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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: Hatchet II (2010)

It’s always exciting when a movie’s title screen is bloody and is accompanied by the sounds of a chainsaw ripping through flesh and people screaming! Hatchet II’s title screen starts off that way, and the rest of the film lives … Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: Your Highness!

Natalie Portman is playing one tough warrior princess in Your Highness, which also stars  James Franco and Danny McBride. Prince Fabious (Franco) goes on a mission to rescue his bride (Zooey Deschanel) who has been kidnapped. He is accompanied by … Continue reading

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Carrie (1976)

Another chick who doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day is Carrie White. This telekinetic young girl will protect herself and exact revenge on anyone who messes with her. Well, she might actually want some flowers and a maybe a kind … Continue reading

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The Matrix (1999)

Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) is being inducted into the “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day” club for her sheer, mind-blowing awesomeness. The Matrix opens with Trinity kicking a ton of cop ass and then escaping from Agent Smith. That’s … Continue reading

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Back to the Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for V-Day: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2004)

Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.

I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.
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