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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends
THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Continue reading
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The Woman King (2022): Heavy Is the Head (Til It’s Decapitated)
Being a soldier in any army no doubt requires some serious bravery. Surviving to become a middle aged/older soldier means that someone’s not only brave, but skilled and more than a little lucky. In The Woman King, Nanisca (Viola Davis) … Continue reading
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Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, African kingdom, Agojie, Dahomey, John Boyega, lashana lynch, movie, R-rated, sheila atim, the woman king, the woman king based on a true story, the woman king cast, the woman king controversy, thuso mbedu, Viola Davis, violence
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Cyborg (1989): Lots of Questions, Not Much Cyborg
One of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s earliest films, Cyborg features splits, kicks, and staring contests. A little known skill of Van Damme’s, he sometimes challenges the enemy to a staring contest, and sometimes he stares off into the void as if … Continue reading
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Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Albert Pyun, Bill Paxton, Cannon film, cyborg, Cyborg ending, Cyborg review, Cyborg spoilers, Dayle Haddon, Deborah Richter, Fender, Gibson, Jean Claude Van Damme, movie, R-rated, Spider-Man, Van Damme splits, Vincent Klyn, violence
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Accident Man: Hitman’s Holiday (2022): Is This Vacation Worth Taking?
Accident Man originated as a series of comic strips published in 1990. In an interview with Viking Samurai, Scott Adkins talks about reading it when he was about 14 years old, loving it, and dreaming that someday it would be … Continue reading
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Tagged Accident Man 2, Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday, Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday spoilers, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Beau Fowler, Flaminia Cinque, George Fouracres, Hitman's Holiday, Hitman's Holiday review, killer clown, movie, Perry Benson, R-rated, Sarah Chang, Scott Adkins, Stu Small, Viking Samurai, violence
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Becky (2020): Grits, Anyone?
Oh my God, Becky, look at this movie. It is so mediocre. It looks like one of those good movies, but, you know, it’s not. Becky (2020) tells the story of the titular hero, Becky (Lulu Wilson), a thirteen year … Continue reading
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Accident Man (2018): An Explosive Display of Stunts and Farts
One should hope they never find themselves at the business end of an assassin. Especially not any of the assassins from Accident Man (2018) seeing as how they all possess unique and brutal ways of killing people. There’s Jane the … Continue reading
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Tagged Accident Man, Accident Man Cast, accident man netflix, Accident Man Trailer, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Amy Johnston, Brooke Johnston, Michael Jai White, movie, R-rated, Ray Park, Ray Stevenson, Ross O'Hennessy, Scott Adkins, violence
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Slumber Party Massacre (2021): Is This Remake Worth Taking for a Spin?
Not to be confused with 1982’s The Slumber Party Massacre, remake/reboot Slumber Party Massacre (2021) pays homage to the first and second movies in this slasher trilogy. Just when you thought the slumbering and massacring was over, Danishka Esterhazy and … Continue reading
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Tagged 1982, 2021, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Alex McGregor, Amy Holden Jones, Danishka Esterhazy, Fanversation, feminism, Frances Sholto-Douglas, Hannah Gonera, horror, Jennifer Steyn, movie, R-rated, Reze-Tiana Wessels, Rita Mae Brown, Rob van Vuuren, Rockabilly Driller Killer, Schelaine Bennett, Slumber Party Massacre, Slumber party massacre ending, Slumber Party Massacre remake, Slumber Party Massacre spoilers, Slumber Pary Massacre review, Suzanne Keilly, The Slumber Party Massacre, violence
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John Wick (2014): Don’t Eff With a Hitman’s Dog
Dogs are wonderful animals, often treated as part of the family (or better than certain family members depending on how much people like the dog/you) Smart people know you don’t go messing around with people’s dogs. Smart people also know … Continue reading