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Ebony, Ivory, & Jade (1976): ’70s Action-sploitation, Now with Less Exploitation!

Posted on April 22, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

…screen. None of the ladies get their clothes ripped off. There are no bare breast or blood and gore. There’s zero sexual assault. So if that’s the kind of exploitation film you’re looking for, Ebony, Ivory, & Jade is not for you. I mean it’s rated PG for crying out loud. However, if you prefer the not-so-gruesome and not-so-rapey movies, this would be a good choice. These pro athletes are constantly karate chopping and kicking ass in fights rangin… Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, PG-rated | Tagged Action Flick Chick, American Beauty Hostages, Colleen Camp, Ebony Ivory & Jade, exploitation film, Foxfire, Foxforce, Machete Maidens, Philippines, Rosanne Katon, She-Devils in Chains, Sylvia Anderson | Leave a comment

Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends

Posted on April 1, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

ATTENTION: THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You may now return to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Blade (Wesley Snipes) has come to the rescue once again in Blade: Trinity (2004). This time, he kicks vampire asses and doesn’t even bother taking their names (he’s just that cool). Alongside Blade are newcomers Abigail (Jessica Biel) and Hannibal (a pre-Deadpool/Green Lantern Ryan… Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, superhero | Tagged action adventure, action movies, Blade, Blade Trinity, bloodthirsty, boobs, breast, butt, Cascy Beddow, David S. Goyer, Dracula, Gene Colan, Hannibal, horror, Jessica Biel, John Michael Higgins, Kris Kristofferson, language, Marv Wolfman, Marvel Comics, Natasha Lyonne, New Line Cinema, nude, Nudity, Parker Posey, R-rated, Ryan Reynolds, sexual content, vampire, Vampires, violence, Wesley Snipes | 4 Comments

Crank (2006): Including the Manliest Kill Ever!?

Posted on May 20, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

I’m a little bored today. What shall I do? Oh, I know, I’ll make a movie that’s filled to the brim with drugs, insanity, and all sorts and reckless criminal behavior! It will be about a guy who gets poisoned and the only way to stop the poison is to…find the antidote…no, no, too realistic. Let’s say there is no antidote, and in order to stay alive he will have to keep his adrenaline pumping so his heart won’t stop. The science lines up on that, I… Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Adrenaline, Amy Smart, boobs, breast, Brian Taylor, Carlos Sanz, drug use, Drugs, Dwight Yoakam, Edi Gathegi, Efren Ramirez, Jason Statham, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Lakeshore Entertainment, Mark Neveldine, Nudity, Partial Nudity, pervasive language, R-rated, Reno Wilson, Sex Scene, sexuality, suspense, thrill, violence | 4 Comments

Fit to Kill (1993) Review: Not Fit to Watch

Posted on August 12, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

After Hard Ticket to Hawaii turned out to be such a banger, I thought I’d try my hand at another entry from the Triple B (Bullets, Bombs, and Babes) collection by Andy Sidaris- Fit to Kill. Surely, this experience would match the magic of Hard Ticket To Hawaii, right? Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. The plot of Fit to Kill is as nonsensical as Hard Ticket to Hawaii with way less of the fun. I was so bored off my ass that I can barely type up what hap… Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Andy Sidaris, babes, bombs, boobs, breast, Bruce Penhall, Bullets Bombs and Babes, Dona Speir, Fit to Kill, Geoffrey Moore, Julie Strain, nude, Nudity, Penthouse, Penthouse Pet of the Year, R-rated, Roberta Vasquez, Sex Scene, softcore, softcore porn, spoiler, The Triple B Collection, The Triple B Collection: Fit to Kill, Triple B Collection, violence | 4 Comments