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AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!
The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading
Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!
The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading
Coming Attraction: Total Recall (2012)
Get your ass to Mars? Not in the new Total Recall, starring Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, and Colin Farrell’s eyebrows. This new Total Recall is apparently Ahnold free and Mars free, choosing instead to take a more cerebral reinterpretation of … Continue reading
Best Romantic Action Movie?
Philip Guest (@MediaTwin) asked what my “favourite romantic/action movie” was. My pick: @actionchick: Crank: High Voltage (a.k.a. Crank 2) @actionchick then solicited your thoughts on the matter. As usual, a wide variety of answers emerged, including some that are not … Continue reading
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Total Recall (1990)
I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged adventure, Anne Lockhart, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Benny, boobs, breasts, Dan O'Bannon, explosion, graphic bloody violence, Jon Povill, kill, language, Mars, Marshall Bell, Mel Johnson Jr, memory, Michael Champion, Michael Ironside, movie, Nudity, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K. Dick, pseudomemory, Quaid, R-rated, Rachel Ticotin, Robert Picardo, Ronald Shusett, Ronny Cox, science fiction, scifi, Sharon Stone, spoiler, strong sexuality, Total Recall, Triple Nipple Girl, tripled-breasted, Tristar Pictures, violence, virtual reality, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
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