Category Archives: R-rated

Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends

THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Continue reading

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The Woman King (2022): Heavy Is the Head (Til It’s Decapitated)

Being a soldier in any army no doubt requires some serious bravery. Surviving to become a middle aged/older soldier means that someone’s not only brave, but skilled and more than a little lucky. In The Woman King, Nanisca (Viola Davis) … Continue reading

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Cyborg (1989): Lots of Questions, Not Much Cyborg

One of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s earliest films, Cyborg features splits, kicks, and staring contests. A little known skill of Van Damme’s, he sometimes challenges the enemy to a staring contest, and sometimes he stares off into the void as if … Continue reading

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Accident Man: Hitman’s Holiday (2022): Is This Vacation Worth Taking?

Accident Man originated as a series of comic strips published in 1990. In an interview with Viking Samurai, Scott Adkins talks about reading it when he was about 14 years old, loving it, and dreaming that someday it would be … Continue reading

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Becky (2020): Grits, Anyone?

Oh my God, Becky, look at this movie. It is so mediocre. It looks like one of those good movies, but, you know, it’s not. Becky (2020) tells the story of the titular hero, Becky (Lulu Wilson), a thirteen year … Continue reading

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Accident Man (2018): An Explosive Display of Stunts and Farts

One should hope they never find themselves at the business end of an assassin. Especially not any of the assassins from Accident Man (2018) seeing as how they all possess unique and brutal ways of killing people. There’s Jane the … Continue reading

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Slumber Party Massacre (2021): Is This Remake Worth Taking for a Spin?

Not to be confused with 1982’s The Slumber Party Massacre, remake/reboot Slumber Party Massacre (2021) pays homage to the first and second movies in this slasher trilogy. Just when you thought the slumbering and massacring was over, Danishka Esterhazy and … Continue reading

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John Wick (2014): Don’t Eff With a Hitman’s Dog

Dogs are wonderful animals, often treated as part of the family (or better than certain family members depending on how much people like the dog/you) Smart people know you don’t go messing around with people’s dogs. Smart people also know … Continue reading

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