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Movie Chicks on Horror Flicks: Diablo Cody Calls Jennifer’s Body Feminist – Is It?
Genre(s): Comedy | Horror Written by: Diablo Cody Directed by: Karyn Kusama Release Date: Theatrical: September 18, 2009 Running Time: 102 minutes. RATING: R for sexuality, bloody violence, language, brief drug use. Previous review: Jennifer’s Body (2009) The Not-So-Pretty Side … Continue reading
Posted in horror, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, Adam Brody, Amanda Seyfried, band, BFF, bloody violence, brief drug use, cannibalism, Catwoman, comedy, critics, Diablo Cody, feminism, feminist, girl on girl kiss, gore, high school, horror, J.K. Simmons, Jennifer’s Body, Johnny Simmons, Karyn Kusama, kiss, language, lesbian, Low Shoulder, Megan Fox, Needy Amanda Seyfried, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, R-rated, review, Sex Scene, sexuality, spoiler, swim, topless
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Total Recall (1990)
I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged adventure, Anne Lockhart, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Benny, boobs, breasts, Dan O'Bannon, explosion, graphic bloody violence, Jon Povill, kill, language, Mars, Marshall Bell, Mel Johnson Jr, memory, Michael Champion, Michael Ironside, movie, Nudity, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K. Dick, pseudomemory, Quaid, R-rated, Rachel Ticotin, Robert Picardo, Ronald Shusett, Ronny Cox, science fiction, scifi, Sharon Stone, spoiler, strong sexuality, Total Recall, Triple Nipple Girl, tripled-breasted, Tristar Pictures, violence, virtual reality, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
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Jennifer’s Body (2009): The Not-So-Pretty Side of Megan Fox
All those years of being on a diet to keep her precious little figure have caught up with Megan Fox. In Jennifer’s Body she forgets about carbs and calories and just eats whatever boy she wants to. She doesn’t bother doing it in a clean or ladylike fashion either, she gets down and dirty in the blood and guts of her prey. I know, it sounds pretty awesome, right? Well, it kinda wasn’t.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, chick flick, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, Adam Brody, Amanda Seyfried, band, BFF, bisexual, bloody violence, brief drug use, cannibalism, Catwoman, comedy, coming attractions, critics, Diablo Cody, feminism, feminist, Filmforce Girl, girl on girl kiss, gore, high school, horror, J.K. Simmons, Jennifer's Body, Jennifer’s Body, Johnny Simmons, Karen Gilmore, Karyn Kusama, kiss, language, lesbian, Low Shoulder, Megan Fox, Needy Amanda Seyfried, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, R-rated, Reel Artsy, review, Sex Scene, sexuality, spoiler, swim, topless
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Gamer (2009) Anyone Want Some Tea!
Gamer: It can induce seizures within one minute flat! That should be the real tag line for the new action/thriller movie, Gamer, because the friggin’ movie was all over the place. However, we get to see the greatest moment of the movie within the first few minutes: a real life tea bagging! Tea bagging is all over the video game world, if you’ve ever played any game with guns in it, you’ve probably tea bagged someone/been tea bagged yourself. It was only a matter of time before we saw someone get tea bagged in a movie, and I, for one, am glad to see it.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Alison Lohman, Amber Valletta, boobs, breasts, Brian Taylor, Brit twins, Castle, Crank, cupcake, Dexter, explosion, Gamer, Gerard Butler, Halo, Jade and Nikita Ramsey, Jade Ramsey, John Leguizamo, Kable, kill, Kyra Sedgwick, language, Lionsgate, Logan Lerman, Logan Lernman, Ludacris, Mark Neveldine, Michael C. Hall, Nikita and Jade Ramsey, Nikita Ramsey, nude, Nudity, Psych, sexual content, Simon, spoiler, strong brutal violence, tea bagging, teabag, Terry Crews, twins, video game, videogame
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Sorority Row (2009) Spoiler Free/Galore
When someone says, “I just got tested, it’s cool,” you might want to rethink the activities you are about to engage in. However, when you’re in a sorority house on Sorority Row, nothing matters and all logical thinking goes out the bloody window. So take that into consideration, and if you throw logic out the window before you watch Sorority Row, it will turn out to be a really good movie.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Audrina Patridge, bikini, bloody violence, boobs, breasts, Briana Evigan, Brianna Evigan, Carrie Fisher, Final Girl, Gamer, Ham in a bikini, horror, Jamie Chung, Josh Stolberg, Julian Morris, language, Leah Pipes, Margo Harshman, nude, Nudity, Pete Goldfinger, R-rated, Rumer Willis, sex, Sex Scene, slasher, some sexuality, Sorority, Sorority Row, spoiler, Stewart Hendler, Summit Entertainment, The Hills, tire iron
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Hercules in New York (1970)
Now that I started off with one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movies (Predator), I’m going to review one of his worst movies. And I say “one of” because I haven’t see every single movie that Arnold has done. I know, I know, it’s terrible and I’m working as fast as I can to fix that problem. Can I still be in the cool kids club even though I haven’t seen all of Arnold’s films? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, comedy, movie
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arthur Allan Seidelman, Aubrey Wisberg, comedy, demi-god, explosion, fantasy, Filmpartners, G-rated, Greek, Hercules, Hercules in New York, Mt. Olympus, New York, Predator, spoiler, Zeus
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The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Trailer
As we’ve previously mentioned, the much awaited sequel to Boondock Saints is upon us! Ten years later, Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day is completed and will get a theatrical release later this year. The Action Flick Chick had the … Continue reading
Posted in Coming Attractions, YouTube
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, All Saints Day, Assassin, Bill Connolly, Billy Connolly, Bob Marley, Boondock Saints, Boondock Saints 2, Boston, Brian Mahoney, Catholic, Clifton Collins, Clifton Collins Jr, Comic-Con 09, coming attractions, Crime, Daniel DeSanto, David Della Rocco, David Ferry, drag, Eunice Bloom, FBI, fraternal twins, Gerard Parkes, God, Green Goblin, Hoag Maximum Security Prison, Ireland, Irish-American, Italin, Judd Nelson, Julie Benz, MacManus brothers, Massachusetts, McManus brothers, Mexican, mob, Norman Reedus, Peter Fonda, prison, Prudential Tower, R-rated, revenge, Robert Cochrane Marley Jr., Rocco, Romeo, Saints, Sean Patrick Flanery, sequel, Sony Pictures, Special Agent Eunice Bloom, Special Agent Paul Smecker, spoiler, tattoos, trailer, Troy Duffy, vigilante, vigilantism, William Dafoe, YouTube
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Rob Zombie’s Halloween II 2009 (Spoilers Galore!)
Wow! You know what I think? I think it would really suck to be a Myers. It just seems like you don’t stand a chance. You are either killed really young by your younger brother/child, or stalked for years and go crazy from seeing the horrifying murders that your brother intended to be you. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, R-rated
Tagged action, boobs, Brad Dourif, breast, breasts, brutal bloody violence, Chris Hardwick, crude sexual content, Daniel Roebuck, Danielle Harris, Dayton Callie, Deborah, Debra Hill, Dimension Films, Dr. Loomis, Ezra Buzzington, female nudity, Final Girl, graphic images, Halloween, Halloween 2, Halloween II, horror, Jeffrey Daniel Phillips, John Carpenter, language, Laurie Strode, Malcolm McDowell, Mark Christopher Lawrence, Michael Myers, nude, Nudity, R-rated, Rick Rosenthal, Rob Zombie, Samuel Loomis, Scout Taylor-Compton, sex, sex scenes, Sheri Moon Zombie, spoiler, Spoilers, The Devil’s Rejects, Tyler Mane, virgin, We had it in House of 1000 Corpses, Web Soup
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