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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

Posted on August 9, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

So, these people who have mad skills, are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team. Then they go around and do good and try to save everybody from baddies who want to destroy the world with warheads. Mr. Delicious Beefcake Channing Tatum plays Duke with Marlon Wayans at his side as his loyal best friend Ripcord. Rise of the Cobra did several things right. One of which was having a female good guy (Rachel Nichols), and a female baddie (Sienna Miller). Continue reading →

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Mini Review: Gran Torino (2008)

Posted on August 1, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Gran Torino is a horrible action movie and that’s why it is classified as a drama. As a drama, it’s pretty good. Clint Eastwood is back and up to the same old terrifying everyone he comes into contact with and being intimidating routine. He is just hella good at that. Continue reading →

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The Boondock Saints (1999)

Posted on July 23, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Have you ever wondered what the Green Goblin would look like as a woman? Nope, me either, but The Boondock Saints just throws it in your face like a monkey flinging poo at you. You’re just making cute noises at the monkey and then you’ve got poop in your face. You’re just watching a movie than then you’ve got Willem Defoe in drag kissing a man! Continue reading →

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Videos: Lola Rennt (1998) – Run, Lola, Run (1999)

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Llama Mama

If you haven’t seen Run, Lola, Run, the English-titled release of the German Lola rennt (literally “Lola runs”), SEE IT! Don’t even watch these videos first.

Spoiler alert: The title character runs. Beyond that, the less you know beforehand, the better. Just see it. Our readers probably best know its Franka Potente as Marie from The Bourne Identity.

In case you’re wondering who had this hair first: Milla Jovovich starred in The Fifth Element (1997) a year earlier. Besides, they’re less similar than some people seem to think. Continue reading →

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Blood: The Last Vampire (2009) – Trailer

Posted on July 11, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Bruno (with Sacha Baron Cohen) and I Love You, Beth Cooper (Paul Rust and Heroes’ Hayden Panettiere) which also open this week will seriously trounce Blood: The Last Vampire at the box office, but Blood is the only flick coming … Continue reading →

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Coming Attractions: Rambo V

Posted on July 8, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

There have been so many rumors going around, but it has finally been confirmed that Rambo V is in the works. The estimated release date is sometime in 2011. Continue reading →

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Mini Review of 1968: Tunnel Rats (2008)

Posted on July 1, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Tunnel Rats is a very surprising movie. It’s like opening your door to a naked guy selling clothes. You’re just so surprised you don’t know what to do except buy some. Tunnel Rats is set during the Vietnam War and focuses on soldiers specially trained to go into the Viet Cong’s underground tunnels and kill the enemy and then destroy the tunnel, thus their name, tunnel rats. Continue reading →

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RoboCop (1987) – He’s a Real Boy

Posted on June 29, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

RoboCop is here to serve and protect you. When there’s no more hope, just hope a little more and maybe RoboCop will be there save your ass. Continue reading →

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