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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends

THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Continue reading

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AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!

The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading

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Who Would You Cast for The Expenda-Belles?

The internet has been on fire with the news of a female version of The Expendables. Variety reports “Adi Shankar’s banner 1984 Private Defense Contractors has tapped Dutch Southern to write an all-female riff on the star-studded action franchise. Shankar (‘The … Continue reading

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Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!

The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: Total Recall (2012)

Get your ass to Mars? Not in the new Total Recall, starring Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, and Colin Farrell’s eyebrows. This new Total Recall is apparently Ahnold free and Mars free, choosing instead to take a more cerebral reinterpretation of … Continue reading

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Coming Attractions: June Preview!

Pumped to see: June 4: Splice June 11: The A-Team June 18: Jonah Hex June 25: Knight and Day Neither Pumped Nor Pissed About: June 4: Killers June 4: Get Him to the Greek June 11: The Karate Kid June … Continue reading

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Megan Fox as Catwoman – a Fox, a Cat, and a Chick

Without providing a single source, The Sun has stirred things up with its claim that Megan Fox (Jennifer’s Body, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) has been cast to play Catwoman in the next Batman film. Other news sources are posting, … Continue reading

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Way to Run, Olivia Munn!

Olivia Munn (co-host of Attack of the Show who wears a Wonder Woman costume well) is a hot topic for many reasons, including shooting a Playboy shoot while refusing to get naked. She stuck to her guns about not getting into her birthday suit. I mean, her birthday’s not for another couple of weeks, so it’s only logical to save it for the big occasion. Continue reading

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