Inception (2010): Prepare to Have Your Mindhole Blown

Action Flick Chick | July 21, 2010

Prepare to have your mindhole blown with the summer blockbuster Inception!!!! This is an amazing film that combines action, a new storyline, intricate plot, and awesome special effects. That’s it in a nutshell, folks.

Okay, so I was a little bored the first hour because there was a lot of talking and planning and little action. [...]

Mini Review: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010)

Action Flick Chick | July 19, 2010

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice starts off making Balthazar (Nicholas Cage) look like a creepy pedophile. Good job guys! Don’t worry folks, this is not that kind of movie, and Balthazar mostly shakes off the creepy vibe pretty quickly.

Balthazar is a really old sorcerer who has spent many years looking for “the one.” Only this time he [...]

Predators (2010)

Action Flick Chick | July 18, 2010

Predators is one spine-rippingly fun movie! Eight people are dropped from airplanes onto a foreign planet. None of them remember anything about how they got there but realize that the one thing most of them have in common is their expertise in killing. They band together to hunt for the truth, only to find that [...]

The Last Airbender (2010): And the best thing about it was…

Action Flick Chick | July 6, 2010

Hell yeah! I am super happy that I went to see The Last Airbender because I got to see a life size, pop up poster ad for The Expendables! There were at least 7 of those beautiful, ass-kicking men there right in front of me to ogle. I even reached up and hugged Stallone. I [...]

Happy 4th of July- Rambo Rampage

Action Flick Chick | July 4, 2010

What better way to celebrate the 4th of July than to watch Rambo freakin’ wreck some stuff! Enjoy your freedom!
Rambo 1-3 Kill collection!

Rambo 3 Explosion Montage!

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!

Bitch Slap (2009)

Action Flick Chick | June 21, 2010

Never has a title been as accurate as this one! Bitch Slap is filled with three bitches slapping, punching, and making out. Sounds exciting right? Well, I think surprising might be a more befitting way for me to describe it, as it definitely caught me off guard with how sexual and over-the-top it is.

Bitch Slap [...]

The A-Team (2010) – Because Overkill Is Underrated

Action Flick Chick | June 19, 2010

Let’s just get to the point: The A-Team was a great summer action film- it was hilarious and action packed. I haven’t watched the original television series, so I wasn’t sitting there comparing it to the original characters and storyline. I went in with an open mind and loved the film. It is a far [...]

Mortal Kombat: Rebirth Teaser

Action Flick Chick | June 16, 2010

Kevin Tancharoen set out to do a personal project and ended up with a great Mortal Kombat (MK) short film. Warner Bros. has been looking into rebooting the Mortal Kombat franchise and this just might be the thing that makes that happen. Tancharoen created this in order to present it to Warner Bros. as an [...]

Mini Review and Spoiler: The Final Destination (2009) a.k.a. Final Destination 4

Action Flick Chick | June 8, 2010

Spoiler alert! Don’t read if you somehow care about but don’t know what happens in this film.

The Final Destination is stupid! I mean really, really stupid. In fact, I’m a little upset at myself for deciding to watch it even though I had been warned not to. Yes, it is full of action, but it’s [...]

Documentary: Best Worst Movie (2009)

Action Flick Chick | June 7, 2010

Do you remember that awful movie Troll 2? The movie that’s so epically awful that it’s also hilarious and awesome!?! I would have to say that Troll 2 is my favorite best worst movie right now, and I have seen a lot of bad movies. There’s just never a dull moment in that film and [...]

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Action Flick Chick | June 1, 2010

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I’d take back those words that have hurt you
and you’d stay.
Well Cher, now you can turn back time thanks to the Prince of Persia and the Dagger of Time! Yay! Turning back time so that you didn’t say that stupid comment about your girlfriend’s mom’s [...]

Screen Team Show – Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)

Action Flick Chick | May 30, 2010

Film: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
Directed by: Mike Newell. Written by: Doug Miro, Carlo Bernard. Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Kingsley, Gemma Arterton, Alfred Molina, Toby Kebbell.

MacGruber (2010): A Veritable Butt-nanza

Action Flick Chick | May 26, 2010

MACGRUBER!!!! Yeah!!! Wait, hold your horses, people. I wouldn’t get too excited about this film just yet. Unless you’re the kind of person who really wants to see Will Forte’s butt over and over and over again, then I guess you can break out the party hats, because this film is a veritable butt-nanza.
Who is [...]

Coming Attraction: Jonah Hex (2010)

Action Flick Chick | May 16, 2010

Jonah Hex is based on a DC comic book character of the same name. Jonah is on the run from his past and from the law until the military make a deal with him. If Jonah manages to stop terrorist Quentin Turnbull, then all the warrants on Jonah will disappear. As luck would have it, [...]