-
Recent Posts
-
- Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!
- Road House (1989): Skinny Dipping and Throat Ripping
- Summer Movies 2024: What Are We Looking Forward To (and NOT Looking Forward To)? You Weigh In!
- Salt (2010) Review: Salty, Tasty Goodness
- Freelance (2023): This Film Shouldn’t Quit Its Day Job
Categories
Search Results for: Jill Valentine
Back to the Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for V-Day: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2004)
…Thurman as The Bride is definitely one chick who doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day. She would prefer a head on a plate or a Hattori Hanzo sword. Better start working on it now, boys, cause those blades ain’t cheap, and Wal-mart’s probably sold out of decapitated heads this close to Valentine’s Day. Time until the real action starts: ~ 5 minutes (this is time until The Bride starts in on the action). Big bad baddies: Deadly Viper Assassinat… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged bloody violence, Chia Hui Liu, Chicks who don't want flowers, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, gore, Kill Bill, Kill Bill: Volume 1, language, Lucy Liu, Michael Jai White, Michael Madsen, Miramax, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, some sexual content, The Bride, Uma Thurman, Valentine’s Day, Vivica A. Fox
4 Comments
Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: D.E.B.S. (2004)
…that measures a girl’s potential for espionage. Amy (Sara Foster), Janet (Jill Ritchie), Dominique (Devon Aoki) and Max (Meagan Good) score so high that they’re recruited to join the elite paramilitary group known as D.E.B.S. But when their mission to capture arch villainess Lucy Diamond (Jordana Brewster, originally Clare Kramer in the 2003 short film this movie was based on) gets complicated, even their spy skills might not be able to save them… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, comedy, movie, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Clare Kramer, D.E.B.S., DEBS, Devon Aoki, Jill Ritchie, Jordana Brewster, Lucinda Reynolds, Lucy Diamond, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Meagan Good, romantic comedy, Sara Foster, SAT
3 Comments
Action Heroine versus Horror Heroine – What’s the Diff?
…the game shes better. actionchick: She did not die redridinghood83: I love jill valentine. I’m a member of S.T.A.R.S!!! She’s awesome in Capcom swiv: Alice from Resident Evil changed to one jayess69: my fave is Alice in resident evil!!! Buffy the Vampire Slayer (with gun tangent) johnny_williams: do horror heroine’s really fight zombies, vamps, etc…or do they just run from them? Skookum86: Buffy NEVER ran! johnny_williams: you are correct. my mind… Continue reading
Posted in action, horror, Versus
Tagged A Nightmare on Elm Street, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4, action, action chick, action heroine, Alice, Alien, Aliens, Anaconda, boobs, bra, breasts, Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, butt, coyness, Crawlspace, Death Proof, Ellen Ripley, escaped mental patients, Faith, Faith the Vampire Slayer, Final Girl, Firefly, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, From Dusk Till Dawn, geek, Ginger Snaps, gym, Halloween 2, Hattori Hanzo, Hero, horror, horror chick, horror heroine, J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Jill Valentine, Juliette Lewis, Kate Beckinsale, Kurt Russell, Linda Hamilton, Lisa Wilcox, machine gun, machine-gun leg, Milla Jovovich, Mr. Trick, nude, Nudity, Planet Terror, Reavers, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, Resident Evil Extinction, River Rams, Rob Zombie's Halloween 2, role model, Rosario Dawson, Rose, Rose McGowan, S.T.A.R.S., Sarah Connor, Scooby-Doo, screams, Selene, Serenity, sex, sex as a weapon, sexuality, Silent Hill, slasher movie, Stuntman Mike, survival horror, T-1000, T2, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Bride, The Cell, The Descent, tits, Tracie Thoms, twitter, Underworld, Vampires, video game, weapons, Zoe Bell, zombies
4 Comments
Resident Evil (2002)
…ands. Milla Jovovich is definitely one chick who does not want flowers for Valentine’s Day. Jovovich plays Alice in the pretty scary action-filled flick Resident Evil, which is just overflowing with creepy vibes, pounding music, and naked ladies (okay, so there’s basically just one naked lady, but she’s naked several times). Milla Jovovich as Alice nude at the start of Resident Evil. Milla Jovovich as Alice nude in flashbacks throughout movie. Mil… Continue reading
Posted in 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, science fiction, video game
Tagged Apocalypse, boobs, breast, Colin Salmon, Eric Mabius, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, head shots, Heike Makatsch, James Purefoy, Joseph May, language, Marisol Nichols, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, nipple, nude, Nudity, Paul Anderson, Paul W.S. Anderson, pubic hair, R-rated, Resident Evil, sexuality, Sony Pictures, undead, vagina, Valentine’s Day, video games, violence, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
7 Comments
The Matrix (1999)
…e-Anne Moss) is being inducted into the “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day” club for her sheer, mind-blowing awesomeness. The Matrix opens with Trinity kicking a ton of cop ass and then escaping from Agent Smith. That’s how I like my movies to start: a hot woman being a total badass! Yowsa! The Matrix is about…stuff that is too complicated for me to explain in an action-y way. In a nutshell, people are fighting to free humanity fro… Continue reading
Posted in 3 kabooms, action, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged Agent Smith, Andy Wachowski, Badass chicks, Carrie-Anne Moss, Chicks who don't want flowers, Computer generated reality that enslaves us, Hugo Weaving, Joe Pantoliano, Keanu Reeves, language, Larry Wachowski, Laurence Fishburne, Morpheus, Neo, sci-fi, science fiction, The Matrix, Trinity, violence, virtual reality, VR, Warner Bros. Pictures
3 Comments
3-D from 3 She’s: Three Out of Three Genre Girls Agree.
…hree sister sites all have reviews for the same movie right now, My Bloody Valentine 3-D. Action Flick Chick: Review by the Action Flick Chick. Pink Raygun: “The Insanity That Coal Dust Makes” by Sylvia Bond. Pretty Scary: Review by Superheidi. Of course, when you have people judging a film for an action movie site, a science fiction site, and a horror site, you’re going to get a variety of judgments. Sylvia at Pink Raygun provided what was by far… Continue reading
Posted in 3-D, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 3-D nudity, 3D, Betsey Rue, boobs, breasts, chimichanga, dorsal nudity, Edi Gathegi, frontal nudity, holiday, Jamie King, Jensen Ackles Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Kevin Tighe, Megan Boone, Miner, My Bloody Valentine, nude, Nudity, Patrick Lussier, Sex Scene, slasher, Tom Atkins, Valentine’s Day, Zane Smith
2 Comments