film’ll teach you how to talk the talk, but you gotta walk the walk on your own, baby. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action
Tagged '70s, 1970, Abraham Lincoln, Arsenio Hall, Black Dynamite, Blaxploitation, boobs, breasts, brother, Buddy Lewis, Buddy Love, Byron Minns, Cedric Yarbrough, Darrel Heath, Dick Nixon, dope, drug cartel, drug content, drug dealers, drug lord, druglord, DYNO-MITE! DYNO-MITE!, DYNOMITE, Harbor Entertainment, heroin, homage, James McManus, justice, Kevin Chapman, language, Lincoln Bedroom, little dick, Michael Jai White, Nicole Ari Parker, Nicole Sullivan, Nudity, parody, Pat Nixon, Patricia Nixon, penis, Pete Antico, Phil Morris, pimp, revenge, Richard Edson, Richard Nixon, river of blood, Salli Richardson, Scott Sanders, sexuality, some violence, spoof, The Man, Tommy Davidson, undercover, undercover brother, violence, William Bassett
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Paranormal Activity (2009): Imagine Demons
Paranormal Activity should be called “Did You Hear That?” because it’s what the characters say to each other and what you’ll be saying to your friends during 90% of the movie. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Amber Armstrong, Ashley Palmer, demon, demonic, Facebook, ghosts, Katie Featherston, language, Mark Friedrichs, Micah Sloat, Oren Peli, Paramount Pictures, Paranormal Activity, psychic, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Scooby-Doo, spoiler
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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic
In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence
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The Specialist (1994) review: Isn’t That Special
If you want to see a good action film, or even a mediocre action film, then don’t watch The Specialist. There are a few good things about this flick, like when the end credits start rolling. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action movies, Alexandra Seros, Eric Roberts, James Woods, John Shirley, language, Luis Llosa, Nudity, R-rated, Rod Steiger, Sex Scene, sexuality, Sharon Stone, strong violence, Sylvester Stallone, The Specialist
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Taken (2009) Don’t Cross Liam Neeson
I’m taking a brief reprieve from my “Chicks Who Don’t Need Flowers” series to review the new action movie Taken. Never has the expression “Don’t talk to strangers” ever been as true as it is in Taken. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged 20th Century Fox, abduction, action, Albanian, American, and I will kill you, drug references, Drugs, Famke Janssen, France, French, Goran Kostic, I will find you, Katie Cassidy, kidnapping, language, Liam Neeson, Luc Besson, Maggie Grace, Paris, PG-13, Pierre Morel, prostitute, prostitution, Robert Mark Kamen, secret agent, sexual content, slave traffic, slavery, spy, suspense, Taken, thriller, violence
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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends
THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, superhero
Tagged action adventure, action movies, Blade, Blade Trinity, bloodthirsty, boobs, breast, butt, Cascy Beddow, David S. Goyer, Dracula, Gene Colan, Hannibal, horror, Jessica Biel, John Michael Higgins, Kris Kristofferson, language, Marv Wolfman, Marvel Comics, Natasha Lyonne, New Line Cinema, nude, Nudity, Parker Posey, R-rated, Ryan Reynolds, sexual content, vampire, Vampires, violence, Wesley Snipes
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Coming Attraction: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World!!! Yay! This film is based on the popular series of books by the same name. It is about Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) who is trying to win over a girl, but first he must defeat … Continue reading
Posted in Coming Attractions, movie
Tagged action, Alison Pill, Anna Kendrick, Big Talk Productions, Brandon Routh, Chris Evans, comic book, coming attractions, Dr. Evil, Edgar Wright, Jason Schwartzman, Kieran Culkin, language, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michael Bacall, Michael Cera, PG-13, Ramona Flowers, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, sexual content, stylized violence
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Spoiler: Green Zone (2010)
WARNING! This is a spoiler of what happens in Green Zone. I haven’t seen this film, I’m just reporting the info I have gathered. Continue reading