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Road House (1989): Skinny Dipping and Throat Ripping

When I heard about the Road House remake hitting the small screens, I was inspired to revisit the original cult classic to see how it strikes me now, decades after I first saw it. And, on rewatching it, what was the first thing I was struck by? Patrick Swayze’s buns. Continue reading

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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Kiss Me Charly One More Time

Merry Christmas, kids! Your mom is a trained assassin and can snap a guy’s neck with one hand while baking a pie with the other. Continue reading

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Mini Review of 1968: Tunnel Rats (2008)

Tunnel Rats is a very surprising movie. It’s like opening your door to a naked guy selling clothes. You’re just so surprised you don’t know what to do except buy some. Tunnel Rats is set during the Vietnam War and focuses on soldiers specially trained to go into the Viet Cong’s underground tunnels and kill the enemy and then destroy the tunnel, thus their name, tunnel rats. Continue reading

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Sex and the City (2008) – Worst Action Ever

Am I the only girl who doesn’t see men as worthless individuals and only good for one thing? This movie sure seems to think so. Continue reading

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