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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends
…of plot, but sometimes that’s ok. Best Hands on Kill: Blade is fighting a vampire, of course. Blade dodges a punch from the vampire spins him around and rips his throat out from behind. Blood squirts everywhere. Tasty!! Best Kill with Silver: This one goes to Jessica Biel and her awesome little toy, the bow and arrow tipped with silver points. A vampire dives into a room and closes the door trying to get away from Biel. Biel, at the end of the ha… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, superhero
Tagged action adventure, action movies, Blade, Blade Trinity, bloodthirsty, boobs, breast, butt, Cascy Beddow, David S. Goyer, Dracula, Gene Colan, Hannibal, horror, Jessica Biel, John Michael Higgins, Kris Kristofferson, language, Marv Wolfman, Marvel Comics, Natasha Lyonne, New Line Cinema, nude, Nudity, Parker Posey, R-rated, Ryan Reynolds, sexual content, vampire, Vampires, violence, Wesley Snipes
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Review: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) Four Bores and Seven Years Ago!
…h. There are a few deviations from the facts, like the addition of being a vampire hunter and the occasional flubbing of historically accurate details. Now, Abe being a vampire hunter may sound really cool in theory, but it wasn’t translated well onto the big screen. Like I said earlier, the focus was all over the place, leaving the audience feeling nothing about the movie. There was no horror, no joy, nothing to laugh at, no investment in anythin… Continue reading
Top Twilight Parodies – Buffy, Kevin, and Olivia vs Edward
…e first Twilight film, various episodes of the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and one scene from late in the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (in which Robert Pattison who plays Edward Cullen previously played the ill-fated Cedric Diggory). Attack of the Show! hosts Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn debuted their own Twilight spoof at Fantastic Fest in Austin, Texas. We thank twitter pal JazzNeurotic for reminding us this week of… Continue reading
Posted in chick flick, comedy, Versus, YouTube
Tagged Allison Hannigan, Angst, AOTS, Attack of the Show!, Austin Texas, Bella Swan, blood, Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cedric Diggory, comedy, Edward Cullen, emo, Fantastic Fest, G4, G4TV, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, high school, humor, Jacob, Joss Whedon, Kevin Pereira, love story, New Moon, novel, Olivia Munn, parody, Robert Pattison, romance, Sarah Michelle Gellar, spoiler, Spoilers, spoof, Stephenie Meyer, The Bronze, The Twilight Saga, Twilight, Twilight: New Moon, undead, vampire, Werewolf, Willow, YouTube
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James Marsters Q&A at Wizard World Philadelphia
…nown as Spike, the super sexy villain turned good guy…ish on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer television series; but he has also racked up a long list of other geeky shows and movies on his resume such as Dragonball: Evolution, Torchwood, Caprica, and Smallville to name a few. His presence at the Wizard World Convention in Philly sent many hearts a-fluttering as he signed autographs, took pictures, and did a couple of panels. James is an extremely tho… Continue reading
Action Heroine versus Horror Heroine – What’s the Diff?
…il changed to one jayess69: my fave is Alice in resident evil!!! Buffy the Vampire Slayer (with gun tangent) johnny_williams: do horror heroine’s really fight zombies, vamps, etc…or do they just run from them? Skookum86: Buffy NEVER ran! johnny_williams: you are correct. my mind was limited to films….not tv…so in that sense, Faith never ran either. KanUDig_It: Faith did run, in her first appearance she was running from Taquitos and Mr. Trick. They… Continue reading
Posted in action, horror, Versus
Tagged A Nightmare on Elm Street, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4, action, action chick, action heroine, Alice, Alien, Aliens, Anaconda, boobs, bra, breasts, Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, butt, coyness, Crawlspace, Death Proof, Ellen Ripley, escaped mental patients, Faith, Faith the Vampire Slayer, Final Girl, Firefly, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, From Dusk Till Dawn, geek, Ginger Snaps, gym, Halloween 2, Hattori Hanzo, Hero, horror, horror chick, horror heroine, J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Jill Valentine, Juliette Lewis, Kate Beckinsale, Kurt Russell, Linda Hamilton, Lisa Wilcox, machine gun, machine-gun leg, Milla Jovovich, Mr. Trick, nude, Nudity, Planet Terror, Reavers, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, Resident Evil Extinction, River Rams, Rob Zombie's Halloween 2, role model, Rosario Dawson, Rose, Rose McGowan, S.T.A.R.S., Sarah Connor, Scooby-Doo, screams, Selene, Serenity, sex, sex as a weapon, sexuality, Silent Hill, slasher movie, Stuntman Mike, survival horror, T-1000, T2, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Bride, The Cell, The Descent, tits, Tracie Thoms, twitter, Underworld, Vampires, video game, weapons, Zoe Bell, zombies
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Daybreakers (2010)
…s weight causes the bridge beams to fall. Two beams impale the car and the vampires inside. The vampires explode from the exposure to sunlight, knocking the Hummer down into the ditch below the bridge. It doubly explodes when it hits the ground, blocking the path for the other Hummers and letting the smaller car get away. Action Rating: 1 ½ rebellious adolescent vampires out of 5 Illustration by Alex Langley. Rocket Llama World Headquarters This i… Continue reading
Posted in 1.5 kabooms, horror
Tagged Allan Todd, Aolani Roy, Ben Siemer, blood, bloody violence, brief nudity, Callum McLean, Carl Rush, Chris Brown, Claudia Karvan, cure, Damien Garvey, Daybreakers, Ethan Hawke, extinction, Gabriella Di Labio, gore, Harriet Minto-Day, hematologist, hematology, Hummer, I Am Legend, Isabel Lucas, Jarrad Pon, Jay Laga'aia, Kirsten Cameron, language, Lionsgate, medicine, Michael Dorman, Michael Spierig, Ninja Assassin, Peter Spierig, Peter Welman, R-rated, Renai Caruso, Richard Matheson, Robert Neville, Sahaj Dumpleton, Sam Neil, Sam Neill, The Boondock Saints, Tiffany Lamb, Todd Levi, vampire, Victoria Williams, Vince Colosimo, Willem Dafoe, Willem Defoe, William Dafoe, Zoe White
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Jack the Giant Slayer Trailer Fee Fi Fo Fums Its Way Here
There’s a good vibe surrounding Jack the Giant Slayer, Bryan Singer’s fast-paced reimagining of the classic fairy tale. Everything we’ve seen of it so far seems to indicate a good balance of humor and action- whether there will be any substance to the flick remains to be seen; but hey, at the very least, it will probably be fun. And after seeing Nicholas Hoult do a great job in Warm Bodies, I’m rather optimistic. Here we have a the trailer featur… Continue reading
Posted in action, Coming Attractions, movie, trailers
Tagged Eleanor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor, Jack the Giant Slayer, Nicholas Hoult, trailer
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