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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: Hatchet II (2010)
It’s always exciting when a movie’s title screen is bloody and is accompanied by the sounds of a chainsaw ripping through flesh and people screaming! Hatchet II’s title screen starts off that way, and the rest of the film lives … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Adam Green, Candyman, Chicks who don't want flowers, Danielle Harris, decapitate, gore, Hatchet, Hatchet II, horror, Kane Hodder, kill, Marybeth, Rileah Vanderbilt, Spoilers, Tamara Feldman, The Candyman, Tony Todd, Valentine's Day, Victor Crowley
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is one nerdgasm after another! It’s a video game nerd’s dream come true! This film was adapted from the graphic novel series with the same name written by Bryan Lee O’Malley. Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, video game
Tagged 7 evil exes, action, Action Flick Chick, adventure, Alison Pill, Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza, Ben Lewis, Bill Hader, Brandon Routh, Brie Larson, Chris Evans, Clifton Collins Jr, Comeau, comedy, Crash, Edgar Wright Michael Bacall, Ellen Wong, Emily Kassie, Envy Adams, Erik Knudsen, fantasy, Gideon Gordon Graves, Ingrid Haas, Jason Schwartzman, Johnny Simmons, Julie Powers, Kerr Hewitt, Kieran Culkin, Kim Pine, Knives Chau, Kristina Pesic, Lucas Lee, Mae Whitmn, Mark Webber, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michael Cera, Nelson Franklin, Other Scott, Ramona Flowers, romance, Roxy Richter, Satya Bhabha Matthew Patel, Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim versus the World, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, seven evil exes, Stacey Pilgrim, Stephen Stills, The Other Guys, Thomas Jane, Todd Ingram, Wallace Wells, Winifred Hailey, Young Neil
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Mini Review and Spoiler: The Final Destination (2009) a.k.a. Final Destination 4
Spoiler alert! Don’t read if you somehow care about but don’t know what happens in this film. The Final Destination is stupid! I mean really, really stupid. In fact, I’m a little upset at myself for deciding to watch it … Continue reading
Posted in 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged 3-D, action, Action Flick Chick, Andrew Fiscella, best kill, death, explosion, fate, Nick O'Bannon, Nick Zanno, premonition, ridiculous kill, The Final Destination
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Iron Man 2 (2010)
I went to see Iron Man 2 Friday. And on the way to the theater, my pals and I were discussing what Iron Man does when he’s suited up but he has to go to the bathroom, an issue that … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, PG-13, superhero
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Black Widow, farting missiles, Gwyneth Paltrow, Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke, Natalie Rushman, Nick Fury, Pepper Potts, Robert Downey Jr., Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, spoiler, Tony Stark, War Machine, Whiplash
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Spoiler Free SXSW Review: Kick-Ass (2010)
Hell yes!!!! I am glad to see that someone finally has big enough balls to create a 12 year old female character that curses like a sailor and can kick a grown man’s ass in 2 seconds flat. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, comedy, convention, movie, R-rated, superhero, Uncategorized
Tagged Aaron Johnson, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Adam Bohling, Adam West, Adrian Martinez, after-party, Angus Thongs and Full-Front Snogging, Austin, Batman, bazooka, Big Daddy, Big Joe, cameo, Chloe Moretz, Chris Gore, Christopher Mintz, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Clark Duke, comic, comic book, coming attractions, crimefighters, Damon Macready, Dark Horse Comics, Dave, David Lizewski, Detective Vic Gigante, Evan Peters, external link, film premiere, Frank D'Amico, Frank D’Amico, Hit-Girl, Hitgirl, How I Met Your Mother, interviews, Jane Goldman, Jason Flemyng, John Romita Jr., Katie Deauxma, Kick-Ass, Lyndsy Fonseca, Mark Millar, Mark Strong, Marty, Matthew Vaughn, McLovin, Michael Rispoli, Mike, Mindy Macready, movie premiere, Nic Cage, Nicholas Cage, Nick Cage, Nicolas Cage, Omari Hardwick, R-rated, Red Mist, schmoozing, Sex Drive, South By Southwest, Spider-Man, spoiler, spoiler free, super-hero, Superbad, superhero, SXSW, Tamer Hassan, Ted Mosby, The Amazing Spider-Man, Top Cow, Top Cow Productions, tribute, Xander Berkeley, Yancy Butler
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The Matrix (1999)
Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) is being inducted into the “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day” club for her sheer, mind-blowing awesomeness. The Matrix opens with Trinity kicking a ton of cop ass and then escaping from Agent Smith. That’s … Continue reading
Posted in 3 kabooms, action, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged Agent Smith, Andy Wachowski, Badass chicks, Carrie-Anne Moss, Chicks who don't want flowers, Computer generated reality that enslaves us, Hugo Weaving, Joe Pantoliano, Keanu Reeves, language, Larry Wachowski, Laurence Fishburne, Morpheus, Neo, sci-fi, science fiction, The Matrix, Trinity, violence, virtual reality, VR, Warner Bros. Pictures
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Sherlock Holmes (2009) with Incapacitation Lessons
Just imagine you are surrounded by the enemy, and they have no idea you’re there. You’ve picked out your first target, but now you have to take him out without alerting the others to your presence. It has to be … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, Christmas, comedy, movie, PG-13
Tagged 221-B Baker Street, A Scandal in Bohemia, action, Anthony Peckham, Arthur Conan Doyle, bad girl, Baker Street, boxing, bulldog, chemical weapon, comedy, con artist, double tap, Dr. John Watson, Dr. Watson, Eddie Marsan, gambling, Geraldine James, Gladstone, good girl, Guy Richie, Guy Ritchie, hanging, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Fox, Jude Law, Kelly Reilly, Lionel Wigram, London, Lord Blackwood, Mark Strong, Mary Morstan, Michael Johnson, Michael Robert Johnson, Moriarty, Mrs. Hudson, PG-13, Professor Moriarty, Rachel McAdams, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Maillet, Sherlock Holmes, Simon Kinberg, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, spoiler, Spoilers, steampunk, swindler, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, thief, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures, William Hope
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The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)
BDSII starts with the killing of a priest. This causes the MacManus brothers (Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus) to come out of hiding to take care of some baddie business. Along the way, they pick up a new sidekick, Romeo (Clifton Collins, Jr). The new FBI agent in charge of the MacManus crime scenes, is the gorgeous, smart, Special Agent Eunice Bloom (Julie Benz). Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, comedy, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, All Saints Day, Apparition, Assassin, Billy Connolly, bloody violence, Bob Marley, Boondock Saints, Boston, Brian Mahoney, Catholic, Clifton Collins, Clifton Collins Jr, Crime, Daniel DeSanto, David Della Rocco, David Ferry, dorsal nudity, Eunice Bloom, FBI, fraternal twins, Gerard Parkes, Hoag Maximum Security Prison, Ireland, Irish-American, Italin, Judd Nelson, Julie Benz, language, MacManus brothers, Massachusetts, McManus brothers, Mexican, mob, Norman Reedus, nude, Nudity, Peter Fonda, prison, Prudential Tower, R-rated, revenge, Robert Cochrane Marley Jr., Rocco, Romeo, Saints, Sean Patrick Flanery, sequel, Special Agent Eunice Bloom, Special Agent Paul Smecker, spoiler, Stage 6 Films, tattoos, The Boondock Saints, The Boondock Saints 2, The Boondock Saints II, trailer, Troy Duffy, vigilante, vigilantism, Willem Dafoe, William Dafoe, YouTube
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