Category Archives: 3.5 kabooms

Inception (2010): Prepare to Have Your Mindhole Blown

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Prepare to have your mindhole blown with the summer blockbuster Inception!!!! This is an amazing film that combines action, a new storyline, intricate plot, and awesome special effects. That’s it in a nutshell, folks. Okay, so I was a little … Continue reading →

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Predators (2010)

Posted on July 18, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Predators is one spine-rippingly fun movie! Eight people are dropped from airplanes onto a foreign planet. None of them remember anything about how they got there but realize that the one thing most of them have in common is their … Continue reading →

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Bitch Slap (2009)

Posted on June 21, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Never has a title been as accurate as this one! Bitch Slap is filled with three bitches slapping, punching, and making out. Sounds exciting right? Well, I think surprising might be a more befitting way for me to describe it, … Continue reading →

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The Losers (2010)

Posted on April 29, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Most people have been called a loser once or twice in their lifetime. Well folks, now you can stop being depressed about being a loser. The Losers make that insult more of an awesome thing to be called because these “losers” are skilled, smart individuals, and they kick a lot of ass! Continue reading →

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Zombieland (2009)

Posted on October 3, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Zombieland kicks some serious zombie butt! And made me want to eat some Twinkies to boot. I’ve been pumped about this movie since the first day I heard about it, and it was everything I’d hoped and dreamed for. Finally, we get a movie that isn’t a remake or a sequel! Zombieland is fresh and original, and for a movie about walking, rotting corpses that says a lot!

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Raw Deal (1986): Plenty of Learning Opportunities

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

It never ceases to amaze me how much ass Arnold can kick. I have seen a ton of Arnold movies, but each time I watch one, or watch one again, I am always excited and blown away by how much ass he kicks. And that my friends, is what makes a true action star.

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Red Heat (1988): Do You Know Miranda?

Posted on September 26, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

You know how people will sometimes swear on things to try and make a point that they’re telling the truth? Usually, the ultimate thing to swear on would be on your mamma’s life or something like that. When someone is bringing their mamma into the picture they usually mean business. However, Red Heat has opened my eyes to a new, and I think more serious swear. Continue reading →

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Rob Zombie’s Halloween II 2009 (Spoilers Galore!)

Posted on August 31, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Wow! You know what I think? I think it would really suck to be a Myers. It just seems like you don’t stand a chance. You are either killed really young by your younger brother/child, or stalked for years and go crazy from seeing the horrifying murders that your brother intended to be you. Continue reading →

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