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Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!
After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, sometimes horrible, films, and by golly, I just can’t get enough. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Amber Heard, Billy Burke, Chicks Who Don't Want Flowers for Valentine's Day!, cult, Drive Angry, Drive Angry 3-D, explosion, gun fight, hell, Jonah King, Machete, Milton, Nicolas Cage, Piper, Sex Scene, The Accountant, Valentine's Day, William Fichtner
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Salt (2010) Review: Salty, Tasty Goodness
If there is one thing you can learn from Salt is that Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie) is a freakin’ kleptomaniac! How many outfits does one highly-skilled CIA operative need to steal? Don’t you have any morals?! Oh wait, Salt’s a highly skilled CIA operative- of course she doesn’t have morals. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Angelina Jolie, CIA, Daniel Olbrychski, Evelyn Salt, explosion, female ass kicker, kills, Liev Schreiber, Russia, Russian spy, Salt, Ted Winter, White House
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The Mechanic (2011) Review: Room-Temperature Action, Served at Moderate Speed
Tired of movies that are too good? Sick of movies that are too bad? Ready for something that’s right in the middle? Look no further, it’s The Mechanic! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Arthur Bishop, Assassin, Ben Foster, Cold Hearted, drinking, explosions, hit man, hitman, Jason Statham, kill, killing, mechanic, Paula Abdul, spoiler, Steve McKenna, The Mechanic, Tony Goldwyn
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1990: The Bronx Warriors- Just Look at that Freakin’ Cover!
Just look at the freakin’ cover for this film and tell me it doesn’t look amazing! Having now seen it, I can say that it does live up to the amazingness promised by the cover, although whether it’s amazing in … Continue reading
Posted in 1.5 kabooms, action, Independent, movie, R-rated, science fiction, So Bad They're Good
Tagged 1990 The Bronx Warriors, 1990: The Bronx Warriors plot, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Christopher Connelly, Enzo Castellari, Fred Williamson, Marco De Gregorio, Mark Gregory, Massimo Vanni, movie, post-apocalyptic, R-rated, Stefania Girolami Goodwin, The Bronx Warriors ending, The Bronx Warriors spoilers, Vic Morrow, violence, zombies
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Kill Boksoon (2023): The Korean John Wick?!?
The Korean John Wick? Not quite, but it makes for a decent tagline for this article!
Hard to Kill (1990) Review: Young Seagal Speaks Softly and Kicks a Lot of Ass
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, family, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Axel, Bonnie Burroughs, Bruce Malmuth, Charles Boswell, dirty politician, Hard to kill, Kelly LaBrock, Kelly LeBrock, kill, nurse, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Senator Trent, some nudity, Steven McKay, Steven Seagal, take that to the bank, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures, Weird Science, William Sadler, Woman in Red
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Paranormal Activity (2009): Imagine Demons
Paranormal Activity should be called “Did You Hear That?” because it’s what the characters say to each other and what you’ll be saying to your friends during 90% of the movie. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Amber Armstrong, Ashley Palmer, demon, demonic, Facebook, ghosts, Katie Featherston, language, Mark Friedrichs, Micah Sloat, Oren Peli, Paramount Pictures, Paranormal Activity, psychic, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Scooby-Doo, spoiler
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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977) Review: This Movie Can Eat My Ass
Have you often wondered what would happen if your bed became possessed by a demon and started eating people? Who hasn’t! For years I’ve spent many a sleepless night haunted by this unanswered question. That is until I saw Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. Continue reading