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G.I. Joe: Retaliation Takes a Dookie on Duke

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Beware spoilers below. Does anyone else feel like Hasbro likes to fling poop in the faces of their long time fans? The most recent Transformers trilogy spiraled into a massive abyss of crap, Battleship was no bueno, the Transfomers animated … Continue reading

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WTF! G.I. Joe: Retaliation Postponed!

The sinking of Battleship in the box office has Hasbro running scared. It’s been announced that Hasbro will postpone the release of G.I. Joe: Retaliation until March 29, 2013. It was originally set to be released next month, but was … Continue reading

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Best of Action Flick Chick, Part 1: The Reviews

To be continued: Best of Action Flick Chick, Pt 2: Whatever Else She Darn Well Pleases GI Joe (2009) So, these people who have mad skills are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team. Then they go around … Continue reading

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

So, these people who have mad skills, are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team. Then they go around and do good and try to save everybody from baddies who want to destroy the world with warheads. Mr. Delicious Beefcake Channing Tatum plays Duke with Marlon Wayans at his side as his loyal best friend Ripcord. Rise of the Cobra did several things right. One of which was having a female good guy (Rachel Nichols), and a female baddie (Sienna Miller). Continue reading

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Recon Mission: Why Fanboys Love the Baroness

Twitter friend Shadowbat brought this to our attention while claiming to have discovered the Action Flick Chick’s secret identity.

Clearly this falls under things we can neither confirm nor deny, not even the part about Mountain Dew. Just check out our Chick pics and judge for yourself: Could that be her behind the glasses and black vinyl? Continue reading

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Trailer Plus Classic PSA (Movie Chicks on Action Flicks #5)

Classic G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement, plus movie trailer.

Official description: Paramount Pictures and Hasbro, whose previous collaboration was the worldwide blockbuster Transformers, join forces with Spyglass Entertainment for another extraordinary action-adventure “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.” From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.” is directed by Stephen Sommers (“The Mummy,” “The Mummy Returns”). Continue reading

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