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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Kiss Me Charly One More Time
Merry Christmas, kids! Your mom is a trained assassin and can snap a guy’s neck with one hand while baking a pie with the other. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Assassin, bloody violence, Brian Cox, Christmas, Craig Bierko, Crime, David Morse, Forge, Geena Davis, mild female nudity, mystery, Patrick Malahide, R-rated, Renny Harlin, Samuel L. Jackson, Shane Black, strong language, The Long Kiss Goodnight, thriller, Tom Amandes
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Ebony, Ivory, & Jade (1976): ’70s Action-sploitation, Now with Less Exploitation!
Machete Maidens Unleashed!, a truly awesome documentary on the wild exploitation films made in the Philippines, highlighted the film Ebony, Ivory, & Jade. So, of course I had to watch it.
The One (2001): Jet Li in the Multiverse of Mediocrity
Way before everyone and their gramma and their alt-universe gramma were doing multiverse movies, Jet Li co-starred alongside himself in The One. As it turns out, the only person who could really challenge Jet Li… is Jet Li.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Carla Gugino, Delroy Lindo, Evil twin, explosion, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Multiverse, parallel universe, The One, Time Travel
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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends
THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, superhero
Tagged action adventure, action movies, Blade, Blade Trinity, bloodthirsty, boobs, breast, butt, Cascy Beddow, David S. Goyer, Dracula, Gene Colan, Hannibal, horror, Jessica Biel, John Michael Higgins, Kris Kristofferson, language, Marv Wolfman, Marvel Comics, Natasha Lyonne, New Line Cinema, nude, Nudity, Parker Posey, R-rated, Ryan Reynolds, sexual content, vampire, Vampires, violence, Wesley Snipes
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The Woman King (2022): Heavy Is the Head (Til It’s Decapitated)
Being a soldier in any army no doubt requires some serious bravery. Surviving to become a middle aged/older soldier means that someone’s not only brave, but skilled and more than a little lucky. In The Woman King, Nanisca (Viola Davis) … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, African kingdom, Agojie, Dahomey, John Boyega, lashana lynch, movie, R-rated, sheila atim, the woman king, the woman king based on a true story, the woman king cast, the woman king controversy, thuso mbedu, Viola Davis, violence
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Cyborg (1989): Lots of Questions, Not Much Cyborg
One of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s earliest films, Cyborg features splits, kicks, and staring contests. A little known skill of Van Damme’s, he sometimes challenges the enemy to a staring contest, and sometimes he stares off into the void as if … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Albert Pyun, Bill Paxton, Cannon film, cyborg, Cyborg ending, Cyborg review, Cyborg spoilers, Dayle Haddon, Deborah Richter, Fender, Gibson, Jean Claude Van Damme, movie, R-rated, Spider-Man, Van Damme splits, Vincent Klyn, violence
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Accident Man: Hitman’s Holiday (2022): Is This Vacation Worth Taking?
Accident Man originated as a series of comic strips published in 1990. In an interview with Viking Samurai, Scott Adkins talks about reading it when he was about 14 years old, loving it, and dreaming that someday it would be … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged Accident Man 2, Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday, Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday spoilers, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Beau Fowler, Flaminia Cinque, George Fouracres, Hitman's Holiday, Hitman's Holiday review, killer clown, movie, Perry Benson, R-rated, Sarah Chang, Scott Adkins, Stu Small, Viking Samurai, violence
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Becky (2020): Grits, Anyone?
Oh my God, Becky, look at this movie. It is so mediocre. It looks like one of those good movies, but, you know, it’s not. Becky (2020) tells the story of the titular hero, Becky (Lulu Wilson), a thirteen year … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Amanda Brugel, Becky, Becky ending explained, Becky Film, Becky film cast, becky film ending explained, Becky film key, becky film review, Hitgirl, Isaiah Rockcliffe, Joel Mchale, Kevin james, Kickass film, Lulu Wilson, movie, R-rated, violence
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