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12 Rounds (2009): Such a Bromantic Action Movie
12 Rounds is exactly what it seems. It’s an action movie where the plot matters minimally and the action happens maximally. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged 12 Rounds, action, Aidan Gillen, Ashley Scott, Brian White, Daniel Kunka, Gonzalo Menendez, John Cena, New Orleans, PG-13, Renny Harlin, Steve Harris, The Marine, violence
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Crank (2006): Including the Manliest Kill Ever!?
Crank is a very exciting, very, very, non-realistic, out of this world crazy movie, and it is tons of fun to watch. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Adrenaline, Amy Smart, boobs, breast, Brian Taylor, Carlos Sanz, drug use, Drugs, Dwight Yoakam, Edi Gathegi, Efren Ramirez, Jason Statham, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Lakeshore Entertainment, Mark Neveldine, Nudity, Partial Nudity, pervasive language, R-rated, Reno Wilson, Sex Scene, sexuality, suspense, thrill, violence
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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Kiss Me Charly One More Time
Merry Christmas, kids! Your mom is a trained assassin and can snap a guy’s neck with one hand while baking a pie with the other. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Assassin, bloody violence, Brian Cox, Christmas, Craig Bierko, Crime, David Morse, Forge, Geena Davis, mild female nudity, mystery, Patrick Malahide, R-rated, Renny Harlin, Samuel L. Jackson, Shane Black, strong language, The Long Kiss Goodnight, thriller, Tom Amandes
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Gunpowder Milkshake (2021): This Milkshake Brings All the Endangered Children to the Yard
Why do so many badass action ladies get saddled with a kid to take care of? Let’s discuss.
Ebony, Ivory, & Jade (1976): ’70s Action-sploitation, Now with Less Exploitation!
Machete Maidens Unleashed!, a truly awesome documentary on the wild exploitation films made in the Philippines, highlighted the film Ebony, Ivory, & Jade. So, of course I had to watch it.
The One (2001): Jet Li in the Multiverse of Mediocrity
Way before everyone and their gramma and their alt-universe gramma were doing multiverse movies, Jet Li co-starred alongside himself in The One. As it turns out, the only person who could really challenge Jet Li… is Jet Li.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Carla Gugino, Delroy Lindo, Evil twin, explosion, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Multiverse, parallel universe, The One, Time Travel
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Fight of Fury (2020): All Right, All Right, All Right
Like The Room and Fateful Findings, Fight of Fury boasts a quadruple-threat creative force with writer/director/producer/star Shuny Bee, and this film is about as intentionally successful as The Room and Fateful Findings before it. All right!
Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends
THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, superhero
Tagged action adventure, action movies, Blade, Blade Trinity, bloodthirsty, boobs, breast, butt, Cascy Beddow, David S. Goyer, Dracula, Gene Colan, Hannibal, horror, Jessica Biel, John Michael Higgins, Kris Kristofferson, language, Marv Wolfman, Marvel Comics, Natasha Lyonne, New Line Cinema, nude, Nudity, Parker Posey, R-rated, Ryan Reynolds, sexual content, vampire, Vampires, violence, Wesley Snipes
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