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Hidden Strike (2023): So Hidden It Doesn’t Strike at All?
…You get some run-of-the-mill explosions, a vehicular chase scene, and some punch-punch, bang-bang to tease you along for the first half of the film. It’s not until the halfway point that our two stars actually share a scene and start quipping and fighting! Once the Cena/Chan dream team happens, they’re great together, but not even stars as charismatic as they can overcome the terrible writing in Hidden Strike. The finale does have some pretty grea… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms
Tagged action movie, Bad movie, CGI, Jackie Chan, John Cena, PG-13, Worst jackie chan movie, Worst john cena movie
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Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!
…inspiration for Mortal Kombat’s Johnny Cage, famous for his own split nut-punch. And then, some thirty years after the first MK, the rebooted MK1 gave us JCVD guest-starring as Johnny Cage. Now the split nut-punches have come full circle. Anyway, enough about Van Damme, back to BLOODSPORT! This classic launched JCVD’s career for a reason, and even now, decades later, the cheese, the action, the muscles, all of it are just perfect! Watch it and I… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Bloodsport, Bolo Yeung, Bruce Lee, butt, Cannon International, Chong Li, Christopher Cosby, Donald Gibb, Enter the Dragon, Forest Whitaker, Frank Dux, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kumite, Leah Ayres, martial arts, Mel Friedman, Newt Arnold, Pamela Anderson, R-rated
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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends
…without a cute animal mascot, and Blade: Trinity brings in a Pomeranian to punch that ticket. Don’t be fooled, though, because this pwecious widdle puppy will eat your face faster than you can spit, as it’s the world’s first vampire Pomeranian (vampom, if you will). Overall, Blade: Trinity boasts a great cast, kinetic action, and a general sense of weirdness which kept me entertained throughout. The action barely quits long enough to even flirt wi… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, superhero
Tagged action adventure, action movies, Blade, Blade Trinity, bloodthirsty, boobs, breast, butt, Cascy Beddow, David S. Goyer, Dracula, Gene Colan, Hannibal, horror, Jessica Biel, John Michael Higgins, Kris Kristofferson, language, Marv Wolfman, Marvel Comics, Natasha Lyonne, New Line Cinema, nude, Nudity, Parker Posey, R-rated, Ryan Reynolds, sexual content, vampire, Vampires, violence, Wesley Snipes
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Interview – Boti Bliss on CSI: Miami, Ted Bundy, and How Ghosts Fall in Love
…t one up. Now what kind of movies do you like to watch? Boti: I’m really a sucker for old, old movies. Like old film noir. I don’t know. I also really enjoy independent movies. AFC: Last question: Who are you a fan of? Boti: Oh, gosh. I am a huge fan of Gena Rowlands. I love that she is still working and always in something fresh and new. I am a huge fan of Jessica Lange. I think her performance in Grey Gardens is amazing. Boti Ann Bliss Partial F… Continue reading
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Tagged Ann Donahue, BDSM, biopic, bondage, Boti Ann Bliss, Boti Bliss, Bubble Boy, Charmed, Cracker, Cracker: Mind Over Murder, Crime Scene Investigation, CSI, Discovery Channel, DNA, Dumped, film noir, flapper, forensic science, FreakyLinks, Gena Rowlands, ghost, ghost story, Grey Gardens, Howard Klein, I'm Reed Fish, independent film, indie film, Jerry Bruckheimer, Jessica Lange, lab tech, laboratory technician, Lee, love story, Matthew Bright, Maxine Valera, Miami, Michael Riley Burke, murder, National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze, Night Music, ninth season, nude, Nudity, Pacific Blue, Panic, Power Play, Pulse 2, Pulse: Afterlife and Invasion, Robert Pastorelli, rom com, romantic comedy, romcom, season nine, season three, season two, second season, serial killer, sex, Sex Scene, sexual deviance, Stage Kiss, suicide, Syfy, Ted Bundy, The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green, The Perfect Teacher, The Pretender, The Young and the Restless, Theodore Bundy, third season, undead, Warlock III, yoga
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Star Trek (2009) A Fistful of Phaser
…rk on the red shirt curse. Red like a bullseye. Means you’re a target, sucker! Don’t be on any ship that isn’t the USS Enterprise. Once again, convince a newbie to change assignments with you because any ship that isn’t the USS Enterprise is boned. Don’t live on any planet other than Earth. While on Earth, do visit some tourist attractions, but avoid the Golden Gate Bridge. Don’t live in an alternate timeline, especially not if you’re Ferengi…. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged Alex Kurtzman, Anton Yelchin, Ben Cross, brief sexual content, Bruce Greenwood, Captain Kirk, Chris Pine, Eric Bana, Final Frontier, Gene Roddenberry, J.J. Abrams, James T. Kirk, John Cho, Karl Urban, Leonard Nimoy, Paramount, PG-13, Phaser, Phasers, Red shirt curse, Roberto Orci, sci-fi action and violence, Simon Pegg, Space, Spock, Star Trek, Time Travel, U.S.S. Enterprise, Winona Ryder, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Zoey Saldana
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What Movies Should Never be Remade?
…ndiana Jones either… RWordsworth No movie should be remade. Even if it’s a sucker of a movie. Porkins You forgot the 5th Element and Buckaroo Banzai! everyfilmin2011 Add Schindler’s List, Goodfellas, Some Like It Hot and It’s A Wonderful Life to that list. OverlordOf_Evil Oh, I don’t know. I think Jaws & Blade Runner could both be redone/updated successfully. Casablanca & Godfather agree leave be. alexquintero121 what about event horizon MisfitsTa… Continue reading
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Tagged Alien, Aliens, Back to the Future, Evil Dead, Godfather, Goonies, remake, Ripley, Sloth love chunk, The Goonies, The truffle shuffle, Too many remakes, twitter
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May Mega Mayhem: Left 4 Dead 2
…een is covered with blood! L4D2 is a fun game for noobs or veterans alike. I will definitely keep playing this game. Tank! Craziest moment while playing: A tank (big zombie monster) attacked my friends and me while we were in a two-way alley. While firing at the big sucker, some stray shots hit gas cans both in front of and behind the alley, turning the entire level into a giant, hellish inferno. We died, but so did that friggin’ tank. EAT THAT, C… Continue reading
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Tagged achievement, action, axe, blood, Ellis, gamer girl, katana, Left 4 Dead 2, M60, May Mega Mayhem, melee, noob, survival, tank, The Passing: Underground, Til it goes click, video games, x-box, zombies
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Troll 2 (1990): More Reasons Not to Eat Green Eggs and Ham
…ausing it to ignite and explode, setting the goblin on fire. That’s right, sucker! Goblin magic is no match for Ninja Magic! Action Rating: ½ Gallon of Nilbog Milk, out of 5. This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass! Disclaimer: Just because I am the Action Flick Chick and love action movies does not mean I condone real life violence in any way. Everyone has their own shit to deal with, be nice to each other. Previous… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, horror, movie
Tagged Best Worst Movie, Black Emanuelle, Christina Reynolds, Claudio Fragasso, Connie Young, Darren Ewin, David McConnell, Deborah Reed, Don Packard, Dr. Seuss, Emanuelle, Farmer Waits, Filmirage, Gary Carlson, George Hardy, Glenn Gerner, Go Green, goblin, Goblins, Green Eggs and Ham, Jason Wright, Lance C. Williams, Laura Gemser, Margo Prey, Michael Stephenson, Michele Abrams, Michelle Abrams, milk, molotov cocktail, Naked Gun, Nilbog, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, PG-13, Robert Ormsby, Rossella Drudi, Sam-I-Am, Troll, Troll 2, Wood Tales Girl, Worst movie lines, Worst movie lines ever, Worst movie scenes ever
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