Category Archives: Valentine’s Day

Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!

After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, sometimes horrible, films, and by golly, I just can’t get enough. Continue reading

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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: 3rd Rock from the Sun

3rd Rock from the Sun is an excellent television series that explores how a group of aliens adapt to being a human family. There are four aliens that make up the Solomon family: Dick (John Lithgow), Harry (French Stewart), Sally … Continue reading

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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: Hatchet II (2010)

It’s always exciting when a movie’s title screen is bloody and is accompanied by the sounds of a chainsaw ripping through flesh and people screaming! Hatchet II’s title screen starts off that way, and the rest of the film lives … Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: Your Highness!

Natalie Portman is playing one tough warrior princess in Your Highness, which also stars  James Franco and Danny McBride. Prince Fabious (Franco) goes on a mission to rescue his bride (Zooey Deschanel) who has been kidnapped. He is accompanied by … Continue reading

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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

If you want to see a true blue kick-ass chick, then Buffy would be the perfect choice! Buffy stars in a film, tv series, and now a comic book series along with a motion comic. People just can’t get enough … Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: Sucker Punch!

Ladies and gents make sure you bring a bag with you into the theater because everyone is going to need something to hide their boners after Sucker Punch! It is all about the girls in this film, and I am … Continue reading

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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: D.E.B.S. (2004)

D.E.B.S. is full to the brim of women that don’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day! This is the plot description for D.E.B.S. as found on Netflix: Encrypted within the SAT is a secret test that measures a girl’s potential for … Continue reading

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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day!

Another year has passed, and February is upon us again…which means Valentine’s Day will soon be here, and the television is being bombarded with commercials about buying your special lady flowers, jewelry, and candy. While all that crap is a … Continue reading

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