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AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!

The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading

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Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!

The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: Total Recall (2012)

Get your ass to Mars? Not in the new Total Recall, starring Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, and Colin Farrell’s eyebrows. This new Total Recall is apparently Ahnold free and Mars free, choosing instead to take a more cerebral reinterpretation of … Continue reading

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer ReBOOt: Your Reactions

Left to right: Kristy Swanson (movie Buffy), Sarah Michelle Gellar (TV Buffy), and...the next Buffy Summers?

Warners Bros. has decided to reboot Buffy the Vampire Slayer with a new motion picture scripted by an unknown writer with no involvement by Joss Whedon. I’ve made my views clear: NOOoooOOOooOOOooOO! BOO on the reboot! But what do others of … Continue reading

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Best Romantic Action Movie?

Philip Guest (@MediaTwin) asked what my “favourite romantic/action movie” was. My pick: @actionchick: Crank: High Voltage (a.k.a. Crank 2) @actionchick then solicited your thoughts on the matter. As usual, a wide variety of answers emerged, including some that are not … Continue reading

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The Truth About Arnold!

This is the end of Arnold Fest 2009! One more clip that explains the secret behind what makes Arnold so good.

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Total Recall (1990)

I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.

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