Category Archives: 5 kabooms

All Request December: Ninja Assassin (2009)

Posted on December 3, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

For the win: What is small, mostly annoying, and completely inappropriate to bring to a showing of Ninja Assassin? If you guessed a small, yappy dog, you’re wrong. Try again. If you guessed a cell phone, you’re wrong and you … Continue reading →

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The Expendables (2010) Trailer: “We’re Dead with an Accent.”

Posted on October 15, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Will it be the ultimate action film? The trailer itself gets five out of five on my action movie scale.
Check out this trailer!

Also: News on Danny Trejo’s involvement and a link to our crew member Marko Head’s interview with Trejo from last year’s Wizard World Texas. Continue reading →

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

Posted on August 9, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

So, these people who have mad skills, are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team. Then they go around and do good and try to save everybody from baddies who want to destroy the world with warheads. Mr. Delicious Beefcake Channing Tatum plays Duke with Marlon Wayans at his side as his loyal best friend Ripcord. Rise of the Cobra did several things right. One of which was having a female good guy (Rachel Nichols), and a female baddie (Sienna Miller). Continue reading →

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Posted on June 26, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

I love Transformers. It’s not a secret, so of course I was extremely excited about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I was as hyped as a Stunticon drunk off of energon. I was like a little kid cracked out on a ton of sugar running around until he runs into a door and knocks himself out. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction | Tagged Alex Kurtzman, Autobots, Bumblebee, Decepticons, Ehren Kruger, John Benjamin Hickey, John Turturro, Josh Duhamel, Julie White, Kevin Dunn, language, Megan Fox, Megatron, Michael Bay, Optimus Prime, Paramount Pictures, Peter Cullen, PG-13, Roberto Orci, science fiction, scifi, sexual material, Shia LaBeouf, Shia Lebeouf, Transformers, Transformers 2, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Tyrese Gibson, violence | 12 Comments

Star Trek (2009) A Fistful of Phaser

Posted on May 13, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Just so you’ll be prepared going into this flick, I’ve comprised a survival guide for the Starfleet crew. It’s not all inclusive, but it’s a start. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, PG-13, science fiction | Tagged Alex Kurtzman, Anton Yelchin, Ben Cross, brief sexual content, Bruce Greenwood, Captain Kirk, Chris Pine, Eric Bana, Final Frontier, Gene Roddenberry, J.J. Abrams, James T. Kirk, John Cho, Karl Urban, Leonard Nimoy, Paramount, PG-13, Phaser, Phasers, Red shirt curse, Roberto Orci, sci-fi action and violence, Simon Pegg, Space, Spock, Star Trek, Time Travel, U.S.S. Enterprise, Winona Ryder, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Zoey Saldana | 11 Comments

Rambo (2008), a.k.a. John Rambo, the fourth one

Posted on September 4, 2008 by Action Flick Chick

Nonstop, realistic, and scary yet awesome are just a few words that describe this movie. I have never in my life seen a movie as real and uncut as this one; and I have seen a lot of action flicks. Continue reading →

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Rambo III

Posted on August 13, 2008 by Action Flick Chick

I have finally figured out, after three Rambo movies, why Richard Crenna is in all of them. He is Rambo’s hype man. Continue reading →

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