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Review: Immortals (2011)!

Would being immortal be a blessing or a curse? This is where I would usually say watch Immortals to find out, but no character in the film is actually immortal, so I guess you’ll have to speculate and imagine an … Continue reading

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Must Watch Movies from the ’80s: Lethal Weapon (1987)

A movie always gets bonus points when the first scene has a naked lady and then shortly after that you see a young Mel Gibson’s naked rear. Add a name like Lethal Weapon, a kickass costar like Danny Glover, and … Continue reading

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Ironclad (2011): Medieval Blood and Guts!

A pig’s fat, when burned, can produce the hottest fire of fires…at least the hottest fire you’ll find in medieval times. So if you need to collapse a castle full of people, zombies, or vampires, just dig a tunnel underneath … Continue reading

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ActionFest 2011: Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)! They Picked on One Hobo too Many!

You know a movie is weird when the reel gets messed up and starts playing upside down and backwards, but everyone thinks it’s just part of the film! That’s exactly what happened at ActionFest during the first screening of Hobo … Continue reading

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The Green Hornet (2011): Watch It Lest You Be Stung!

Seth Rogen used to be a chubby little roly poly sort of man, but now he’s the Green Hornet! He’s all slim and looking good in his little green pimp suit. Good job, Rogen! The Green Hornet is based on … Continue reading

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Season of the Witch (2011): Fast Paced Fantasy Fun

The first weekend in January is often seen as the weakest weekend for opening films just because you still have the “amazing” end of year films in theater and a lot of people are looking to either save money after … Continue reading

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Tron: Legacy (2010)

Tron: Legacy is one of the very few films that I would suggest watching in 3D. It looked amazing and the 3D was great. The Grid is meant to be seen in 3D, man, and in 3D, it shall be … Continue reading

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RED (2010)

55, 73, 46, 64, 56, 65. These aren’t lottery numbers, people. These are the ages of the stars of the action comedy RED which stands for Retired, Extremely Dangerous. Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Mary-Louise Parker, Brian Cox, John Malkovich, and … Continue reading

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