Category Archives: 0.5 kabooms

ThanksKilling (2009): Just add alcohol!

Posted on November 25, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

If ThanksKilling doesn’t make you say “WTF?” at least 10 times, I don’t know what will. I’m just going to come out and say it: Thankskilling is bad, bad, bad. How bad was it? It was so bad that I … Continue reading →

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Paranormal Activity 2 (2010): Did You See That?

Posted on October 25, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

LOUD NOISE! Did I scare you? Hmm, it’s a little harder to scare someone with loud noises when it’s in writing. Thankfully, Paranormal Activity 2 (PA2) is a film that utilizes actual audible noises to make you jump out of … Continue reading →

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Let Me In vs. Let the Right One In

Posted on October 4, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Let the Right One In (2008) vs. Let Me In (2010) Neither one of these films has increased my trust of children. In fact, they’ve just reinforced my suspicions that children are evil and now I’m going to be running … Continue reading →

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Mini Review: Edges of Darkness (2009)

Posted on March 7, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Edges of Darkness is a zombie horror film with hardly any zombies in it. This is a tale of three different stories that take place during a zombie apocalypse. Now, based on that, you might be thinking that the film … Continue reading →

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Carrie (1976)

Posted on February 20, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Another chick who doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day is Carrie White. This telekinetic young girl will protect herself and exact revenge on anyone who messes with her. Well, she might actually want some flowers and a maybe a kind … Continue reading →

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National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)

Posted on December 25, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Lots of people have that special film that they watch every year around the holiday season. For some it’s A Miracle on 34th Street, It’s a Wonderful life, or Silent Night Deadly Night 2. I’m sure those are all fine … Continue reading →

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All Request December: White Christmas (1954) vs. Black Christmas (1974)

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Christmas time is upon us and I have lined up a very special holiday match up for everyone. In the red corner we’ve got the more experienced fighter, the classic Christmas film film, White Christma!. In the blue corner we’ve got the Beast from the East, the Italian Stallion, the one, the only, Black Christmas! Continue reading →

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Hercules in New York (1970)

Posted on September 9, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Now that I started off with one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movies (Predator), I’m going to review one of his worst movies. And I say “one of” because I haven’t see every single movie that Arnold has done. I know, I know, it’s terrible and I’m working as fast as I can to fix that problem. Can I still be in the cool kids club even though I haven’t seen all of Arnold’s films? Continue reading →

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