Tag Archives: spoiler

Mini Review: Gran Torino (2008)

Posted on August 1, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Gran Torino is a horrible action movie and that’s why it is classified as a drama. As a drama, it’s pretty good. Clint Eastwood is back and up to the same old terrifying everyone he comes into contact with and being intimidating routine. He is just hella good at that. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Ahney Her, Bee Vang, Christopher Carley, Clint Eastwood, Dave Johannson, death, Dirty Harry, drama, gangs, Gran Torino, language, lawn, Nick Schenk, R-rated, retired, retirement, spoiler, suspence, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures | 3 Comments

The Boondock Saints (1999)

Posted on July 23, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Have you ever wondered what the Green Goblin would look like as a woman? Nope, me either, but The Boondock Saints just throws it in your face like a monkey flinging poo at you. You’re just making cute noises at the monkey and then you’ve got poop in your face. You’re just watching a movie than then you’ve got Willem Defoe in drag kissing a man! Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Billy Connolly, Bob Marley, boobs, Boondock Saints, Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, Boston, breasts, Brian Mahoney, Carlo Rota, Catholic, David Della Rocco, David Ferry, detectives, drag, FBI, Franchise Pictures, fraternal twins, Gerard Parkes, God, Green Goblin, Harvey Weinstein, Il Duce, Irish-American, language, Mark Brian Smith, Miramax Films, mob, mobsters, New Line Cinema, Norman Reedus, Nudity, Paramoun Pictures, prayer, R-rated, River Styx, Rocco, Ron Jeremy, rosary, Russian Mafia, Sean Patrick Flanery, sexual content, Special Agent Paul Smecker, spoiler, strong violence, tattoos, transvestite, Troy Duffy, twins, vigilante, vigilantism, Willem Dafoe, Willem Defoe, William Dafoe | 10 Comments

Watchmen (2009)

Posted on March 26, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina! Have you had that talk with your kids yet? Well, now you don’t have to. Take them to see Watchmen and avoid that awkward conversation. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, movie, R-rated, science fiction, superhero | Tagged Adrian Veidt, Alan Moore, Alex Tse, alternate history, Billy Crudup, boobs, breasts, Carla Gugino, Charlton Comics, Dave Gibbons, David Hayter, DC Comics, Doctor Manhatten, Dr. Manhatten, Earth-4, female nudity, Jackie Earl Haley, Jackie Earle Hailey, Jackie Earle Haley, Jacky Earle Haley, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, John Higgins, Lauri Jupiter, male nudity, Malin Akerman, Matt Frewer, Matthew Goode, Moloch, Moloch the Mystic, Night Owl, Nite Owl, Nite Owl II, nude, Nudity, Ozymandius, Pat Buchanan, Patrick Wilson, penis, R-rated, Rorschach, Sally Jupiter, sci-fi, science fiction, Sex Scene, Silk Specter, Silk Spectre, Silk Spectre II, Solid Snake, spoiler, Stephen McHattie, superhero, superhero sex, superhero team, superheroes, Tales of the Black Freighter, The Comedian, vagina, Vietnam War, vigilante, Walter Kovacs, Watchmen, Watchmen: The IMAX Experience, Zack Snyder | 11 Comments

Death Race (2008)

Posted on March 18, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Holy Crap! Jason Statham is in excellent shape. Anyone who appreciates a finely tuned body, boys and girls alike, should see Statham in Death Race. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction | Tagged Blue Shell, Charles B. Griffith, Death Race, Ian McShane, Ib Melchior, Jason Clarke, Jason Statham, Joan Allen, language, Natalie Martinez, Paul W.S. Anderson, R-rated, Robert Thom, spoiler, Tyrese Gibson, Universal Pictures, violence | 2 Comments

The Lost Boys (1987)

Posted on October 22, 2008 by Action Flick Chick

Corey Haim’s character, Sam, is supposed to be a teenager in this movie. Well he gets scared and asks his mommy if he can sleep with her in her bed. OMG! You’re a teenager. How about you grow a pair and kill any vampires that come into your room. Freakin’ nursery school. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, horror, movie, R-rated | Tagged 1980s, 80's, adult language, Alex Winter, Barnard Hughes, Bill and Ted, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, comedy, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, Dianne Wiest, Edward Herrmann, Eighties, Gilmore, horror, horror movies, James Jeremias, Janice Fischer, Jason Patric, Jeffrey Boam, Joel Schumacher, Kiefer Sutherland, lost boys, R-rated, spoiler, suspense, The Lost Boys, thriller, Vampires, violence, Warner Bros. | 1 Comment

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Posted on October 1, 2008 by Action Flick Chick

I am talking about the remake, the one from 2004. I mean, I love this movie so much I would marry it, and gladly have its zombie babies. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated | Tagged action movie, Apocalypse, Boyd Banks, CGI, Davy Crockett, Dawn of the Dead, dead, Gaylen Ross, George A. Romero, George Romero, gore, head shots, horror, horror movie, Inna Korobkina, Jake Weber, James Gunn, Jayne Eastwood, Ken Foree, Kevin Zegers, Kim Poirier, language, Living Dead, mall, Matt Frewer, Mekhi Phifer, Michael Barry, Michael Kelly, Night of the Living Dead, nude, Nudity, outbreak, R-rated, Sarah Polley, Scott H. Reiniger, Sex Scene, sexuality, spoiler, Strike Entertainment, survival horror, Tom Savini, Ty Burrell, undead, Ving Rhames, violence, Zack Snyder, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie baby, zombies | 4 Comments

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008): More Mummies, Minus Some Magic

Posted on August 20, 2008 by Llama Mama

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor starts off slow, too slow, but picks up speed and becomes a very watchable, never dull bit of cinema with some interesting ideas and clever visuals that might have been more impressive had the movie managed to seize us earlier like the series’ previous installments. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, fantasy, movie, PG-13 | Tagged action, action movies, adventure, Alfred Gough, Anthony Wong, Asia, Asian, Brenden Fraser, CGI, China, Chinese, deux ex machina, Hamunaptra 3, immortal, immortality, Isabella Leong, Jet Li, John Hannah, Luke Ford, magic, Maria Bello, Michelle Yeoh, Miles Millar, monster, mummy, Orient, Oriental, PG-13, Rachel Weiss, Rob Cohen, spoiler, Stephen Sommers, superpowers, The Mummy, The Mummy 3, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Universal Pictures, violence | Leave a comment

Rambo III

Posted on August 13, 2008 by Action Flick Chick

I have finally figured out, after three Rambo movies, why Richard Crenna is in all of them. He is Rambo’s hype man. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, R-rated | Tagged action adventure, action movies, adventure, Afghanistan, Carolco Pictures, David Morrell, Flavor Flav, graphic violence, killing machine, kills, Peter MacDonald, profanity, R-rated, Rambo, Rambo III, review, Richard Crenna, Sheldon Lettich, spoiler, Sylvester Stallone, Vietnam, violence, war | 3 Comments