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Let Me In vs. Let the Right One In
Let the Right One In (2008) vs. Let Me In (2010) Neither one of these films has increased my trust of children. In fact, they’ve just reinforced my suspicions that children are evil and now I’m going to be running … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, horror
Tagged American, blood, bullies, Bully, cats, Chloe Moretz, cross, death, fangs, foreign film, Hit-Girl, horror, housecat, Kare Hedebrandt, kids, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Let Me In, Let the Right One In, Lina Leandersson, murder, remake, stake, suspense, Swedish, undead, vagina, vampire, Vampire romance, Vampires, violence
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Bitch Slap (2009)
Never has a title been as accurate as this one! Bitch Slap is filled with three bitches slapping, punching, and making out. Sounds exciting right? Well, I think surprising might be a more befitting way for me to describe it, … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, America Olivo, bisexual, Bitch Slap, bitches, Black Ice, boobs, breasts, Camero, cat fights, catty, cleavage, Debbie Lee Carringto, Dennis Keiffer, Eric Gruendemann, Erin Cummings, exploitation, explosion, female exploitation, girl fight, harem, Hel, hell, homage, Hot Pocket, Hot Wire, Julia Voth, Kevin Sorbo, Kinki, Lady Liberty, lesbian, lez, Lucy Lawless, Mark Lutz, Michael Hurst, Minae Noji, Mother Superior, naked, nude, Nudity, porno, R-rated, Rawhide, Renee O'Connor, Rick Jacobson, Robert Tapert, Rocket Llama, Ron Melendez, Scott Hanley, sex, Sex Scene, sexploitation, Sister Batril, slob my knob, tongue in cheek, Trixie, vagina, vixen, William Gregory Lee, Zoe Bell
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Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half
Round 1: The Opening Sequence! Kindergarten Cop (KC) opens with the scruffy John Kimble (Arnold), a tough police detective, following the baddie, Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), around a mall. A few minutes later he is busting up into a ritzy salon pointing a gun in Crisp’s face while the shmuck is trying to get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 1.5 kabooms, action, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated, Versus
Tagged Arne Olsen, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, brain, Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds mustache, Carroll Baker, comedy, Cop and a Half, Devon, Dion DiMucci, Henry Winkler, Herschel Weingrod, Imagine Films Entertainment, Ivan Reitman, John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop, language, Linda Hunt, Murray Salem, Norman D. Golden II, Pamela Reed, Penelope Ann Miller, PG, PG-13, police, Predator, Ray Sharkey, Richard Tyson, Ruby Dee, The Wanderer, Timothy Harris, tumor, Twinkies, Universal Pictures, vagina, Vinnie, violence, Zombieland
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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987)
Man! I love Predator. I love everything about it. It has a lot of action and it’s well paced, brutal and pulse poundingly suspenseful! You just know at the very beginning that everyone is going to get their balls chopped off, metaphorically speaking.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, explosion, gore, Jesse Ventura, Jim Thomas, John McTiernan, John Thomas, Kevin Peter Hall, language, Predator, R-rated, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, science fiction, Sonny Landham, vagina, violence
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Watchmen (2009)
Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina! Have you had that talk with your kids yet? Well, now you don’t have to. Take them to see Watchmen and avoid that awkward conversation. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, movie, R-rated, science fiction, superhero
Tagged Adrian Veidt, Alan Moore, Alex Tse, alternate history, Billy Crudup, boobs, breasts, Carla Gugino, Charlton Comics, Dave Gibbons, David Hayter, DC Comics, Doctor Manhatten, Dr. Manhatten, Earth-4, female nudity, Jackie Earl Haley, Jackie Earle Hailey, Jackie Earle Haley, Jacky Earle Haley, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, John Higgins, Lauri Jupiter, male nudity, Malin Akerman, Matt Frewer, Matthew Goode, Moloch, Moloch the Mystic, Night Owl, Nite Owl, Nite Owl II, nude, Nudity, Ozymandius, Pat Buchanan, Patrick Wilson, penis, R-rated, Rorschach, Sally Jupiter, sci-fi, science fiction, Sex Scene, Silk Specter, Silk Spectre, Silk Spectre II, Solid Snake, spoiler, Stephen McHattie, superhero, superhero sex, superhero team, superheroes, Tales of the Black Freighter, The Comedian, vagina, Vietnam War, vigilante, Walter Kovacs, Watchmen, Watchmen: The IMAX Experience, Zack Snyder
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Resident Evil (2002)
You think she’s innocent. You think she’s helpless at first, and then she goes and breaks a zombie’s neck with her bare hands. Continue reading
Posted in 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, science fiction, video game
Tagged Apocalypse, boobs, breast, Colin Salmon, Eric Mabius, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, head shots, Heike Makatsch, James Purefoy, Joseph May, language, Marisol Nichols, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, nipple, nude, Nudity, Paul Anderson, Paul W.S. Anderson, pubic hair, R-rated, Resident Evil, sexuality, Sony Pictures, undead, vagina, Valentine’s Day, video games, violence, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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