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Category Archives: 3.5 kabooms
Review: The Wolverine (2013)
I pity the fool who tries to portray Wolverine after Hugh Jackman is done with the part, you know, after another 30 years or so. Jackman is Wolverine, Wolverine is Jackman. That’s all there is to it. He’s played this … Continue reading
Review: Star Trek Into Mediocrity
This review is coming from someone (me) who has not seen any of the previous Star Trek shows or movies outside of J.J. Abrams’ 2009 Star Trek, so I will not be delving into how they compare to each other. … Continue reading
AFC Classic: The Losers Neither Wins Nor Loses
With Star Trek Into Darkness out this weekend, and Captain America: The Winter Soldier coming soon, it seemed appropriate to go back and check out a work featuring two stars of those films: Zoe Saldana and Chris Evans. Here’s my … Continue reading
G.I. Joe: Retaliation Takes a Dookie on Duke
Beware spoilers below. Does anyone else feel like Hasbro likes to fling poop in the faces of their long time fans? The most recent Transformers trilogy spiraled into a massive abyss of crap, Battleship was no bueno, the Transfomers animated … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Channing Tatum, D.J. Cotrona, Dwayne Johnson, G.I. Joe Retaliation, Hasbro, movie, Ray Park, review, Transformers
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SXSW 2013: Evil Dead (2013): Dark, Dead, and Disgusting
Here we have another remake. While Evil Dead is one of the best remakes out there, it’s still a remake- an unoriginal idea aping an earlier work brimming with originality. Stop me if you’ve heard this plot before: “Five friends … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, horror, movie
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Bruce Campbell, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2013, Fede Alvarez, Jane Levy, remake
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Review: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
The original “Hansel and Gretel” fairy tale was not a very pleasant story, nor was it uplifting. It was about parents purposefully trying to abandon their children in the woods so that they wouldn’t have to feed them. Hansel & … Continue reading
Review: Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)!
Snow White gets a modern day makeover in Snow White and the Huntsman, transforming her into more of a badass…of course, since princesses are usually depicted as sweet, helpless, ladies of pure virtue who can’t save themselves, the slightest deviation … Continue reading
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Tagged Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Stewart, Snow White and the Huntsman
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Review: Safe (2012)!
Most people can’t even remember their phone number let alone a list of numbers a mile long. There are those gifted people, though, who can memorize anything. You know the type: the ones that never had to study in school … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action
Tagged Jason Statham, Jason Statham beats people up, Safe
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