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Troll 2 (1990): More Reasons Not to Eat Green Eggs and Ham
Dr. Seuss has been trying to convince people to eat green eggs and ham since 1960!
Decades later, I’m on a mission to undo all of his hard work because I know the terrible truth… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, horror, movie
Tagged Best Worst Movie, Black Emanuelle, Christina Reynolds, Claudio Fragasso, Connie Young, Darren Ewin, David McConnell, Deborah Reed, Don Packard, Dr. Seuss, Emanuelle, Farmer Waits, Filmirage, Gary Carlson, George Hardy, Glenn Gerner, Go Green, goblin, Goblins, Green Eggs and Ham, Jason Wright, Lance C. Williams, Laura Gemser, Margo Prey, Michael Stephenson, Michele Abrams, Michelle Abrams, milk, molotov cocktail, Naked Gun, Nilbog, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, PG-13, Robert Ormsby, Rossella Drudi, Sam-I-Am, Troll, Troll 2, Wood Tales Girl, Worst movie lines, Worst movie lines ever, Worst movie scenes ever
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Trick ‘r Treat (2008) Review: All Treats, Some Tricks
Halloween, that time of the year when people can dress up in the most disgusting/scary/revealing outfit imaginable and it’s all okay because HALLOWEEN! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, holiday, horror, R-rated
Tagged Anna Paquin, Bad Hat Harry Productions, boobs, breasts, Brian Cox, candy, costumes, Dylan Baker, graphic violence, Halloween, horror, jack-o'-lantern, Lauren Lee Smith, Leslie Bibb, Michael Dougherty, principal, Quinn Lord, R-rated, revenge, Rochelle Aytes, Sam, sex, special bus, spoiler, Trick 'r Tweet, Twilight Zone
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Paranormal Activity (2009): Imagine Demons
Paranormal Activity should be called “Did You Hear That?” because it’s what the characters say to each other and what you’ll be saying to your friends during 90% of the movie. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Amber Armstrong, Ashley Palmer, demon, demonic, Facebook, ghosts, Katie Featherston, language, Mark Friedrichs, Micah Sloat, Oren Peli, Paramount Pictures, Paranormal Activity, psychic, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Scooby-Doo, spoiler
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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends
THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, superhero
Tagged action adventure, action movies, Blade, Blade Trinity, bloodthirsty, boobs, breast, butt, Cascy Beddow, David S. Goyer, Dracula, Gene Colan, Hannibal, horror, Jessica Biel, John Michael Higgins, Kris Kristofferson, language, Marv Wolfman, Marvel Comics, Natasha Lyonne, New Line Cinema, nude, Nudity, Parker Posey, R-rated, Ryan Reynolds, sexual content, vampire, Vampires, violence, Wesley Snipes
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Slumber Party Massacre (2021): Is This Remake Worth Taking for a Spin?
Not to be confused with 1982’s The Slumber Party Massacre, remake/reboot Slumber Party Massacre (2021) pays homage to the first and second movies in this slasher trilogy. Just when you thought the slumbering and massacring was over, Danishka Esterhazy and … Continue reading
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Tagged 1982, 2021, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Alex McGregor, Amy Holden Jones, Danishka Esterhazy, Fanversation, feminism, Frances Sholto-Douglas, Hannah Gonera, horror, Jennifer Steyn, movie, R-rated, Reze-Tiana Wessels, Rita Mae Brown, Rob van Vuuren, Rockabilly Driller Killer, Schelaine Bennett, Slumber Party Massacre, Slumber party massacre ending, Slumber Party Massacre remake, Slumber Party Massacre spoilers, Slumber Pary Massacre review, Suzanne Keilly, The Slumber Party Massacre, violence
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Slumber Party Massacre 3 (1990): It’s a Movie!
Here we go! The third film in The Slumber Party Massacre series! The third movie in a series is always the best- The Godfather Part III, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, The Matrix: Revolutions, X-Men: The Last Stand, I … Continue reading
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Tagged action, Action chick, Action Flick Chick, Brandi Burkett, Brittain Frye, Catherine Cyran, Driller Killer, Hope Marie Carlton, horror, Keely Christian, Lulu Wilson, Maria Claire, Maria Ford, movie, R-rated, Rockadriller Killer, Sally Mattison, Slumber Party Massacre 3, Slumber Party Massacre 3 ending, Slumber Party Massacre 3 spoilers, violence
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Dreaming of a Black Christmas (2019)
How many remakes does it take for a remake to take gold? Black Christmas is still trying to figure that out. There are now three different Black Christmas movies, the original dates back to 1974, the first remake in 2006, … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, chick flick, Christmas, holiday, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 2019, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Aleyse Shannon, April Wolfe, Black Christmas, Black Christmas ending explained, Black Christmas remake, Black Christmas spoilers, Brittany O'Grady, Carey Elwes, horror, Imogen Poots, Lily Donoghue, movie, R-rated, Sophia Takal
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