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Scream 4 (2011) Spoilers Galore!
…vealed that there are TWO killers, and her sweet little Nancy Drew cousin, Jill, is in fact one of the killers! Jill wants to be famous like Sidney, so she set all of this up to look like her ex-boyfriend, Trevor (Nico Torterella), is the actual killer and she is the sole survivor. Trevor cheated on Jill in the past so she shot him in the dick before blowing his brains out. (Be careful who you cheat on! They might just get revenge.) Jill then stab… Continue reading
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Tagged Action Flick Chick, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Emma Roberts, Gale Weathers-Riley, Ghostface, Hayden Panettiere, Jill Roberts, Nancy Drew, Neve Campbell, Nico Torterella, Rory Culkin, Scream, Scream 4, Sheriff Dewey Riley, Sidney Prescott, spoiler, spoilers galore, trilogy, Woodsboro
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My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)
…ople hackin’ each other up. Perfect! I know that’s what I like to do on my Valentine’s Day. I went into My Bloody Valentine with very low expectations, but it was a slasher flick in 3D so I thought it had to be somewhat interesting, not like a 3D love story where you would only get tongues and spit coming at you from the sloppy frenching. This movie met my expectations and then some. It followed the slasher movie formula to a T with the ridiculous… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 3.5 kabooms, holiday, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 3-D nudity, 3D, Betsey Rue, boobs, breasts, chimichanga, dorsal nudity, Edi Gathegi, frontal nudity, holiday, Jamie King, Jensen Ackles Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Kevin Tighe, Megan Boone, Miner, My Bloody Valentine, nude, Nudity, Patrick Lussier, Sex Scene, slasher, Tom Atkins, Valentine's Day, Zane Smith
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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day!
…iens Resident Evil And, this wasn’t part of the original series but Cynthia Rothrock in Rage and Honor kicks some major butt. She earned herself an honorable mention, because she definitely wouldn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day. So stay tuned to see which ladies will be featured this year in “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day!” This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!… Continue reading
Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day!
Another year has passed, and February is upon us again…which means Valentine’s Day will soon be here, and the television is being bombarded with commercials about buying your special lady flowers, jewelry, and candy. While all that crap is a nice gesture, not every lady is into that so you’d better do your research. Here’s a look at the past few years kick ass ladies! Recap of 2009 Catwoman Carrie Ultraviolet Stay tuned for which ladies will be i… Continue reading
New Series: Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day
…AND NOW! THE SPECIAL EVENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE ACTION FLICK CHICK’S NEW SERIES “CHICKS WHO DON’T WANT FLOWERS FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!” To celebrate this repugnant holiday, I’m gonna review movies about chicks who kick so much ass, they don’t even need guys at all. First comes Lara Croft: Tomb Raider…. Continue reading
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Best of Action Flick Chick, Part 1: The Reviews
…can’t celebrate my love for myself on more than one day. Anyway, My Bloody Valentine 3D is the perfect movie to take your shy, squeamish boy, or girl to see on Valentine’s Day. It’s packed full of messed up relationships and people hackin’ each other up. Perfect! I know that’s what I like to do on my Valentine’s Day. Movie Match: Demolition Man vs. She’s the Man I want to know who the real man is. Is it the Demolition man, or is it A-Man-da Bynes?… Continue reading
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Tagged action, Alyssa Milano, Amanda Bynes, Anastasia Cisarovna, Angelina Jolie, Archives, arms dealer, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold Vosloo, Baron de Cobray, Baroness, Baroness Anastasia Cisarovna, Benjamin Bratt, Bookdock Saints II: All Saints Day, Boondock Saints, Byung-hun Lee, Channing Tatum, Christopher Eccleston, Cobra, Cobra Commander, Cobra Organization, Commando, Cover Girl, Demolition Man, Dennis Quaid, Die Hard, Dr. Mindbender, Duke, explosion, fanboys, Feast, G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, General Hawk, GI Joe PSAs, Hard Master, Hasbro, humor, Independence Day, Jack Black, John Connor, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Jonathan Pryce, Joseph Gordon-Levit, Kevin Bacon, Kindergarten Cop, Leonard Nimoy, Marlon Wayans, Mountain Dew, Partial Nudity, Project Greenlight, public service announcements, Rachel Nichols, Rambo, Ray Park, Ripcord, Rise of the Cobra, Sandra Bullock, sci-fi, science fiction, She's the Man, Sienna Miller, Snake Eyes, Star Trek, Storm Shadow, Sylvester Stallone, T2, Terminator 2: Judgment, terrorists, The Baroness, The Rise of Cobra, top hits, Transformers 2, Tremors, Wanted, Wesley Snipes, Will Smith, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Zartan
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
…en at an elementary school, with the zombie dogs sniffing around for them. Jill turns on all the gas stoves, and she and the kid make a run for it. When they burst through the doors, Jill lights her last match and throws it back into the kitchen; however, the match goes out before igniting the gas. Enter: Alice. She throws in a lighter right when the dogs are about to pounce. Alice wraps a fire blanket around her and the kid in order to survive th… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, science fiction, video game
Tagged action, Alexander Witt, Alice, Apocalypse, boobs, breast, head shots, horror, horror movies, Jared Harris, language, Mike Epps, Milla Jovovich, nemeses, Nemesis, nipples, nude, Nudity, Oded Fehr, Paul W.S. Anderson, R-rated, Razaaq Adoti, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, S.T.A.R.S., sci-fi, science fiction, Sienna Guillory, Sony Pictures, Sophie Vavasseur, suspense, Thomas Kretschmann, thriller, Umbrella Corporation, undead, violence, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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