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Movie Match: Demolition Man Vs. She’s the Man

…s Vinnie Jones and…well, that’s all that matters. So Demolition Man throws Rambo and Blade at us. That’s a lot of beef wrapped up into one sandwich. And don’t forget the FBI agent who joined a beauty pageant, Sandra Bullock. And then there’s these guys: Dennis Leary, Jack Black, Benjamin Bratt, Glenn Shadix, and Rob Schneider. Demolition Man had me at Stallone. Round 3: Musical montages! She’s the Man may be down but it is not out yet. This flick… Continue reading

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The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 13 Review: Beside the Dying Fire!

…wn as “Who’s That Chick?”) gets torn apart by walkers, and Hershel makes a Rambo-like last stand against the zombies trying to take over his farm. Rick shows up just in time to save Hershel-bo, and they take Carl and escape. Everyone meets back up on the highway where they left the supplies for Sophia. They count who’s dead, decide that Andrea’s dead or lost, and drive east toward the coast. Rick’s car is about out of gas so the group stops to dec… Continue reading

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Action Flick Chick Pics

…In the interest of shameless self-promotion, I thought I’d post some pictures, so now you guys can get a good look at the face behind the words. Enjoy! Mmm, Rambo Haaaa- -douken!… Continue reading

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Samaritan (2022): Good, But Not Great, Samaritan

…sure up to the repeatedly-watchable greats of Stallone’s long career, your Rambos and Rockys and Stop or My Mom Will Shoots, but it seemed like everyone involved knew what they were making and went for it wholeheartedly. Action Rating: 3 Cheesy One Liners, out of 5 Disclaimer: Just because I am the Action Flick Chick and love action movies does not mean I condone real life violence in any way. Everyone has their own shit to deal with, be nice to e… Continue reading

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AFC Classic: Gremlins 2: The New Batch!

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…parody moment is when Gizmo “gets pushed too far” and turns into a Mogwai Rambo. Heck, the thing even breaks down the fourth wall be having Leonard “Movie Man” Maltin giving a negative review of the first Gremlins flick, which of course the Gremlins don’t really care for, so they tie him up with torn up film. The Gremlins themselves are like very bad children, laughing hysterically at each other’s misfortune…and their own. One Gremlin is chugging… Continue reading

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Which Iconic Film Characters Should Fight Zombies?

…ie Trekkies to send them against: sfx.co.uk/2010/09/01/boo… TheOnlyWarman: rambo derekcoward: Hercule Poirot or Miss Marple. It might be a quick movie, but I would laugh. DaleLPower: Shouldn’t the question really be “Are YOU ready to fight Zombies?” 🙂 Well, are you? Then we get Richard Simmons for the job! BookWyrm69: I’m with @BumpFire2012, I say Conan. WorkSuxAlot: Goonies vs. Zombies csdaley: Popeye mackmm: Derek Zoolander, Rudy stoner_munkee:… Continue reading

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Quarantine (2008)

…arantine did have a slow start, but I guess not every movie can start like Rambo IV. Quarantine does eventually pick up the pace and has plenty of action to go round. The characters are quarantined in an apartment building filled with an ever-growing number of disease infected, zombie-ish people. In that situation, escape is so not an option. Trying to get away from the zombies when locked in an apartment building is like eating green bologna. You… Continue reading

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The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 6 Review!

…a macho, friendship kind of way, but we all know what he really means. Rick X Shane bromantic slash fiction hooooO! Likes Wooo! Glenn’s zombie kill by a big shelf! Walker carnage! Looked disgusting! The action at the end! Andrea turning Rambo and getting some good head shots. Best sex scene! Multiple Dale Faces! Dislikes Lori and Rick doing nothing but talk. Almost no Daryl Herschel’s a dope and kind of a wang. This is the Action Flick Chick, and… Continue reading

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