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ThanksKilling (2009): Just add alcohol!

Posted on November 25, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

…in, right? Wrong! Don’t be fooled by the film’s opening. There are no more boobs after that and the movie just does some weird stuff. A couple of WTF moments include evil turkey/human sex and an idiot mistaking the evil turkey for her father! WTF? There were some pretty disgusting kills (yay), but other than that, the action wasn’t there. I believe the film was trying to be bad, but in a funny way; however, I wasn’t laughing. At all. And I came in… Continue reading →

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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends

Posted on April 1, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

ATTENTION: THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You may now return to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Blade (Wesley Snipes) has come to the rescue once again in Blade: Trinity (2004). This time, he kicks vampire asses and doesn’t even bother taking their names (he’s just that cool). Alongside Blade are newcomers Abigail (Jessica Biel) and Hannibal (a pre-Deadpool/Green Lantern Ryan… Continue reading →

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): A Bonkers B-Movie Bonanza

Posted on August 5, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Hyper snakes, death frisbees, exploding toilets, exploding sex dolls, and oh-so much nudity. Hard Ticket to Hawaii has it all. Sleazeball action auteur Andy Sidaris brings us what may be his magnum opus: Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Part of his Triple B series (“bullets, bombs, and babes”), Hard Ticket to Hawaii tells the story of Donna (Donna Speir) and Taryn (Hope-Marie Carlton), pilots and DEA agents who’re transporting some tourists to another isla… Continue reading →

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Crank (2006): Including the Manliest Kill Ever!?

Posted on May 20, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

I’m a little bored today. What shall I do? Oh, I know, I’ll make a movie that’s filled to the brim with drugs, insanity, and all sorts and reckless criminal behavior! It will be about a guy who gets poisoned and the only way to stop the poison is to…find the antidote…no, no, too realistic. Let’s say there is no antidote, and in order to stay alive he will have to keep his adrenaline pumping so his heart won’t stop. The science lines up on that, I… Continue reading →

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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic

Posted on August 19, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

JOHN. You know, it seems like you just can’t be a true action hero unless your name is John. That is the MANLIEST of men’s names. Just think about all the action hero characters whose name is John: John Spartan (Demolition Man), Detective John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop), John McClane (Die Hard), John Rambo (Rambo), John Connor (Terminator), and John Matrix (Commando). …Now, granted, Kimble from Kindergarten Cop isn’t really an action hero, but he… Continue reading →

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Fit to Kill (1993) Review: Not Fit to Watch

Posted on August 12, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

After Hard Ticket to Hawaii turned out to be such a banger, I thought I’d try my hand at another entry from the Triple B (Bullets, Bombs, and Babes) collection by Andy Sidaris- Fit to Kill. Surely, this experience would match the magic of Hard Ticket To Hawaii, right? Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. The plot of Fit to Kill is as nonsensical as Hard Ticket to Hawaii with way less of the fun. I was so bored off my ass that I can barely type up what hap… Continue reading →

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Road House (1989): Skinny Dipping and Throat Ripping

Posted on March 16, 2024 by Action Flick Chick

Action Flick Chick Twitter When I heard about the Road House remake hitting the small screens, I was inspired to revisit the original cult classic to see how it strikes me now, decades after I first saw it. And, on rewatching it, what was the first thing I was struck by? Patrick Swayze’s buns. Every time I go on a picnic with other people, everyone tends to keep their clothes on, which I am grateful for. However, when you go on a picnic with Patr… Continue reading →

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The Slumber Party Massacre (1982): RSVP to This Forgotten Slasher Classic

Posted on October 22, 2022 by Action Flick Chick

Let’s go back to the teenage years where slumber parties were bountiful and all the girls got naked in front of each other while changing clothes. What fun! Oh, those were the days…but did women always get naked in front of each other as horror movies suggest? This journalist investigates with The Slumber Party Massacre (1982). Written by Rita Mae Brown and directed by Amy Holden Jones, The Slumber Party Massacre (SPM) is often touted as a “femin… Continue reading →

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