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Spoiler: Green Zone (2010)
WARNING! This is a spoiler of what happens in Green Zone. I haven’t seen this film, I’m just reporting the info I have gathered. Continue reading
The Wolfman (2010): Speak, Wolfman, Speak
Manspeak! Whoo hooo, I love it! The Wolfman gave us another great example of the kind of manly conversations we saw in Pale Rider. Toward the beginning of the film, Lawrence’s (Benicio Del Toro) father (Anthony Hopkins) saves him from … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, horror
Tagged Andrew Kevin Walker, Anthony Hopkins, Art Malik, Benicio Del Toro, Benicio Del Toro Anthony Hopkins Emily Blunt Hugo Weaving Art Malik, bloody, bloody horror, David Self, Emily Blunt, gore, horror, Hugo Weaving, Joe Johnston, Larry Talbot, Lawrence Talbot, Lon Chaney Jr., manspeak, R-rated, The Wolfman, Tony Hopkins, Universal Monsters, Universal Pictures, violence, werecow, werecows, Werewolf, Wolf man, Wolfman, Wolfman remake
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Spoiler: The Wolfman (2010)
For all of you who like to see what happens before you decide if you want to see it, here is the spoiler for The Wolfman. A movie about a wolfman slicing people up? Of course I had to see … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Andrew Kevin Walker, Anthony Hopkins, Art Malik, Benicio Del Toro, Benicio Del Toro Anthony Hopkins Emily Blunt Hugo Weaving Art Malik, bloody, bloody horror, Cristina Contes, David Self, Emily Blunt, gore, horror, Hugo Weaving, Joe Johnston, Larry Talbot, Lawrence Talbot, Lon Chaney Jr., manspeak, R-rated, Simon Merrells, Talbots, The Wolfman, Tony Hopkins, Universal Monsters, Universal Pictures, violence, werecow, werecows, Werewolf, Wolf man, Wolfman, Wolfman remake
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Movie Chicks on Horror Flicks: The Wolfman Remake (2010)
Site: Action Flick Chick Post: The Wolfman (2010): Speak, Wolfman Speak by Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill: “The plot of The Wolfman is very simple and has been done several times before. There’s a Wolfman on the loose terrorizing the … Continue reading
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Tagged Andrew Kevin Walker, Andrew Kevin Walker David Self, Anthony Hopkins, Art Malik, Benicio Del Toro, Benicio Del Toro Anthony Hopkins Emily Blunt Hugo Weaving Art Malik, bloody, bloody horror, David Self, Emily Blunt, gore, horror, Hugo Weaving, Joe Johnston, Larry Talbot, Lawrence Talbot, Lon Chaney Jr., manspeak, R-rated, The Wolfman, Tony Hopkins, Universal Monsters, Universal Pictures, violence, werecow, werecows, Werewolf, Wolf man, Wolfman, Wolfman remake
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Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half
Round 1: The Opening Sequence! Kindergarten Cop (KC) opens with the scruffy John Kimble (Arnold), a tough police detective, following the baddie, Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), around a mall. A few minutes later he is busting up into a ritzy salon pointing a gun in Crisp’s face while the shmuck is trying to get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 1.5 kabooms, action, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated, Versus
Tagged Arne Olsen, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, brain, Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds mustache, Carroll Baker, comedy, Cop and a Half, Devon, Dion DiMucci, Henry Winkler, Herschel Weingrod, Imagine Films Entertainment, Ivan Reitman, John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop, language, Linda Hunt, Murray Salem, Norman D. Golden II, Pamela Reed, Penelope Ann Miller, PG, PG-13, police, Predator, Ray Sharkey, Richard Tyson, Ruby Dee, The Wanderer, Timothy Harris, tumor, Twinkies, Universal Pictures, vagina, Vinnie, violence, Zombieland
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Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, barbarian, Ben Davidson, boobs, breasts, Conan, Conan the Barbarian, Crom, Dino De Laurentiis, graphic sexual content, Hercules in New York, horses, James Earl Jones, John Milius, Max Von Sydow, Nudity, Oliver Stone, orgy, R-rated, Robert E. Howard, Sandahl Bergman, Sex Scene, sex scenes, swordplay, Universal Pictures
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Tremors (1990) Hungry? Eat Some Bacon!
There’s nothing like getting sprayed with someone else’s crap to make you rethink what you’re doing in life! That’s all it took for Val (Kevin Bacon) and Earl (Fred Ward) to finally decide to leave Perfection, Nevada; but it was just “one damn day too late.” Dum Dum Dum. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, comedy, horror, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged action adventure, Brent Maddock, Charlotte Stewart, comedy, Finn Carter, Fred Ward, Graboids, Guns, Kevin Bacon, language, Michael Gross, Natsukashi, PG-13, Reba McEntire, Ron Underwood, S.S. Wilson, science fiction, scifi, Tremors, Universal Pictures, violence
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Death Race (2008)
Holy Crap! Jason Statham is in excellent shape. Anyone who appreciates a finely tuned body, boys and girls alike, should see Statham in Death Race. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged Blue Shell, Charles B. Griffith, Death Race, Ian McShane, Ib Melchior, Jason Clarke, Jason Statham, Joan Allen, language, Natalie Martinez, Paul W.S. Anderson, R-rated, Robert Thom, spoiler, Tyrese Gibson, Universal Pictures, violence
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