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Piranha 3-D (2010) – Boobs vs. Boom

Being a heterosexual female, the breast has limited appeal to me. Now, I can definitely appreciate its aesthetic qualities and certainly applaud a well-timed flash of the boobage, but after a few minutes I get tired of the boobies and … Continue reading

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Happy 4th of July- Rambo Rampage

What better way to celebrate the 4th of July than to watch Rambo freakin’ wreck some stuff! Enjoy your freedom! Rambo 1-3 Kill collection! Rambo 3 Explosion Montage! This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in … Continue reading

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Bitch Slap (2009)

Never has a title been as accurate as this one! Bitch Slap is filled with three bitches slapping, punching, and making out. Sounds exciting right? Well, I think surprising might be a more befitting way for me to describe it, … Continue reading

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Mini Review and Spoiler: The Final Destination (2009) a.k.a. Final Destination 4

Spoiler alert! Don’t read if you somehow care about but don’t know what happens in this film. The Final Destination is stupid! I mean really, really stupid. In fact, I’m a little upset at myself for deciding to watch it … Continue reading

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The Losers (2010)

Most people have been called a loser once or twice in their lifetime. Well folks, now you can stop being depressed about being a loser. The Losers make that insult more of an awesome thing to be called because these “losers” are skilled, smart individuals, and they kick a lot of ass! Continue reading

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James Cameron’s Avatar (2009)

So I finally went to see Avatar. Why do I have suddenly want to revisit FernGully? Hmm, that’s weird and completely unrelated I’m sure. Anyway, the plot of Avatar is… you know what? Just watch the trailer. Continue reading

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2012 (2009) Spoilers Galore!

I can think of about 2,012 reasons why you shouldn’t watch 2012, but I will spare you the full list for right now. The whole “end of the world will happen in 2012” mostly came about because the Mayan Long Count calendar ends in December of 2012. So is this going to be another Y2K scare or will the Earth really end? Who cares, but in the movie 2012, the earth really gets effed up and a metric butt-ton of people die.

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Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) – With Wrong Turn 4 Bonus Plot

Boobs within 4 minutes, action within 4 minutes, lots of blood and guts, and all sorts of diabolical traps…now this is my kind of movie! Wrong Turn 3 has all of the aforementioned items plus creative kills, an insane plot, mediocre acting, and a complete lack of common sense amongst all of the characters…what could be more fun?

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