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2012 (2009) Spoilers Galore!
I can think of about 2,012 reasons why you shouldn’t watch 2012, but I will spare you the full list for right now. The whole “end of the world will happen in 2012” mostly came about because the Mayan Long Count calendar ends in December of 2012. So is this going to be another Y2K scare or will the Earth really end? Who cares, but in the movie 2012, the earth really gets effed up and a metric butt-ton of people die.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged 2012, action, Amanda Peet, Apocalypse, ark, Beatrice Rosen, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Columbia Pictures, Danny Glover, disaster movie, Dr. Phil, end of the world, explosion, Harald Kloser, Independence Day, intense disaster sequences, John Cusack, language, Mayan, Mayan Long Count calendar, Oliver Platt, PG-13, Roland Emmerich, Serenity, Sony, Spoilers, Thandie Newton, the Operative, Thomas McCarthy, tsunami, visual effects, Woody Harrelson, Y2K, Yellowstone National Park, Zlatko Buric
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Planet Terror (2007): Good Barbecue!
It’s often said that go-go dancers are like flowers, so if you’re gonna put someone named Rose McGowan in a movie about zombies, why not make her a go-go dancer, too? Planet Terror is about a zombie outbreak caused by … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, horror, R-rated
Tagged amputation, amputee, B-movie, Balls, barbeque, barbeque recipe, BBQ, BBQ recipe, bloody violence, boobs, breasts, Bruce Willis, butt, canned tomatoes, Carlos Gallardo, Cathy Baron, Cecilia Conti, Cheech Marin, Chris Rock, Corey Burton, Danny Trejo, Death Proof, Dimension Films, double feature, drug use, Eli Roth, Freddy Rodriguez, giggleberries, gonads, gore, Grindhouse, gun leg, Hung Nguyen, Jeff Fahey, jiggleberries, Josh Brolin, Julio Oscar Mechoso, Leroy Castanon, Machete, machine gun, Marley Shelton, Michael Biehn, Michael Parks, Mother of the Year, Naveen Andrews, Nicky Katt, nude, Nudity, pervasive language, Planet Terror, prosthetic limb, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, Rebel Rodriguez, Rob Zombie, Robert Rodriguez, Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror, Romero, Rose McGowan, Sex Scene, side boob, some sexuality, spoiler, Spy Kids, Stacy Ferguson, stripper, The Weinstein Company, thrillers, Tom Savini, Tommy Nix, trong graphic, wtf, Zoe Bell, zombie, zombies
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Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) – With Wrong Turn 4 Bonus Plot
Boobs within 4 minutes, action within 4 minutes, lots of blood and guts, and all sorts of diabolical traps…now this is my kind of movie! Wrong Turn 3 has all of the aforementioned items plus creative kills, an insane plot, mediocre acting, and a complete lack of common sense amongst all of the characters…what could be more fun?
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Accused at Seventeen, action, Action Flick Chick, beheading, boobs, Borislav lliev, cannibal, cannibal hillbillies, dandruff, Dead Cert, Declan O'Brien, Declan O’Brien, defenestration, double tap, explosion, horror, immortality, interviews, Janet Montgomery, Left for Dead, musicals, Nudity, Rock Monster, Skins, spoiler, Steve Buscemi, superpower, survival horror, Tamer Hassan, The Fugitive, The Rapture, Three Finger, Tom Frederic, Wrong Turn, Wrong Turn 3, Wrong Turn 4, Wrong Turn 5
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The Boondock Saints (1999)
Have you ever wondered what the Green Goblin would look like as a woman? Nope, me either, but The Boondock Saints just throws it in your face like a monkey flinging poo at you. You’re just making cute noises at the monkey and then you’ve got poop in your face. You’re just watching a movie than then you’ve got Willem Defoe in drag kissing a man! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Billy Connolly, Bob Marley, boobs, Boondock Saints, Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, Boston, breasts, Brian Mahoney, Carlo Rota, Catholic, David Della Rocco, David Ferry, detectives, drag, FBI, Franchise Pictures, fraternal twins, Gerard Parkes, God, Green Goblin, Harvey Weinstein, Il Duce, Irish-American, language, Mark Brian Smith, Miramax Films, mob, mobsters, New Line Cinema, Norman Reedus, Nudity, Paramoun Pictures, prayer, R-rated, River Styx, Rocco, Ron Jeremy, rosary, Russian Mafia, Sean Patrick Flanery, sexual content, Special Agent Paul Smecker, spoiler, strong violence, tattoos, transvestite, Troy Duffy, twins, vigilante, vigilantism, Willem Dafoe, Willem Defoe, William Dafoe
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Independence Day (1996): Welcome to Earth!
What better way to celebrate Independence Day than kicking some alien invaders ass and then eating some BBQ while you watch the remains of the ships crash down from the sky. Mmmm, mmmm. I am eating that up!
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, comedy, family
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Adam Baldwin, Aliens, Bill Pullman, Brent Spiner, Dean Devlin, disaster movie, dog, explosion, extraterrestrials, Harry Connick Jr., Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, July 4, Mary McDonnell, PG-13, Randy Quaid, Robert Loggia, Roland Emmerich, stripper, violence, Vivica A. Fox, Viviva A. Fox, White House, Will Smith
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Dance of the Dead (2008) – Wired Like a Crackhead Drinking Red Bull
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Here’s a thought. If some random guy in a graveyard asks you to wheel his wheelbarrow somewhere while he does something else “real quick,” just say no; because, chances are, that wheelbarrow will contain zombified hands and heads. Or…just say yes! Then you have the next month’s worth of practical jokes all lined up! Sounds good! Where’s the nearest graveyard?
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, comedy, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Carissa Capobianco, Chandler Darby, comedy, Compound B, Dance of the Dead, drug, explosion, gore, Gregg Bishop, Greyson Chadwick, head shots, horror, Jared Kusnitz, Joe Ballarini, kill, language, Mark Oliver, R-rated, Randy McDowell, undead, violence, zombie, zombies
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Tremors (1990) Hungry? Eat Some Bacon!
There’s nothing like getting sprayed with someone else’s crap to make you rethink what you’re doing in life! That’s all it took for Val (Kevin Bacon) and Earl (Fred Ward) to finally decide to leave Perfection, Nevada; but it was just “one damn day too late.” Dum Dum Dum. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, comedy, horror, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged action adventure, Brent Maddock, Charlotte Stewart, comedy, Finn Carter, Fred Ward, Graboids, Guns, Kevin Bacon, language, Michael Gross, Natsukashi, PG-13, Reba McEntire, Ron Underwood, S.S. Wilson, science fiction, scifi, Tremors, Universal Pictures, violence
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Back to the Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for V-Day: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2004)
Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.
I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.
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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged bloody violence, Chia Hui Liu, Chicks who don't want flowers, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, gore, Kill Bill, Kill Bill: Volume 1, language, Lucy Liu, Michael Jai White, Michael Madsen, Miramax, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, some sexual content, The Bride, Uma Thurman, Valentine’s Day, Vivica A. Fox
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