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Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!
After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, sometimes horrible, films, and by golly, I just can’t get enough. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Amber Heard, Billy Burke, Chicks Who Don't Want Flowers for Valentine's Day!, cult, Drive Angry, Drive Angry 3-D, explosion, gun fight, hell, Jonah King, Machete, Milton, Nicolas Cage, Piper, Sex Scene, The Accountant, Valentine's Day, William Fichtner
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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: Hatchet II (2010)
It’s always exciting when a movie’s title screen is bloody and is accompanied by the sounds of a chainsaw ripping through flesh and people screaming! Hatchet II’s title screen starts off that way, and the rest of the film lives … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Adam Green, Candyman, Chicks who don't want flowers, Danielle Harris, decapitate, gore, Hatchet, Hatchet II, horror, Kane Hodder, kill, Marybeth, Rileah Vanderbilt, Spoilers, Tamara Feldman, The Candyman, Tony Todd, Valentine's Day, Victor Crowley
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Coming Attraction: Your Highness!
Natalie Portman is playing one tough warrior princess in Your Highness, which also stars James Franco and Danny McBride. Prince Fabious (Franco) goes on a mission to rescue his bride (Zooey Deschanel) who has been kidnapped. He is accompanied by … Continue reading
Posted in action, comedy, Coming Attractions, movie, Valentine's Day
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Chicks who don't want flowers, Chicks Who Don't Want Flowers for Valentine's Day!, comedy adventure, coming attraction, Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman, Prince Fabious, Thadeous, Valentine's Day, warrior princess, Your Highness, Zooey Deschanel
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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
If you want to see a true blue kick-ass chick, then Buffy would be the perfect choice! Buffy stars in a film, tv series, and now a comic book series along with a motion comic. People just can’t get enough … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie, Valentine's Day
Tagged Action Flick Chick, axe, Buffy motion comic, Buffy movie, Buffy television series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chicks Who Don't Want Flowers for Valentine's Day!, Dennis Murphey, Hank Carlson, jar of holy water, Jeff Shuter, Joss Whedon, Kristy Swanson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, stake, Valentine's Day, Vampires
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Coming Attraction: Sucker Punch!
Ladies and gents make sure you bring a bag with you into the theater because everyone is going to need something to hide their boners after Sucker Punch! It is all about the girls in this film, and I am … Continue reading
Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day!
Another year has passed, and February is upon us again…which means Valentine’s Day will soon be here, and the television is being bombarded with commercials about buying your special lady flowers, jewelry, and candy. While all that crap is a … Continue reading
Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door
As I’ve said before, Milla Jovovich is one hot lady. But she’s not just a hot lady, she does her share of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, holiday, movie, PG-13, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Aeon Flux, Arch-Ministry, brief nudity, butt, Cameron Bright, Chick who don't want flowers, Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day, Digger Mesch, flowers, hemoglophages, Ida Martin, Kieran O'Rorke, Kurt Wimmer, language, Milla Jovovich, Nick Chinlund, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, PG-13, Resident Evil, Ryan Martin, sci-fi, Screen Gems, Sebastien Andrieu, Steven Calcote, Ultraviolet, Ultravioleta, Valentine's Day, Vampires, violence, Violet, violets, William Fichtner David Collier
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