Category Archives: 0.5 kabooms

Troll 2 (1990): More Reasons Not to Eat Green Eggs and Ham

Posted on January 13, 2024 by Action Flick Chick

Dr. Seuss has been trying to convince people to eat green eggs and ham since 1960!
Decades later, I’m on a mission to undo all of his hard work because I know the terrible truth… Continue reading →

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Home Alone (1990)

Posted on December 23, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

It is fun to just go back to your childhood sometimes where every older sibling is a mortal enemy and a hero, and where you have at least one neighbor who is the friendly neighborhood sidewalk salter and for sure the friendly neighborhood mass murderer. Good times. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, Christmas, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated | Tagged Christmas, Daniel Stern, Home Alone, Joe Pesci, Macauly Culkin | 2 Comments

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977) Review: This Movie Can Eat My Ass

Posted on October 7, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Have you often wondered what would happen if your bed became possessed by a demon and started eating people? Who hasn’t! For years I’ve spent many a sleepless night haunted by this unanswered question. That is until I saw Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, movie, twitter | Tagged Action Flick Chick, Death bed, Death Bed: The Bed that Eats, Demene Hall, George Barry, Julie Ritter, Pepto Bismol, William Russ | 5 Comments

Fit to Kill (1993) Review: Not Fit to Watch

Posted on August 12, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

I thought I had a great idea when I decided to watch another Triple B Collection movie by Andy Sidaris. It turns out I was horribly wrong. Hard Ticket to Hawaii was so awesomely awful that I thought maybe Fit to Kill would follow in its steps, but I was wrong wrong wrong wrong. Continue reading →

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Pale Rider (1985) with old timey manspeak translations

Posted on July 22, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

“3 hots and a cot is the least I owe you.”

Pale Rider (1985), starring Clint Eastwood, comes chock full of old-timey sayings like the one above. The old-timey manspeak is so thick, in fact, you might want to bring a dictionary, or settle in and be ready for the ear puzzle of trying to translate what the hell these old-timey prospectors and gunslingers are talking about. Continue reading →

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Fight of Fury (2020): All Right, All Right, All Right

Posted on April 8, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Like The Room and Fateful Findings, Fight of Fury boasts a quadruple-threat creative force with writer/director/producer/star Shuny Bee, and this film is about as intentionally successful as The Room and Fateful Findings before it. All right!

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Review: Devil’s Due- Due Not See This Movie

Posted on January 20, 2014 by Action Flick Chick

Being pregnant seems like it sucks… doubly so if your baby is the antichrist. With Devil’s Due, we have another “horror” film using a mixture of hand held footage and stationary surveillance footage so that at least the film doesn’t make you … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, horror, movie | Tagged Action Flick Chick, Devil's Due, horror, movie | 2 Comments

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2011) – Dead on Arrival?

Posted on May 2, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

I would like to clarify something: Dylan Dog: Dead of Night sucks as an action film! Don’t get confused by its label of ‘action comedy horror’ film, because it ain’t action, and it’s not all that much of a comedy … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, comedy, horror, Independent, movie, PG-13 | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Anita Briem, Brandon Routh, comedy, Dylan Dog, Dylan Dog: Dead of Night, horror, Sam Huntington | 6 Comments