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Total Recall (1990)
I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged adventure, Anne Lockhart, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Benny, boobs, breasts, Dan O'Bannon, explosion, graphic bloody violence, Jon Povill, kill, language, Mars, Marshall Bell, Mel Johnson Jr, memory, Michael Champion, Michael Ironside, movie, Nudity, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K. Dick, pseudomemory, Quaid, R-rated, Rachel Ticotin, Robert Picardo, Ronald Shusett, Ronny Cox, science fiction, scifi, Sharon Stone, spoiler, strong sexuality, Total Recall, Triple Nipple Girl, tripled-breasted, Tristar Pictures, violence, virtual reality, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
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Gamer (2009) Anyone Want Some Tea!
Gamer: It can induce seizures within one minute flat! That should be the real tag line for the new action/thriller movie, Gamer, because the friggin’ movie was all over the place. However, we get to see the greatest moment of the movie within the first few minutes: a real life tea bagging! Tea bagging is all over the video game world, if you’ve ever played any game with guns in it, you’ve probably tea bagged someone/been tea bagged yourself. It was only a matter of time before we saw someone get tea bagged in a movie, and I, for one, am glad to see it.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Alison Lohman, Amber Valletta, boobs, breasts, Brian Taylor, Brit twins, Castle, Crank, cupcake, Dexter, explosion, Gamer, Gerard Butler, Halo, Jade and Nikita Ramsey, Jade Ramsey, John Leguizamo, Kable, kill, Kyra Sedgwick, language, Lionsgate, Logan Lerman, Logan Lernman, Ludacris, Mark Neveldine, Michael C. Hall, Nikita and Jade Ramsey, Nikita Ramsey, nude, Nudity, Psych, sexual content, Simon, spoiler, strong brutal violence, tea bagging, teabag, Terry Crews, twins, video game, videogame
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Rob Zombie’s Halloween II 2009 (Spoiler Free!)
Wow! You know what I think? I think it would really suck to be a Myers. It just seems like you don’t stand a chance. You are either killed really young by your younger brother/child, or stalked for years and go crazy from seeing the horrifying murders that your brother intended to be you. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, boobs, Brad Dourif, breasts, Chris Hardwick, Danielle Harris, Deborah, Debra Hill, Dr. Loomis, Final Girl, Halloween, horror, John Carpenter, kill, Laurie Strode, Malcolm McDowell, Michael Myers, nude, Nudity, Rick Rosenthal, Rob Zombie, Samuel Loomis, Scout Taylor-Compton, sex scenes, Sheri Moon Zombie, slasher, spoiler, spoiler free, Spoilers, The Devil’s Rejects, virgin, We had it in House of 1000 Corpses, Web Soup
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Rob Zombie’s Halloween II Trailer (Movie Chicks on Action, er, Horror Flicks)
Site: Action Flick Chick Post: Rob Zombie’s Halloween II 2009 (Spoilers Galore!) by Action Flick Chick: “Beware of the spoilers! I’m warning you now. I’m going to spoil this whole movie. If you don’t want everything spoiled, you can read … Continue reading
Posted in horror, movie, R-rated, YouTube
Tagged action, boobs, Brad Dourif, breasts, Chris Hardwick, Danielle Harris, Deborah, Debra Hill, Dr. Loomis, Final Girl, Halloween, horror, John Carpenter, kill, Laurie Strode, Malcolm McDowell, Michael Myers, nude, Nudity, Rick Rosenthal, Rob Zombie, Samuel Loomis, Scout Taylor-Compton, sex scenes, Sheri Moon Zombie, slasher, spoiler, Spoilers, The Devil’s Rejects, trailers, virgin, We had it in House of 1000 Corpses, Web Soup
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Dance of the Dead (2008) – Wired Like a Crackhead Drinking Red Bull
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Here’s a thought. If some random guy in a graveyard asks you to wheel his wheelbarrow somewhere while he does something else “real quick,” just say no; because, chances are, that wheelbarrow will contain zombified hands and heads. Or…just say yes! Then you have the next month’s worth of practical jokes all lined up! Sounds good! Where’s the nearest graveyard?
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, comedy, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Carissa Capobianco, Chandler Darby, comedy, Compound B, Dance of the Dead, drug, explosion, gore, Gregg Bishop, Greyson Chadwick, head shots, horror, Jared Kusnitz, Joe Ballarini, kill, language, Mark Oliver, R-rated, Randy McDowell, undead, violence, zombie, zombies
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Bad Girls (1994)
Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Do I have your attention now? I think I have noticed a trend in movies- girls can do just about anything as long as they’re workin’ a little bit of cleavage. At least that seems to be the motto for Bad Girls. Four hot girls go around with their cleavage showing and all the men start drooling. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, R-rated, Western
Tagged action, action movie, Albert S. Ruddy, Andie MacDowell, Bad Girls, boobs, Charles Finch, cleavage, Dermot Mulroney, Drew Barrymore, explosion, James Russo, Jonathan Kaplan, kill, Madeleine Stowe, Mary Stuart Masterson, R-rated, Robert Loggia, Ruddy Morgan Productions, violence, Western
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