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Raw Deal (1986): Plenty of Learning Opportunities
It never ceases to amaze me how much ass Arnold can kick. I have seen a ton of Arnold movies, but each time I watch one, or watch one again, I am always excited and blown away by how much ass he kicks. And that my friends, is what makes a true action star.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Alphy Galuten, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris Boardman, Claude Gaudette, cookies, Darren McGavin, De Laurentiis Entertainment Group, Dino De Laurentiis, Ed Lauter, explosion, FBI, Gary DeVore, Godfather, John Irvin, Kathryn Harrold, kill, Luciano Vincenzoni, Mafia, Martha Schumacher, mob, mobster, Normal Wexler, Nudity, Paul Shenar, pervasive language, phallic shapes, Raw Deal, Robert Davi, Rolling stones, Sam Wanamaker, Sergio Donati, sexual content, Steven Hill, strong violence, violence, witness protection
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Total Recall (1990)
I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged adventure, Anne Lockhart, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Benny, boobs, breasts, Dan O'Bannon, explosion, graphic bloody violence, Jon Povill, kill, language, Mars, Marshall Bell, Mel Johnson Jr, memory, Michael Champion, Michael Ironside, movie, Nudity, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K. Dick, pseudomemory, Quaid, R-rated, Rachel Ticotin, Robert Picardo, Ronald Shusett, Ronny Cox, science fiction, scifi, Sharon Stone, spoiler, strong sexuality, Total Recall, Triple Nipple Girl, tripled-breasted, Tristar Pictures, violence, virtual reality, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
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Gamer (2009) Anyone Want Some Tea!
Gamer: It can induce seizures within one minute flat! That should be the real tag line for the new action/thriller movie, Gamer, because the friggin’ movie was all over the place. However, we get to see the greatest moment of the movie within the first few minutes: a real life tea bagging! Tea bagging is all over the video game world, if you’ve ever played any game with guns in it, you’ve probably tea bagged someone/been tea bagged yourself. It was only a matter of time before we saw someone get tea bagged in a movie, and I, for one, am glad to see it.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Alison Lohman, Amber Valletta, boobs, breasts, Brian Taylor, Brit twins, Castle, Crank, cupcake, Dexter, explosion, Gamer, Gerard Butler, Halo, Jade and Nikita Ramsey, Jade Ramsey, John Leguizamo, Kable, kill, Kyra Sedgwick, language, Lionsgate, Logan Lerman, Logan Lernman, Ludacris, Mark Neveldine, Michael C. Hall, Nikita and Jade Ramsey, Nikita Ramsey, nude, Nudity, Psych, sexual content, Simon, spoiler, strong brutal violence, tea bagging, teabag, Terry Crews, twins, video game, videogame
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Best of Action Flick Chick, Part 1: The Reviews
To be continued: Best of Action Flick Chick, Pt 2: Whatever Else She Darn Well Pleases GI Joe (2009) So, these people who have mad skills are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team. Then they go around … Continue reading
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Tagged action, Alyssa Milano, Amanda Bynes, Anastasia Cisarovna, Angelina Jolie, Archives, arms dealer, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold Vosloo, Baron de Cobray, Baroness, Baroness Anastasia Cisarovna, Benjamin Bratt, Bookdock Saints II: All Saints Day, Boondock Saints, Byung-hun Lee, Channing Tatum, Christopher Eccleston, Cobra, Cobra Commander, Cobra Organization, Commando, Cover Girl, Demolition Man, Dennis Quaid, Die Hard, Dr. Mindbender, Duke, explosion, fanboys, Feast, G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, General Hawk, GI Joe PSAs, Hard Master, Hasbro, humor, Independence Day, Jack Black, John Connor, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Jonathan Pryce, Joseph Gordon-Levit, Kevin Bacon, Kindergarten Cop, Leonard Nimoy, Marlon Wayans, Mountain Dew, Partial Nudity, Project Greenlight, public service announcements, Rachel Nichols, Rambo, Ray Park, Ripcord, Rise of the Cobra, Sandra Bullock, sci-fi, science fiction, She's the Man, Sienna Miller, Snake Eyes, Star Trek, Storm Shadow, Sylvester Stallone, T2, Terminator 2: Judgment, terrorists, The Baroness, The Rise of Cobra, top hits, Transformers 2, Tremors, Wanted, Wesley Snipes, Will Smith, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Zartan
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Hercules in New York (1970)
Now that I started off with one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movies (Predator), I’m going to review one of his worst movies. And I say “one of” because I haven’t see every single movie that Arnold has done. I know, I know, it’s terrible and I’m working as fast as I can to fix that problem. Can I still be in the cool kids club even though I haven’t seen all of Arnold’s films? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, comedy, movie
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arthur Allan Seidelman, Aubrey Wisberg, comedy, demi-god, explosion, fantasy, Filmpartners, G-rated, Greek, Hercules, Hercules in New York, Mt. Olympus, New York, Predator, spoiler, Zeus
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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987)
Man! I love Predator. I love everything about it. It has a lot of action and it’s well paced, brutal and pulse poundingly suspenseful! You just know at the very beginning that everyone is going to get their balls chopped off, metaphorically speaking.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, explosion, gore, Jesse Ventura, Jim Thomas, John McTiernan, John Thomas, Kevin Peter Hall, language, Predator, R-rated, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, science fiction, Sonny Landham, vagina, violence
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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator Trivia!
Arnold turned down an offer to do a Predator sequel because he didn’t like the script. He decided to do Terminator 2: Judgment Day instead. Arnold once stated, “I took more abuse in Predator (1987) than I did in Conan … Continue reading
Posted in action, movie, trivia
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Conan the Barbarian, Elpidia Carrillo, explosion, gore, Jesse Ventura, Jim Thomas, John McTiernan, John Thomas, Kevin Peter Hall, language, Predator, R-rated, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, science fiction, Sonny Landham, Terminator 2, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, vagina, violence
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