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Screen Team Show Looks at Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief – What Kind of Thief Would You Be?

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

…Yeah, yeah. Don’t end a sentence with a preposition. Like we care. Bonus: Valentine’s Day You can also check out the Screen Team Show’s look at the movie Valentine’s Day. The Action Flick Chick pays them a visit too, but it shouldn’t be real hard to guess what she had to say. Cast: Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey, Hector Elizondo, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Topher Grace, Anne Hathaway, Carter… Continue reading →

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Catwoman (2004)

Posted on February 4, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

…etter way to start off the best series, “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day,” than with the worst movie, Catwoman! Catwoman has earned herself a spot in my series because she is a kick ass female, despite what the movie showed us. I don’t understand how Catwoman had so many good actors like Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, and Benjamin Bratt and yet sucked so hard it created a black hole the size of Jupiter. This film was nominated for 7… Continue reading →

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Carrie (1976)

Posted on February 20, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Another chick who doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day is Carrie White. This telekinetic young girl will protect herself and exact revenge on anyone who messes with her. Well, she might actually want some flowers and a maybe a kind word or two, but instead gets a lifetime of terrorizing by her classmates AND her mother (Piper Laurie). However, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right? All the terrorizing made Carrie’s telekinetic power… Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, family, horror, movie, Valentine's Day | Tagged Amy Irving, Betty Buckley, boobs, breasts, Brian De Palma, butt, Carrie, Carrie White, Chicks who don't want flowers, frontal nudity, graphic violence, horror, John Travolta, language, Lawrence D. Cohen, Nancy Allen, Nudity, pig blood, Piper Laurie, Prom, psychokinesis, psychokinetic PK, R-rated, Redbank Films, shower, shower scene, Sissy Spacek, Stephen King, telekinesis, telekinetic, The Greatest American Hero, TK, Valentine's Day, William Katt | 2 Comments

The Classic Sci-Fi Action Movie (well, half an action movie): Aliens (1986)

Posted on February 19, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

…and blew ‘em into outer space. Our next woman who doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day is Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley in Aliens. The sequel to Alien, which only had one alien, actually has multiple encounters with aliens, thus the slightly confusing name. Aliens is a classic action movie that came out in 1986, chock full of suspense, mixed with action and even a little bit of humor at times, not to mention what everyone wants in a movie:… Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, science fiction | Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Aliens, Bill Paxton, Carrie Henn, Dan O'Bannon, David Giler, Gale Anne Hurd, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, James Cameron, Lance Henriksen, language, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser, R-rated, Ronald Shusett, sci-fi, Sigourney Weaver, thrill, violence, Walter Hill, William Hope | 9 Comments

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

Posted on January 30, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

…OR! THE ACTION FLICK CHICK’S NEW SERIES “CHICKS WHO DON’T WANT FLOWERS FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!” To celebrate this repugnant holiday, I’m gonna review movies about chicks who kick so much ass, they don’t even need guys at all. GENRE(S): Mystery WRITTEN BY: Patrick Massett John Zinman, Simon West Michael Colleary, Laeta Kalogridis and Mike Werb DIRECTED BY: Simon West RELEASE DATE: DVD: November 13, 2001 Theatrical: June 15, 2001 RUNNING TIME: 105 minu… Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, video game | Tagged action violence, Angelina Jolie, Daniel Craig, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, Iain Glen, John Zinman, Jon Voight, Laeta Kalogridis, Lara Croft, Leslie Phillips, Mark Collie, Michael Colleary, Mike Werb, mystery, Nudity, Paramount Pictures, Partial Nudity, Patrick Massett, PG-13, Red Dwarf, sensuality, Simon West, Tomb Raider, video games | 4 Comments

Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

…s as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet. Ultraviolet is similar to Aeon Flux and Resident Evil. It is about a highly contagious virus that gets out into the real world (sound familiar yet?) and turns people into vampire-like creatures called hemoglophages. Of course, humans get… Continue reading →

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AFC Classic: Which Video Game Would YOU Appear In?

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Action Flick Chick

…and any of it’s sequels, for the original NES MissChrissyLyn: Aya Brea or Jill Valentine 😉 Mulahgangkano: I would have to say kingdom hearts or resident evil Nightwyrm: sequel to The Darkness or the next Uncharted 🙂 renkris: Street Fighter IV 🙂 scooterchicken: None. I don’t like scary games. sirlarryfleming: If Mr T can be on World of Warcraft, so can I… (Which Video Game Would YOU Appear In?) TinaReichl: I’d have to say Dragon Age, or any Zombie… Continue reading →

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Which Video Game Would YOU Appear In?

Posted on November 26, 2010 by Llama Mama

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