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Coming Attractions: Salt (2010) Starring Action Chick Angelina Jolie
I’ve got to say, I was getting a little tired of hearing about Angelina Jolie adopting another kid. That’s great for them and that kid, but I don’t care. I want to hear about Angelina Jolie kicking ass. I want … Continue reading
Posted in Coming Attractions
Tagged action, action chick, Angelina Jolie, betrayal, black ops, Chiwetel Ejiofor, covert operations, Day X, Day X Exists, defector, disguise, espionage, game, heroine, identity, Kurt Wimmer, Liev Schreiber, Phillip Noyce, Russian, Russian spy, Salt, Salt (2010), Sony, Sony Pictures, spies, spy, spy thriller, thriller, traitor
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MacGruber (2010): A Veritable Butt-nanza
MACGRUBER!!!! Yeah!!! Wait, hold your horses, people. I wouldn’t get too excited about this film just yet. Unless you’re the kind of person who really wants to see Will Forte’s butt over and over and over again, then I guess … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, comedy, R-rated, TV
Tagged action, action comedy, Action Flick Chick, butt, comedy, dick, Dieter Von Cunth, dorsal nudity, Kristen Wiig, Lt. Dixon Piper, MacGruber, MacGyver, Nudity, parady, Partial Nudity, R-rated, Ryan Phillippe, Saturday Night Live, spoiler, television, Val Kilmer, Vicki, Will Forte, X-5
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May Mega Mayhem: Gears of War 2!
Day #24: Gears of War 2! General Thoughts: MAN UP SOLDIER! It’s time to curb stomp, chainsaw, and shoot some evil lizard dudes! YEAH! In Gears of War 2, you can play co-op campaign, single-player campaign, or online with a … Continue reading
Posted in video game
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, campaign, chainsaw, curb stomp, Gears of War 2, hospital, lizard dudes, Marcus Fenix, noob, online, rookie, single player, soldier, Tip of the Spear, training, video game review, Welcome to Delta
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May Mega Mayhem: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas!
Day #21: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! General Thoughts: The Grand Theft Auto series provides the original open-world game setting, where you can go anywhere and do whatever you please. Want to be a firefighter? You can do it! Want … Continue reading
Posted in video game
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, elderly, firefighter, golf, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Hooker, noob, pimp, prostitute, video game
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Coming Attraction: Survival of the Dead (2010)
George A. Romero is the creator of zombies as we know them today and he’s at it again. His newest film, Survival of the Dead, takes place on an island during a zombie outbreak. Survivors are trying to fight off … Continue reading
May Mega Mayhem: Diablo II: Lord of Destruction!
Day #17: Diablo II: Lord of Destruction! General Thoughts: Diablo II is a classic computer game where you play as an adventurer trying to kill Diablo, who is a big bad jerkwad. Now, I spend so much time on the … Continue reading
Posted in video game
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Diablo, Diablo II: Lord of Destruction, evil buggers, noob, time warp, video game
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May Mega Mayhem: Scribblenauts!
Day #15: Scribblenauts General Thoughts: This game is for the Nintendo DS, which means that you can play it anywhere. You can play it on a train, on a plane, on the toilet, or while eating green eggs and ham. … Continue reading
Posted in video game
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Batmobile, Green Eggs and Ham, May Mega Mayhem, Nintendo DS, Santa, Scribblenauts, video game, zombie
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