Film Felonies: Movies So Bad, They’re JUST BAD |

We’ve taken several looks at movies that were so ineptly made that they’re hilarious: Troll 2, The Room, Plan 9 from Outer Space. But which movies are so bad, they’re just bad? So atrocious that it’s a sad thing that they were ever made?

ActionChick: Which movies are NOT so bad they’re good – but so bad it’s just SAD

Answers on Facebook:
Ashley Prester: The newest Three Musketeers. Watched that train wreck on a plane. 2+ hours I’ll never get back.
Brett Reno: The Human Centipede
Brodie O’Mara: Boogeyman AND Get Carter, BOTH by Stephen Kay: Worse than 50 Uwe Bolls.
Clint Sanders: Dare devil.
Dalanna Bottorff: Twilight
Dave Thomas: Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.
Elizabeth Ann: The Portal. the one with Michael Madsen, not the weird one with devil worshipping (which is also awful beyond words)
Gary Makries: Highlander 2, any version. Not even Sean Connery could save that piece of crap. Vampirella.
Helen Gynell: Predator 2, The Marine, Starship Troopers 2, crank high voltage, event horizon
Jen Bowman: House of the Dead. I actually got pissed watching it, it was so bad.
John Dallaire: Battlefield Earth.
John Nacinovich: Curly Sue
Josh Palmer: Spike. Horrid movie I picked up on redbox one night.
Larry Clevenger: Judge Dredd.
Mark Farrow: Alone in the Dark.
Mark Tickler: Star Wars I-III, Religulous and anything by Michael Moore. AND…… and it pains me to say this…. “The Conqueror.” with John Wayne portraying Genghis Khan. Sorry, Duke.
R.h. Rusef: Ballistic Ecks vs. Sever
Ricky Barrera: Pirates of the carribean :stranger tides..Starship troopers 2 And 3… Final destination 5.. saw 3 and 4 Terminator :salvation Underworld : Rise of the Lycans Clash of the titans 2010 The immortals
Rikki Reed: Blood Rayne
TheGreat WhiteDope: ANYTHING starring Pauly Shore.
Tim Jackson: Rocky 5, Powder, and the Justin Bieber movie (which I’ve never seen, but it automatically sucks by default because Bieber himself sucks)… Oh, and Austin Powers In Goldmember. Beyonce totally ruined that one for me.
Tom Madrid: Flash Gordon
Tom Suitt: I’ll say it–The Phantom Menace
Zack Parks: Land of the Lost

Answers on Twitter:
(((Evan T.))) ‏ @Autumnbaby_NYC: Look up an abomination called “Santa & The Ice cream Bunny.” Should be used to interrogate terrorists on a 24-hr loop.
\Vanessa Jade ‏ @VanessaJadeX: “The Core” is one of the worst “science” fiction movies I’ve ever seen.
Adam Pate ‏ @xerocube: Which movies are NOT so bad they’re good – but so bad it’s just SAD?” #Skeeter – awful and so sad sad sad.
Addie Deibel ‏ @homestar278: Soul Survivors! That movie is so strange it’s good to watch.
Allen Chase ‏ @Allen_Honest: Death of a Ghost Hunter. Sadly on Netflix
Amanda ‏ @Scoop_adw: Eve of Destruction starring Gregory Hines, I think.
Andrea W. ‏ @Lunachique: Anything Uwe Boll
Andy Welter ‏ @trtx84: “The Happening”, Twilight series… You need the Rifftrax version to get any entertainment value from them.
arrville ‏ @arrville: Spiderman 3
August Benassi ‏ @augustbenassi: Highlander 2 (only movie I ever walked out of), Lady in the Water, I Spit on Your Grave remake, all three Transformers
Aussie Katie ‏ @angelsab: Any Questions for Ben was pretty pathetic imo.
Azwar Rico ‏ @AzwarRico: Batman and Robin. Cartoon sad.
Bastard Keith ‏ @BastardKeith: I got so depressed watching The Avengers.
bottle o henny!! ‏ @hennybottle: the halloween movie with busta rhymes in it. its so bad that its been renamed the halloween movie with busta rhymes in it.
Branden Drew ‏ @BDrew0829: Elektra
Brandon R. Wilson™ ‏ @BRW_549: I think all those Tremors Movies would fit that category!!
Brett ‏ @lolife905: Have you ever seen The Janitor? Its an “epic of custodial proportions” #cheese
Brett ‏ @lolife905: Slugs, Tremors, 8 Legged Freaks. Quick 3 pack
Brick The Builder ‏ @Brick_James: All them Resident Evil s***s.
Bruce Gurney-Mawby ‏ @davros_77: how about a steaming pile called “Chicken park” imdb.com/title/tt016782… a spaghetti ripoff of Jurasic park with Chickens
Charlie Law ‏ @charlielawyer: The Leprechaun “In Da Hood” movie. It tried to be so bad it’s good and failed.
Chris Cardwell ‏ @thebl4ckd0g: I’m torn about this, b/c I enjoyed the movie, but it wasn’t close enough to the original cartoon – Aeon Flux. 🙁
Chris Soyangco ‏ @csoy13: I’m gonna go with “Kill and Kill Again”
Chris Whitney ‏ @wcwhitney: buckaroo banzai GI-Jane oh and GI-Joe hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy. Time bandit tango & cash
Christopher ‏ @shrydar: I tried to talk friends out of hiring Starflight, saying it’s the wrong sort of bad, but they didn’t believe me, then blamed me
Christopher ‏ @shrydar: Starflight: The Plane That Couldn’t Land (1983)
Dalanna Bottorff ‏ @Dalanna23: Twilight The Notebook
Danielle Gransaull ‏ @DanielleSoloud: The Love Guru.
Denise Sakaki ‏ @JauntyMagpie: Why so many Police Academy movies? Wasn’t the damage done after the first one?
Der Rote Schadel ‏ @OverlordOf_Evil: Cthulhu Mansion
destry arender ‏ @DLA_91: “Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem” It sucked! 🙁 Why it’s sad: I love Alien and Predator :I
destry arender ‏ @DLA_91: Breaking Dawn Sad because: in this movie, vampires can knock up teenagers :I
destry arender ‏ @DLA_91: Have you seen “Abduction”? Sad part: I already thought it looked bad! It was worse than I expected! Lol
Devin Pike ‏ @justdevin: “Battlefield Earth” and “Jack and Jill”
DeyviD ‏ @DeyvID_KDF: Bloodrayne, or basically anything by Uwe Boll All of those Buddy dog movies. That money could be better used in so many ways. Support indie film makers!
Diana Prince ‏ @DianaPrinceXXX: Scream 3 literally made me cry tears of sadness/utter disappointment the first time I saw it.
Elizabeth Licata ‏ @LadyLicataArts: …some *ahem* Final Justice *ahem* cross the line to being so bad it’s sad. in addition to Final Justice, I’d have to add Manos: Hands of Fate
elizabeth_ann ‏ @elizabeth_ann: i replied on FB but… The Portal (both versions, actually) is horrendous. watched whole thing hoping for a glimmer of whimsy.
elizabeth_ann ‏ @elizabeth_ann: Pinata! ♥
Ellie Soderstrom ‏ @elliesoderstrom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Filmism ‏ @filmism: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. So much schlocky potential lost.
Franco Fett ‏ @FrancoFett: “Battlefield Earth.” Recovery time needed.
Gerald Coleman ‏ @iconiclast: I was disappointed in the new Ghost Rider
Giovanni Funes ‏ @Ninjagaiden86: street Fighter. Van damme? Lol
GUMMY ‏ @DAREALGUMMY: Transformers 1-3. Elektra.
Hunter Lurie ‏ @hunterlurie: I was almost emotionally upset at how bad TERMINATOR SALVATION was
J. David Clarke ‏ @Clarketacular: Cop Out… (shudder) it’s soooo bad
J. David Clarke ‏ @Clarketacular: Ghost Rider 2
jamal hashburn ‏ @smashatomz: Uwe bol
James Cornell ‏ @cornellartworks: Any Uwe Boll movie?
Jason Farrell ‏ @Jason_Farrell: everything Steve Martin has been in for the last 10+ years.
Jesus, Christ! ‏ @Christ_IV: GI Joe
Jim Corrigan ‏ @JimCorrigan_: Gremlins 2 comes to mind.
John N ‏ @LittleJohn312: Curly Sue
John Rose ‏ @Furbysbadday: Wild Wild West. Given the talent involved it should have been more than a very poor SF/Blazing Saddles clone, but it wasn’t.
John W. Mills ‏ @kesseljunkie: Starship Troopers. They took one of the best sci fi books ever written and made an EXCRUCIATINGLY bad movie.
Johnny Williams ‏ @johnny_williams: I can’t think of any. I try to remove it from memory if it’s so bad that it’s sad.
Jonah Riesdorph ‏ @Jonesybones09: I can’t think of any besides like maybe TMNT 3 lol.
Juan de Joya ‏ @nojuanhere: The Vampire’s Assistant. I never hear end of that one in our apartment.
Julian Chambliss ‏ @JulianChambliss: Anything with Shaq
JurassicGriffin ‏ @JurassicGriffin: Birdemic. I don’t see any good in that. I can’t comprehend why people find good in it.
Kareem Ali ‏ @RealKareemAli: Batman and Robin. Almost single handedly ended superhero movies. Splice was bad too
kaytedid30 ‏ @kaytedid30: the movie everyone forgets cause its so bad is hobgoblins! MST3000 had it as the cheesy movie
Kenny Hawsey ‏ @captainvsk: I think i’ve said it a few times, House of the dead. They flashback to a fight they’re STILL HAVING!
Kevin Perez ‏ @Kevin4theWin: I’d like to nominate The Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust for that category.
Kristen McHugh ‏ @kristenmchugh22: Harsh Times is pretty bad.
Kyle Pura ‏ @kpura33: The Room starring Tommy Wiseau. “You’re tearing me apart Lisa!”
Langston ‏ @reyford1: batman and robin, pulse, gigli, battlefield earth, dirdemic, leprechaun in the hood and the space one, Jason x.
Langston ‏ @reyford1: sad movies, son of the mask, glitter, that from justin to kelly, the happening, house of the dead actually any Uwe Boll movie
Lisa G. ‏ @lisasonrisa: “Whipped” with Amanda Peete looked so promising in the commercials… GOD-AWFUL.
Luis Robles ‏ @Luigi2197: Which movies are NOT so bad they’re good – but so bad it’s just SAD?” Green Lantern ?? I think? Lol? Haha 🙂
maryc ‏ @maryclevenger: The Avengers with Ralph Feinnes and Uma Thurman.
Matthew ‏ @addict2fx: last action hero
meaculpau27 ‏ @meaculpau27: The Arthur remake. It could have been so funny but somehow, disappointingly, missed the mark.
Nate Molnar ‏ @SURCEASE12: flash from 1980
Nick & Candice ‏ @lmtdrelease: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Trailer was awesome. Movie was so bad…it was just BAD!
Nick B ‏ @InstantKarmal: Boondock Saints 2!
Nick San Juan @TheNixonOne: The most recent so bad its SAD movie that I’ve seen: In Time. All kinds of terrible.
Nikki ‏ @ZetaBodhi: Skyline. I was rooting for the aliens to wipe out the earth within the first half hour just to end the pain. #astonishinglybad
Nobody’s Business ‏ @ocularnervosa: The Sting II, Highlander II, Jaws 4.
Oscar Calito ‏ @Soul_Chaser88: basket case
P.J.C.EsqIII©™ ‏ @cookieDAmac88: Simple. #Avatar utter s***.
Pamela Grace ‏ @plgrace: Ultraviolet, Gamer, Jezebel’s Kiss…I was actually angry over how badly these sucked.
Patrick John Burton ‏ @Pat_M514: Anything by Uwe Boll.
Patrick Sherlock ‏ @PatSherlock89: Jonah Hex.. Ghost Rider (both)…This Means War
Quoy ‏ @Quoylette: The film “Star Crash’ comes to mind
Rafael Gaitan ‏ @bearsurprise: BAD COMPANY starring Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock. Imbecilic, sophomoric, and offensively unfunny. Irredeemable in every way.
Rick Caplan ‏ @therealricker: Going Overboard imdb.com/title/tt009687… – I’ve tried to get through it four times, but just can’t
Ro_Beast ‏ @_Nignant: Friday after next RT @ActionChick: Which movies are NOT so bad they’re good – but so bad it’s just SAD?
ryan weeks ‏ @Ryeguy695: Star Trek 5
Sam Argent ‏ @ACuriousChaos: I could sit through the corny vampire hunter movies in the 70’s and all their sequels, but Blood Rayne, yeesh that was bad.
Sean O’Neill ‏ @TheRealSONeill: Dreamcatcher & The Beaver…
Stephen Baron ‏ @stevedawg412: The Devil Inside
steve raymer ‏ @smraymer13: Any movie with Brian Bosworth.
Steve Saunders ‏ @stevengsaunders: BloodRayne comes to mind.
T Lawrence Hall ‏ @peoplescrtic: Skyline is bad. Just awful
Tęęv Elèčtrõńïcå ‏ @Midichlorianz: Belly 2
Tori ‏ @toriKh: Highlander 2, D&D movie..?
Tyler Shepard ‏ @ta_shepard: Uwe Boll movies. I love a good terrible movie but his are unwatchable for me.
will ‏ @willb473: Battlefield Earth
William McDonald ‏ @MacImagery: meh! One person’s sadness is another’s gladness. As long as it’s something you like, no one else’s opinions matter.
Young Spielberg ‏ @hollywood_trey: every spoof after Not Another Teen Movie.
Zachary Harden ‏ @zkharden: waterworld?
мαyαη ριℓσт ✈ ‏ @outofsequences: Tremors?!